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Am I Cute?

Junith — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 08:31:13 +0000

Oh well, flirting text messages fill my archive of my text messages. But they’re good and funny aren’t they?

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Am I really cute?
Well, call me if I’m cute,
Do a miss call if I’m gorgeous,
Text back if I’m pretty
Text me a joke if I’m charming
Just ignore me if you’re jealous

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Do you really wonder
Why men find it difficult
To make eye contact with girls
I’m sure you knew so well,
Breast don’t have eyes
For men to eye contact with.

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Please forgive my eyes
For admiring your beauty
I already forgave you
Because everytime you look at me
You stole my heart
You can call me crazy
You can call me ensane
The truth is,
Everytime my heart beats,
It mentions your name.

A Teddy Bear

Junith — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 08:13:52 +0000

My friends send me everyday text messages that seems flirting. They could be nice messages to tell your mate what you feel for them. And they could make you smile for most of the flirting text messages are funny text messages. Here’s three text messages for your.

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I wish I was a teddy bear,
That lay upon your bed,
Everytime you cuddled it,
You cuddled me instead.

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Babe, I think I am an addict
People want to send me in rehab
They want me to be cure of it
But I refused
Because I am addicted
Not of drugs but You

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Love is a sensation
That is caused by temptation.
A boy puts his location
In a girls destination
Do you get my explanation?
Or should we go for demonstration?