Text Messages Tagged ‘Text Jokes’

We’ll Multiply

Do you like maths?
If so add a bed
Subtract your clothes
Divide your legs
And We will multiply!

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Com’on Love Me

I really deeply wish
That you are here!
I really deeply wish
That you’re here with me
In my room.
On my bed while lights is off
We get under the cover together
I will show you the glow
Of my watch in the dark!

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Nobody’s Home

A girl phoned me
The other day and said…
“Come on over,
There’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home.

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