Am I really cute?
Well, call me if I’m cute,
Do a miss call if I’m gorgeous,
Text back if I’m pretty
Text me a joke if I’m charming
Just ignore me if you’re jealous

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I wish I was a teddy bear,
That lay upon your bed,
Everytime you cuddled it,
You cuddled me instead.

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Whats the difference
Between magnets and women?
Magnets have a positive side
While women have negative only.

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Text Jokes, Joke Text Messages, Corny Text messages,Funny Text Messages

Since the bureau of census is now fast approaching,
I’m here now to have an interview about your family,
Can I begin ma’am?, “asked, the boy…
Yes, you may,”answered the old women..
My father’s name is laughing,
My mother’s name is smiling, …

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Pinoy Joke,Pinoy Funny Text Messages,Filipino Comedy

Kinuha ako komersyal ng MILO,
Pero bagsak ako sa interbyo,
Tanungin ba naman ako,
Ano meaning ng MILO?
Eh, di sabi ko , ….

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