Text Messages Tagged ‘Funny Saying’

Am I Cute?

Am I really cute?
Well, call me if I’m cute,
Do a miss call if I’m gorgeous,
Text back if I’m pretty
Text me a joke if I’m charming
Just ignore me if you’re jealous

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A Teddy Bear

I wish I was a teddy bear,
That lay upon your bed,
Everytime you cuddled it,
You cuddled me instead.

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Magnet and Women

Whats the difference
Between magnets and women?
Magnets have a positive side
While women have negative only.

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We’ll Multiply

Do you like maths?
If so add a bed
Subtract your clothes
Divide your legs
And We will multiply!

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Com’on Love Me

I really deeply wish
That you are here!
I really deeply wish
That you’re here with me
In my room.
On my bed while lights is off
We get under the cover together
I will show you the glow
Of my watch in the dark!

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