We are so thankful to God for saving us from the typhoon. And we’re so pity to the victims of the said, typhoon. Don’t ever lose hope instead be brave enough to face of what might come into our lives.

Never forget to thank God for the second life we had today. Always remember you are nothing without God.

I have some text messages I want to share you with. To let you smile  in your darkest days….

1. S-I-O-P-A-O
   KULAS: Miss, isa ngang siopao iyong babae.
   WAITRESS: Babaeng siopao?
   KULAS: Oo, iyong may papel na sapin, kumbaga napkin.
   WAITRESS: Ah, ganun po ba? Lalaki lang po ang nandito.
   KULAS: Lalaki?
   WAITRESS: May itlog po sa loob.
   hehehehehe..
2. BOY1: Bakit mo ako sinuntok?
   BOY2: Tinawag mo akong hippopotamus!
   BOY1: Last year pa yun! tarantado…
   BOY2: Eh, kanina ko lang nakita ang picture ng
   hippopotamus. Bobo!
3. Tatlong pari nagkwentuhan
   Tungkol sa kanilang sekreto:
   PARI1: Nakabuntis ako ng madre
   PARI2: Ako naman ay bakla,
   bf ko ang aking sakristan
   PARI3: Ako naman ay…..
   ay madaldal na tao hehehe

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