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Bisaya Text Jokes

Junith — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:13:48 +0000

Actually, this post is just the continuation of the previously published, “Funny Bisaya Text Messages.” Just like the other text messages published on this blog, you can freely copy them and send them to your loveones and friends. These are all free.

Selboy: Lo, sa tanang mga lolo ug lola kamo ra jud ang sweet kaayo.
Lolo: Nganong nakaingon man ka ana dong?
Selboy: Gatusan na gud mo katuig nag-uban pero hangtod ron honey pa gihapon inyo tawagan.
Lolo: Ayaw saba dong. Secret lang nato. Nakalimot man gud ko sa ngalan sa imong lola.
Junith: Hon, nganong sige man kag tutok sa atong marriage contract?
Selboy: Ay, gipangita nako hon ang expiry date. Asa man gisuwat?
Selboy: Dong, mabaw ba ning suba?
Bata: Mabaw na sir.
Selboy: (Milukso dayon) Tabang! kalawum ba ini.
Bata: Mabaw ra na sir. Mitabok man gani ang mga itik.

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Text Messages on Teachers Day

Junith — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:12:02 +0000

When my wife and I were eating our dinner last evening, she told me that last Saturday, October 4, 2008 was the day for teachers, or Teachers’ day. She suggested that I would compose text messages for teachers.

I immediately thought of text messages that can be used to greet everyone’s teachers and I composed enough text messages in my mind. But the problem is, after eating our dinner, those text messages for teachers were lost.

However, I recovered few of them like:

Junith: Honey, who are those men that teachers want to be their husband?
Selboy: Don’t have idea?
Junith: Of course, the Haba-habal driver!
Teachers’ salary is best for their husbands’ future.
Junith: Selboy, define teacher?
Selboy: Teacher is someone who sell bibingka, ice candy, botsi, cassava pie, candy in school.

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Text Messages on Halloween

Junith — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:01:28 +0000

Halloween is actually a pagan celebration. But since the Roman Catholic Church is pond of adopting pagan practices and celebration, halloween is now a popular event of the members of the Roman Catholic Church.

I know that there already lots of text messages that are related to halloween but then lots of people are still looking for fresh halloween text messages.

There are halloween text messages that scare you. There are halloween text messages that simply greet. And there are also halloween text messages that inform you, educate you and tell you stories.

Just today, I tried writing my own original halloween text messages, and here they go:

Life is like a fresh flower.
It’s interesting.
that’s the reason why I’m here again texting you.
It’s me your great great grandfather.
Junith: Honey, what happened to you?
Selboy: I’m fine. I will just attend the halloween party.
Junith: Honey that’s not for halloween party. Don’t use my bikini as your mask!
Selboy: Honey! Have you seen a ghost already?
JUnith: Yeah!
Selboy: Really? Where?
Junith: In our farm. There are lots of goats there!

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