Pinoy Text Messages » Green Jokes http://www.pinoytextmessages.com Christmas Message, Funny Text Messages, Valentines Text Messages, Halloween Text Messages, Graduation Day SMS Messaging, SMS Jokes, Funny Inspirational Friendly Message, Sayings, Romantic Sexy Love Quotes, Text Messages Tue, 13 Dec 2011 09:29:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Naughty Texts http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/naughty-texts/ http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/naughty-texts/#comments Tue, 04 Nov 2008 12:08:08 +0000 Junith http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/?p=177 Just like I told you before, I really have learned few Naughty Text Jokes from my friends. And I think, I can now compose my own naughty texts. If you’ll like these Naughty Texts, then you can copy them and send them to your friends.

Here’re my own naughty texts:

  1. Bakit nakatayo ang lalake kung umiihi
    at ang babae naman ay nakaupo?
    Pagkat ang lalake ay may mahahawakan
    Habang ang babae ay walang mahahawakan
  2. Ano ang pagkakaiba ng init ng babae sa
    init ng apoy?
    Ang init ng apoy ay nakaluluto ng talong,
    Ang init ng babae ay nagpapabuhay ng talong.
  3. Bakit sinasabi na ang lalaki at ang babae
    Ay ginawang isang laman?
    Pagkat kung ipapasok ng lalaki ang ari niya
    sa ari ng babae magiging isang laman sila.

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]]> http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/naughty-texts/feed/ 2 Naughty Text Jokes http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/naughty-text-jokes/ http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/naughty-text-jokes/#comments Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:48:10 +0000 Junith http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/?p=172 Last Sunday, November 2, 2008, my husband and I along with my friends went to a beach party. During the beach party, my friends shared lots of naughty text jokes. I failed to write the naughty text jokes that I heard but I still remember some of the naughty text jokes.

Here they are:

  1. Wife 1: (while eating cooked sweet potato) You know, this sweet potato reminds me of my husband’s balls…
    Wife 2: Reminds you of what? Balls’ size?
    Wife 1: No! It reminds me of how dirty are my husband’s balls.
  2. Wife: (During sex) hey! I am not enjoying this intercourse. Your penis is too small.
    Husband: Don’t ever tell me that my penis is too small. It’s not my penis that is too small but your vagina which is too big.
  3. Husband 1: (with his midwife wife) Where are you going? My wife is here to assist your wife deliver your child.
    Husband 2: I’m sorry, but I will bring my wife to the nearest hospital. Your wife doesn’t know how to repair vagina after giving birth.

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