The thoughts contained on these text messages are not mine. I just tweaked those text messages that I received from my friends to make them different from the original.

1. Selboy: Mom, they told me that there are ghosts roaming around our house.
   Mom: Huh! Who told you that?
   Selboy: Our neighborhood!
   Mom: But we don’t have neighbor here!
2. As you go to sleep, don’t ever be bothered by the boy under your bed, and the man with red eyes inside your locker and a white lady inside your bathroom. Good night.
3. Father, I am calling you tonight
   Come out from your grave
   Let us drink the blood in the cup
   And eat this warm flesh
   I got from the man hit by my truck.
   To celebrate this Halloween night.
4. A girl was on his way home. She’s the only passenger of that jeep. When it passed by a big acasia tree, the driver stopped the jeep:
   Driver: Good night!
   Girl: Mama, sino ba kausap mo?
   Driver: Yung magandang babaeng katabi mo kanina. Kakababa lang niya.
5. One night, Maria went to the Luneta. She’s wondering why everyone saw her would run away from her. So, she looked herself at the mirror at nakita niya, wala pala siyang ulo.

- Halloween Text Messages

The following halloween SMS messages are all my personal composition:

1. Halloween might be a celebration with the use of evil costumes
   But in my heart, I am not worshiping not even honoring any evil creatures
   Halloween is just my way of making myself happy.
   Happy Halloween
2. People participate the trick-or-treat, others are in the costume parties
   And what ever you are doing now, just don’t forget that I am here
   waiting for your text messages.
   Happy Halloween
3. Sometimes, I want to be afraid of any not visible things
   Sometimes, I want to scream
   But your memories give me strength
   Your love give me power against the evil
   Wish you are here.
   Miss you so much my love. Happy halloween

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. I’m glad you received this text messages my lovely grand child. I am your grandfather, do you still remember me? Happy halloween my dear!
2. Junith: Hon, ang ganda pala talaga ng anak ng kapit bahay natin.
   Selboy: Anak! nakita mo? Kailan? Saan?
   Junith: Kanina, kinausap ako. Binigyan pa nga ako nitong bulaklak.
   Selboy: Pano nangyari yun, e matagal nang patay ang batang iyon?
3. Hello! I’m sorry for disturbing you. Wala kasing cellphone tatay ko. Can you please tell them that I miss them already. Tsaka pakisabi na gusto ko dalawin naman nila ako sa puntod ko sa north cemetery. Thanks. Happy Halloween

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. Selboy: Honey, our neighbors told me that there are lots of ghosts here in our place.
   Junith: I don’t know who told you that. What I know is we don’t have neighbors here. The people next door were all killed by a murderer last year.
2. One day, God give a child the beautiful wings. The child asks, “Am I angel now Lord?” God answered, “No! You are now a bat!”
3. Selboy: Honey, nakita mo ba yung bahay doon sa may bundok. Wow! Ang ganda!
   Junith: Anong bahay? E! balete yang itinuro mo e.

- Pinoy Text Messages

So, for your friends and loveones, here’s the list of few of the funny, joke halloween text messages:

1. Vampire 1: Hey! what happened to your teeth.
   Vampire 2: I was a victim of the man in the park. I thought he’d be my victim, but when I bit him, my teeth broke.
   Vampire 1: Where did you find that man?
   Vampire 2: In Rizal park.
2. Manananggal 1: Tulong! Tulong!
   Manananggal 2: Anong nangyari?
   Manananggal 1: Nanigas mga paa ko
   Manananggal 2: E, panong di manigas paa mo, paa ng manikin yang naidugtong sa katawan mo.

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. Vampire 1: Buddy, can you please accompany me. I just want to buy mouth wash.
   Vampire 2: What happen to your mouth?
   Vampire 1: I have batbreath.
2. Ghost 1: Pre, ayoko na! ayoko na!
   Ghost 2: Bakit pre?
   Ghost 1: Ayoko nang magtoothbrush. Wala na ako ipin!
3. Selboy: Hon, alam mo ba kung ano klaseng bola ang paboritong gamitin ng mga kaluluwa kung magbabasketball?
   Junith: Hindi e. Ano?
   Selboy: E ano pa, di yung ulo ng kanilang bangkay

- Pinoy Text Messages

Halloween costumes are outfits worn on or around October 31, the day of Halloween.

So, here’s the list of text messages that I personally composed for you and your halloween texting.

1. Selboy: Pal, you got a nice halloween costume. Where’d you get it?
   Man: It’s original. It’s my own bones
2. Man: Pre, do you know where to buy a mask for the Halloween party?
   Selboy: Hmmm! I think, you don’t need to wear a mask.
3. If you are looking for Halloween costumes,
   just visit the cemetery,
   You can choose good Halloween costumes there.

- Pinoy Text Messages

So, I tried to compose text messages for halloween that seems to be horror:

1. One year after my girlfriend died, I meet my girlfriend’s friend.
   I was very much attracted to her,
   So, I immediately courted her.
   But then she told me that,
   “Hey! You are courting me yet your girlfriend is with you staring at me angrily”
2. When I wake this morning
   I found a gift left at my door.
   The card said: “To: My widow. Happy Halloween. From: Your husband”
3. If you go sleep tonight,
   don’t forget to close the windows
   for you to avoid seeing the bright eyes
   of the creatures outside.

- Pinoy Text Messages