Before you go to sleep, don’t forget to send these text messages to your love, darling, sweet, honey or what ever you call your husband or wife. Make her or him laugh while letting him or her think of your honeymoon.

Do you like maths?
If so add a bed
Subtract your clothes
Divide your legs
And We will multiply!

-oOo-

When I look at the sun
I see you!
When I look at the moon
I see you!
when I look at the sea
I see you!
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Get out of my way!

-oOo-

North to North
South to South
My best direction is
Mouth to Mouth

-oOo-

I had a wet dream
About you last night
I was laughing until I pee
When you fell of a cliff!

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