Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 1

I don’t give you flower to tell you you’re special
I don’t give you chocolate for your sweetness
I don’t give you teddy bear for your cares
Just look at my eyes and you’ll know how much I love you.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 2

Don’t be sad, don’t be mad.
I’m far away from you now, but I will definitely come
To let you feel the warmth of my embrace and the sweetness of my lips.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 3

Even if you never heard of me saying how much I care, but I never missed the day showing you what I feel. Happy Valentine’s day.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 4

If I will die early I will ask God to make me your angel
So that I can protect you by my wings
And embrace you whenever you feel lonely.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 5

I love you  not because you are beautiful
I love you not because you are rich
I love you not because you have the characteristics that I am looking for
I love you, simply because you are what you are.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 6

My heart is yours, so take it.
Keep it and don’t ever break it.
Don’t ever leave it behind
Please keep it close to you.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 7

I know that:

1 hour is equal to 60 minutes
1 minute is equal to 60 seconds

But now I realized that:

1 second living without you is equal to 100 years

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 8

A lovely day is made up of 24 hours.
A lovely week is made up of 7 lovely days.
A lovely year is made up of 52 lovely weeks

But my life became lovely just because I love you.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 9

My love is getting stronger as the days go by
I’m growing crazy while you’re far away
I’m longing for you and your love
Day and night, my thought is only you.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 10

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
Kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
But you can kiss me darling and you don’t have to worry.
I am fully vaccinated!

- Pinoy Text Messages

Below are Valentines Day Text Messages sent to us from celphone number 0982700****.

Valentines Day Text Message # 11

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.

Valentines Day Text Message # 12

If u wanna know how much I miss you,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones you miss is how much I miss

Valentines Day Text Message # 13

Hope all the happiness will be yours…
May all your dreams be fulfilled…
May all your plans be accomplished…
On this very special day,
Happy Valentines Day My love.

Valentines Day Text Message # 14

I don’t know why I suddenly feel that I can’t take you for granted
Why I’m suddenly eager to see you…
why I suddenly Miss you.
I really don’t know what I feel.
But maybe I already loved you.
Happy Valentines Day!

Valentines Day Text Message # 15

Loving is not how you forgive but how you forget, not how you listen but how you understand, not what you see but how you feel, and not how you let go but how you hold on.

Funny Text Messages:

1. Be Practical!
   If your suitor will ask you what you want
   Chocolate? Flower? Stuff Toy?
   Necklace?
   Ohh… Be practical girl!
   Bigas! Girl Bigas!
2. I was sad till I saw
   a man without two arms
   Shaking his shoulder and Jumping with joy
   When I ask why he is happy
   He replied, I’m not happy
   Katol ako ilok, kalota ra god.
3. Usa ka maestra naghikog
   Gilamoy tanan chalk
   Maayo gani kay naabtan sa principal
   Gipatomar ug eraser
   Kaluoy sa dios, nakalibang ug blackboard

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. Kung gusto mong mag-asawa
   Hanapin mo yung mataba
   Bumagyo man at bumaha
   Mayron kang magamit na panangga
2. Noon, ang hindi magmahal sa sariling wika
   Ay mas mabaho pa sa malansang isda.
   Pero ngayon, ang hindi nagmahal sa sariling wika
   Ay nagtatrabaho sa call center.
3. Noon, ang mga seaman ay simanloloko.
   Pero ngayon, ang mga seaman ay
   simangnaloko ng mga asawa.

- Pinoy Text Messages

Here’s my composed text messages related to the LET:

1. Nairelease na ang 2008 LET result?
   Kaso lahat ng nagtake ng September 2008 exam
   Wala sa list! Pano kasi yung inirelease ay yung
   result sa April 2008!
2. I can’t wait for the result na,
   Sobra ang tagal!
   Hihimatayin na ako dito.
   Pero pag marelease na, paki gising ako!
3. Ate: (Sa phone) Kuya, pakisend sakin agad nung result pag mairelease na
   (Natanggap na ang result)
   Ate: Kuya! Ba’t result sa medical exam itong pinadala mo.
   September 2008 LET exam ang pinakisuyo ko sayo.

- Pinoy Text Messages

Those who want to kid them through text messages, here’s the list of my own composition of the text messages for the September 2008 LET result.

1. Announcement:
   The September 2008 LET result
   is already released by the PRC
   and lots of 2006 examinees passed the exam!
2. Man 1: Pre, bat kaya tagal nairelease yung September 2008 LET result?
   Man 2: Malapit na pre mairelease, inaasikasu pa ang PAROLE nito
3. Woman 1: Tagal naman ng September 2008 LET result. Natatae na ako sa kahihintay!
   Woman 2: A Maam, wag po kayong mag-alala darating din yung September 2008 LET result, natraffic lang po yata sa EDSA.

- Pinoy Text Messages

Free SMS means two things. The first meaning of Free SMS is Free text messages. The second meaning of the Free SMS is Free Text Messaging.

Free text messages means, precomposed text messages that can be copied and are free to be sent to your friends and loveones.

Free text messaging on the other hand, are services that offer text messaging services that cost nothing. The example of Free text messaging is the free service offered by Chikka.com.

So much for that, I have here free SMS or text messages for you:

1. When it reains, you don’t see the sun
   but it’s there
   Hope we can be ike that
   We don’t always see each other
   But we will always be there for each other…
2. The joy that you give to others
   is the joy that flows back to you
   A happy heart makes a cheeful face
   May your day be as lovely as your heart,
   Have a nice day
3. The night is designed to end the worries
   And fears of the day
   It signifies to leave it? all to God
   and prepare for another day to come
   Have a peaceful sleep.

- Pinoy Text Messages

I have here few “Tagalog Jokes SMS” sent to me by my friends:

1. Sexy: Maawa ka! Meron ako! Meron ako!
   Rapist: ahhh! Walang meron meron sa akin! Tuwad!
   Sexy: Wagggg!
   Rapist: Ngi! Meron ka nga! Meron kang itlog! Bakla!
2. Ina: Wow! galing talaga ng anak ko sa Math. Sige nga tanungin kita.
   Anak: Sige
   Ina: Kung bibigyan kita ng 3 apples, at bibigyan ka ng papa mo ng 4 apples. Anong sagot mo?
   Anak: Salamat!
3. Aplikante: Sir, gusto ko pong magsundalo.
   Officer: Di ka pwede. Sira mga ngipin mo…
   Aplikante: Bakit sir, ang gyera ba ngayon ay lips to lips na?

- Pinoy Text Messages

So much for that, I have here funny halloween text messages that I composed by my self. However, I don’t know if they really are funny text messages:

1. One day, after drinking a shot of wine, the witch get her broom and fly with it.
   After flying few meters, she hit the trunk of the tree and crashed.
2. Pumpkins….
   Pumpkins ….
   Pampers….

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. Because you are my friend
   What ever you want I want
   What ever you say I say
   What ever you hate I hate
   Where ever you go I go
   Where you are I are
2. Son: Dad! I have problem
   Father: What’s your problem, Son?
   Son: Dad, I’m afraid to be circumcised
   Father: Don’t worry son, I will support you even if I am uncircumcised…
3. Pregnant wife awakened from deep coma
   Doctor: You had twins boy and girl. Your brother named them.
   Mother: Not my brother! His an idiot. What’s the name of the girl?
   Doctor: Denise
   Mother: Ok. and the boy?
   Doctor: Denephew

- Pinoy Text Messages

And here are some of the Pinoy Funniest Text Joke in my archive which you can send to your friends:

1. Anak: Bakit po si Itay wala nang buhok sa ulo?
   Nanay: Dami kasi siya isip…
   Anak: Eh kayo po, bakit marami kayo buhok? Wala kayo isip?
   Nanay: Wag ka ngang maingay dyan!
2. Pedro at Juan manonood ng sine. Natigilan si Pedro.
   Pedro: Uwi na lang tayo. Puno na.
   Juan: Pano mo nalaman?
   Pedro: Di mo ba nabasa yun sa pinto? PULL
3. Junith: Hoy! Ang cute ng baboy mo!
   Selboy: Honey hindi ito baboy, pusa to!
   Junith: Honey, hindi ikaw ang kausap ko. Ang pusa mo ang kausap ko!

- Pinoy Text Messages