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A Flower – Pinoy Text

Junith — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:11:44 +0000

Another set of text messages for you that will let your mind works as you read them.

-oOo-

A flower is a flower
A plumb is a plumb
A kiss is not a kiss
Without a tongue

So whenever you need
to exercise your tongue
Just call me
And I’ll give you a
chewing gum”
“Dami kasi iniisip mo!”

-oOo-

Sa laki ng earth
Di ba nakakatuwa
Na nagkakilala tayo?
At sa dinami dami
Ng mga tao
Di ba nakapagtataka
Kung bakit tayo pinatagpo?
Sabi kasi ni Lord
“Basta mga badlongon
Angay tapukon!”

-oOo-

A elephant ask the camel
“Why do you have your boobs
on your back?”
The came laughed and replied,
“What a funny question from
someone with a big penis
on his face…hehehehe”

Am I Cute?

Junith — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 08:31:13 +0000

Oh well, flirting text messages fill my archive of my text messages. But they’re good and funny aren’t they?

-oOo-

Am I really cute?
Well, call me if I’m cute,
Do a miss call if I’m gorgeous,
Text back if I’m pretty
Text me a joke if I’m charming
Just ignore me if you’re jealous

-oOo-

Do you really wonder
Why men find it difficult
To make eye contact with girls
I’m sure you knew so well,
Breast don’t have eyes
For men to eye contact with.

-oOo-

Please forgive my eyes
For admiring your beauty
I already forgave you
Because everytime you look at me
You stole my heart
You can call me crazy
You can call me ensane
The truth is,
Everytime my heart beats,
It mentions your name.

A Teddy Bear

Junith — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 08:13:52 +0000

My friends send me everyday text messages that seems flirting. They could be nice messages to tell your mate what you feel for them. And they could make you smile for most of the flirting text messages are funny text messages. Here’s three text messages for your.

-oOo-

I wish I was a teddy bear,
That lay upon your bed,
Everytime you cuddled it,
You cuddled me instead.

-oOo-

Babe, I think I am an addict
People want to send me in rehab
They want me to be cure of it
But I refused
Because I am addicted
Not of drugs but You

-oOo-

Love is a sensation
That is caused by temptation.
A boy puts his location
In a girls destination
Do you get my explanation?
Or should we go for demonstration?

Magnet and Women

Junith — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 01:42:35 +0000

Here’s another set of text messages that you can send to your friends and loveones. I checked my archive for more text messages that are naughty in nature but just couldn’t find one.

-oOo-

Whats the difference
Between magnets and women?
Magnets have a positive side
While women have negative only.

-oOo-

One afternoon,
I went home from my work
On the way home,
I saw a man jogging naked,
I asked him why he’s naked,
He answered me:
“Because you came home early.”

-oOo-

Researchers in the US
Found out
That people who do not
Perform well in bed
have difficulties
Texting through the right hands.

We’ll Multiply

Junith — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:55:24 +0000

Before you go to sleep, don’t forget to send these text messages to your love, darling, sweet, honey or what ever you call your husband or wife. Make her or him laugh while letting him or her think of your honeymoon.

Do you like maths?
If so add a bed
Subtract your clothes
Divide your legs
And We will multiply!

-oOo-

When I look at the sun
I see you!
When I look at the moon
I see you!
when I look at the sea
I see you!
.
.
Get out of my way!

-oOo-

North to North
South to South
My best direction is
Mouth to Mouth

-oOo-

I had a wet dream
About you last night
I was laughing until I pee
When you fell of a cliff!

Com’on Love Me

Junith — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:43:39 +0000

There are times that you feel horny. You want to play with your husband or wife. But he/she is far away. So, why not send them these text messages:

I really deeply wish
That you are here!
I really deeply wish
That you’re here with me
In my room.
On my bed while lights is off
We get under the cover together
I will show you the glow
Of my watch in the dark!

-oOo-

Girls are like
Internet domain names
The ones I like
Are already taken.

-oOo-

Come here!
Take off your pants
Get on top of me
Enjoy me
Until you’re satisfied
.
.
.
-lovingly yours TOILET!!!!

Nobody’s Home

Junith — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:36:30 +0000

Note: Text Messages below are considered Naughty, Sexy, Flirting… Text Messages. If disturbed don’t read them.

If I was a flower
Would you pick me?
If I was lolly
Would you lick me?
If I was a sweetie
Would you suck me?
If I asked nicely
Would you f*ck me?

-oOo-

A girl phoned me
The other day and said…
“Come on over,
There’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home.

-oOo-

CONGRATULATION!
A new puzzle game
Has been installed
In your phone.
To play…
Throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….