A flower is a flower
A plumb is a plumb
A kiss is not a kiss
Without a tongue

So whenever you need
to exercise your tongue
Just call me
And I’ll give you a
chewing gum”
“Dami kasi iniisip mo!”

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Just like I told you before, I really have learned few Naughty Text Jokes from my friends. And I think, I can now compose my own naughty texts. If you’ll like these Naughty Texts, then you can copy them and send them to your friends. Here’re my own naughty texts: Bakit nakatayo ang lalake kung [...]

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Last Sunday, November 2, 2008, my husband and I along with my friends went to a beach party. During the beach party, my friends shared lots of naughty text jokes. I failed to write the naughty text jokes that I heard but I still remember some of the naughty text jokes. Here they are: Wife [...]

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