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Funny Text Messages

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Here’s another set of the funny text messages in my archive. I don’t know who composed them. What I know is that they were sent to me by my friends.

Funny Text Messages:

  1. Be Practical!
    If your suitor will ask you what you want
    Chocolate? Flower? Stuff Toy?
    Necklace?
    Ohh… Be practical girl!
    Bigas! Girl Bigas!
  2. I was sad till I saw
    a man without two arms
    Shaking his shoulder and Jumping with joy
    When I ask why he is happy
    He replied, I’m not happy
    Katol ako ilok, kalota ra god.
  3. Usa ka maestra naghikog
    Gilamoy tanan chalk
    Maayo gani kay naabtan sa principal
    Gipatomar ug eraser
    Kaluoy sa dios, nakalibang ug blackboard

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Tagalog Jokes

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Looking for tagalog Jokes? You’re in the right website. I already posted few tagalog jokes. And here’s another tagalog jokes:

  1. Kung gusto mong mag-asawa
    Hanapin mo yung mataba
    Bumagyo man at bumaha
    Mayron kang magamit na panangga
  2. Noon, ang hindi magmahal sa sariling wika
    Ay mas mabaho pa sa malansang isda.
    Pero ngayon, ang hindi nagmahal sa sariling wika
    Ay nagtatrabaho sa call center.
  3. Noon, ang mga seaman ay simanloloko.
    Pero ngayon, ang mga seaman ay
    simangnaloko ng mga asawa.

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Licensure Examination for Teachers 2008

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This page actually contains my own composition of text messages related to Licensure Examination for Teachers 2008. But it doesn’t contain the result. Please click the link for the LET exam result september 2008.

Here’s my composed text messages related to the LET:

  1. Nairelease na ang 2008 LET result?
    Kaso lahat ng nagtake ng September 2008 exam
    Wala sa list! Pano kasi yung inirelease ay yung
    result sa April 2008!
  2. I can’t wait for the result na,
    Sobra ang tagal!
    Hihimatayin na ako dito.
    Pero pag marelease na, paki gising ako!
  3. Ate: (Sa phone) Kuya, pakisend sakin agad nung result pag mairelease na
    (Natanggap na ang result)
    Ate: Kuya! Ba’t result sa medical exam itong pinadala mo.
    September 2008 LET exam ang pinakisuyo ko sayo.

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September 2008 LET result

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Those who took the September 2008 LET and their relatives and friends are now excited? to see the result. However, the PRC is not yet releasing the result.

Those who want to kid them through text messages, here’s the list of my own composition of the text messages for the September 2008 LET result.

  1. Announcement:
    The September 2008 LET result
    is already released by the PRC
    and lots of 2006 examinees passed the exam!
  2. Man 1: Pre, bat kaya tagal nairelease yung September 2008 LET result?
    Man 2: Malapit na pre mairelease, inaasikasu pa ang PAROLE nito
  3. Woman 1: Tagal naman ng September 2008 LET result. Natatae na ako sa kahihintay!
    Woman 2: A Maam, wag po kayong mag-alala darating din yung September 2008 LET result, natraffic lang po yata sa EDSA.

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Pinoy Christmas Text Messages

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The Philippines is the only Catholic nation in Asia. So almost all of the Pinoy or Filipino will celebrate Christmas. And that’s the main reason why lots of Filipino texters are already searching this website for the Pinoy Christmas Text messages.

Pinoy Christmas text messages are SMS or text messages written by Filipino or if not, they are written in Filipino. And Pinoy Christmas Text Messages is the most search text messages since Septermber 2008

So, here’s the list of my few personally composed Pinoy Christmas Text Messages:

  1. Pasko na naman
    Ihanda niyo na cellphones niyo
    Sabay-sabay tayong sisigaw
    “Pasaload naman at nang makatext ako!”
  2. Pasyal tayo mamaya sa plaza
    Andon si Santa claus
    Namigay siya ng libreng load
    Pero para mabigyan ka ng load,
    Pasaload mo muna ako ng 10.
  3. Pagdating ng Christmas
    Lahat ng tao naghahanda
    Ng Regalo at pagkain
    Syempre kasama ang pag-ibig.

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Tagalog Jokes SMS

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“Tagalog Jokes SMS” means “Pinoy Funny Text Messages“. I really wonder if you don’t know about the similarity of those phrases. So, if you found posts on this site about “Pinoy Funny Text Messages” then don’t wonder for anything else because they are also the so called “Tagalog Jokes SMS”.

I have here few “Tagalog Jokes SMS” sent to me by my friends:

  1. Sexy: Maawa ka! Meron ako! Meron ako!
    Rapist: ahhh! Walang meron meron sa akin! Tuwad!
    Sexy: Wagggg!
    Rapist: Ngi! Meron ka nga! Meron kang itlog! Bakla!
  2. Ina: Wow! galing talaga ng anak ko sa Math. Sige nga tanungin kita.
    Anak: Sige
    Ina: Kung bibigyan kita ng 3 apples, at bibigyan ka ng papa mo ng 4 apples. Anong sagot mo?
    Anak: Salamat!
  3. Aplikante: Sir, gusto ko pong magsundalo.
    Officer: Di ka pwede. Sira mga ngipin mo…
    Aplikante: Bakit sir, ang gyera ba ngayon ay lips to lips na?

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Funny Halloween Text Messages

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I have lots of funny halloween pictures. But I have the hard time converting those funny halloween pictures into text messages. However, if you have funny halloween text messages in your archives please send them to me at +639068125959. Thank you so much.

So much for that, I have here funny halloween text messages that I composed by my self. However, I don’t know if they really are funny text messages:

  1. One day, after drinking a shot of wine, the witch get her broom and fly with it.
    After flying few meters, she hit the trunk of the tree and crashed.
  2. Pumpkins….
    Pumpkins ….
    Pampers….

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Funny Text Forwards

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I almost lost my patient in digging up some “funny text forwards” messages. I tried to compose some “funny text forwards” messages for you but my mind didn’t work. Good thing, my friends sent me some “funny text forwards” messages, and here they are:

  1. Because you are my friend
    What ever you want I want
    What ever you say I say
    What ever you hate I hate
    Where ever you go I go
    Where you are I are
  2. Son: Dad! I have problem
    Father: What’s your problem, Son?
    Son: Dad, I’m afraid to be circumcised
    Father: Don’t worry son, I will support you even if I am uncircumcised…
  3. Pregnant wife awakened from deep coma
    Doctor: You had twins boy and girl. Your brother named them.
    Mother: Not my brother! His an idiot. What’s the name of the girl?
    Doctor: Denise
    Mother: Ok. and the boy?
    Doctor: Denephew

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Pinoy Funniest Text Joke

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Some people search for the Pinoy Funny Text Jokes. However, more people are looking for the Pinoy Funniest Text Jokes. Maybe because Filipino are funny. And I think also that this is because Filipino wanted to hear funny jokes.

And here are some of the Pinoy Funniest Text Joke in my archive which you can send to your friends:

  1. Anak: Bakit po si Itay wala nang buhok sa ulo?
    Nanay: Dami kasi siya isip…
    Anak: Eh kayo po, bakit marami kayo buhok? Wala kayo isip?
    Nanay: Wag ka ngang maingay dyan!
  2. Pedro at Juan manonood ng sine. Natigilan si Pedro.
    Pedro: Uwi na lang tayo. Puno na.
    Juan: Pano mo nalaman?
    Pedro: Di mo ba nabasa yun sa pinto? PULL
  3. Junith: Hoy! Ang cute ng baboy mo!
    Selboy: Honey hindi ito baboy, pusa to!
    Junith: Honey, hindi ikaw ang kausap ko. Ang pusa mo ang kausap ko!

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Sample of Naughty Texts Between Couple

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Looking for the sample of naughty texts between couple? Just like what I always say, “naughty texts” does not mean “naughty writeups” published on papers or internet. “Naughty texts” simply means “naughty text messages. “Texts” stands for text messages.

So much for that, here are few of the samples of naughty texts between couples. I’m sorry if these text messages are not really naughty texts. These are just my own composition:

  1. What kind of milk would you feed to your newly born baby,
    canned milk or breast milk?
    Well, of course, canned milk is best for my baby,
    While breast milk is for daddy.
  2. Where ever you go, and what ever you do,
    Honey please don’t forget to bring you my “P”
    Just kiss it if you’ll miss me
    Smell its odor if you need me.
  3. Honey, you really are so sweet,
    Katunayan, pudpud na ngipin ko sa kaki-kiss sa yo.

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