The thoughts contained on these text messages are not mine. I just tweaked those text messages that I received from my friends to make them different from the original.

1. Selboy: Mom, they told me that there are ghosts roaming around our house.
   Mom: Huh! Who told you that?
   Selboy: Our neighborhood!
   Mom: But we don’t have neighbor here!
2. As you go to sleep, don’t ever be bothered by the boy under your bed, and the man with red eyes inside your locker and a white lady inside your bathroom. Good night.
3. Father, I am calling you tonight
   Come out from your grave
   Let us drink the blood in the cup
   And eat this warm flesh
   I got from the man hit by my truck.
   To celebrate this Halloween night.
4. A girl was on his way home. She’s the only passenger of that jeep. When it passed by a big acasia tree, the driver stopped the jeep:
   Driver: Good night!
   Girl: Mama, sino ba kausap mo?
   Driver: Yung magandang babaeng katabi mo kanina. Kakababa lang niya.
5. One night, Maria went to the Luneta. She’s wondering why everyone saw her would run away from her. So, she looked herself at the mirror at nakita niya, wala pala siyang ulo.

- Halloween Text Messages

The following halloween SMS messages are all my personal composition:

1. Halloween might be a celebration with the use of evil costumes
   But in my heart, I am not worshiping not even honoring any evil creatures
   Halloween is just my way of making myself happy.
   Happy Halloween
2. People participate the trick-or-treat, others are in the costume parties
   And what ever you are doing now, just don’t forget that I am here
   waiting for your text messages.
   Happy Halloween
3. Sometimes, I want to be afraid of any not visible things
   Sometimes, I want to scream
   But your memories give me strength
   Your love give me power against the evil
   Wish you are here.
   Miss you so much my love. Happy halloween

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. I’m glad you received this text messages my lovely grand child. I am your grandfather, do you still remember me? Happy halloween my dear!
2. Junith: Hon, ang ganda pala talaga ng anak ng kapit bahay natin.
   Selboy: Anak! nakita mo? Kailan? Saan?
   Junith: Kanina, kinausap ako. Binigyan pa nga ako nitong bulaklak.
   Selboy: Pano nangyari yun, e matagal nang patay ang batang iyon?
3. Hello! I’m sorry for disturbing you. Wala kasing cellphone tatay ko. Can you please tell them that I miss them already. Tsaka pakisabi na gusto ko dalawin naman nila ako sa puntod ko sa north cemetery. Thanks. Happy Halloween

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. Selboy: Honey, our neighbors told me that there are lots of ghosts here in our place.
   Junith: I don’t know who told you that. What I know is we don’t have neighbors here. The people next door were all killed by a murderer last year.
2. One day, God give a child the beautiful wings. The child asks, “Am I angel now Lord?” God answered, “No! You are now a bat!”
3. Selboy: Honey, nakita mo ba yung bahay doon sa may bundok. Wow! Ang ganda!
   Junith: Anong bahay? E! balete yang itinuro mo e.

- Pinoy Text Messages

So, for your friends and loveones, here’s the list of few of the funny, joke halloween text messages:

1. Vampire 1: Hey! what happened to your teeth.
   Vampire 2: I was a victim of the man in the park. I thought he’d be my victim, but when I bit him, my teeth broke.
   Vampire 1: Where did you find that man?
   Vampire 2: In Rizal park.
2. Manananggal 1: Tulong! Tulong!
   Manananggal 2: Anong nangyari?
   Manananggal 1: Nanigas mga paa ko
   Manananggal 2: E, panong di manigas paa mo, paa ng manikin yang naidugtong sa katawan mo.

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. Vampire 1: Buddy, can you please accompany me. I just want to buy mouth wash.
   Vampire 2: What happen to your mouth?
   Vampire 1: I have batbreath.
2. Ghost 1: Pre, ayoko na! ayoko na!
   Ghost 2: Bakit pre?
   Ghost 1: Ayoko nang magtoothbrush. Wala na ako ipin!
3. Selboy: Hon, alam mo ba kung ano klaseng bola ang paboritong gamitin ng mga kaluluwa kung magbabasketball?
   Junith: Hindi e. Ano?
   Selboy: E ano pa, di yung ulo ng kanilang bangkay

- Pinoy Text Messages

Halloween costumes are outfits worn on or around October 31, the day of Halloween.

So, here’s the list of text messages that I personally composed for you and your halloween texting.

1. Selboy: Pal, you got a nice halloween costume. Where’d you get it?
   Man: It’s original. It’s my own bones
2. Man: Pre, do you know where to buy a mask for the Halloween party?
   Selboy: Hmmm! I think, you don’t need to wear a mask.
3. If you are looking for Halloween costumes,
   just visit the cemetery,
   You can choose good Halloween costumes there.

- Pinoy Text Messages

You know, by October 31 people who believe in ghost will celebrate Halloween or hallween with interesting attire and music. However, Filipinos prefer to celebrate halloween through disco or any fund-raising activities.

I already published samples of hallween or halloween text messages before, however I will give you more here:

1. Don’t pass by dark places
   For somebody is waiting for you
   Not the ghosts of your loveones and friends
   But the killer and theives.
2. Before you go sleep
   Please pip out the window
   And look at the big eyes staring at you.
   AWOOOOOOOO!
3. How’s the baby inside your cabinet?
   Is she bloody still?
4. Did you find the head of the man
   wearing Filipino Barong waiting outside your door?

- Pinoy Text Messages

I know that there already lots of text messages that are related to halloween but then lots of people are still looking for fresh halloween text messages.

There are halloween text messages that scare you. There are halloween text messages that simply greet. And there are also halloween text messages that inform you, educate you and tell you stories.

Just today, I tried writing my own original halloween text messages, and here they go:

1. Life is like a fresh flower.
   It’s interesting.
   that’s the reason why I’m here again texting you.
   It’s me your great great grandfather.
2. Junith: Honey, what happened to you?
   Selboy: I’m fine. I will just attend the halloween party.
   Junith: Honey that’s not for halloween party. Don’t use my bikini as your mask!
3. Selboy: Honey! Have you seen a ghost already?
   JUnith: Yeah!
   Selboy: Really? Where?
   Junith: In our farm. There are lots of goats there!

- Pinoy Text Messages