Selboy’s Text Messages 6-10
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On my previous post, I shared 5 tagalog or Filipino text messages that I wrote personally. And I got here another 5 text messages. But this time these are all about Halloween (haloween). Scary text messages, and sometimes mature or adult in nature.
The thoughts contained on these text messages are not mine. I just tweaked those text messages that I received from my friends to make them different from the original.
- Selboy: Mom, they told me that there are ghosts roaming around our house.
Mom: Huh! Who told you that?
Selboy: Our neighborhood!
Mom: But we don’t have neighbor here! - As you go to sleep, don’t ever be bothered by the boy under your bed, and the man with red eyes inside your locker and a white lady inside your bathroom. Good night.
- Father, I am calling you tonight
Come out from your grave
Let us drink the blood in the cup
And eat this warm flesh
I got from the man hit by my truck.
To celebrate this Halloween night. - A girl was on his way home. She’s the only passenger of that jeep. When it passed by a big acasia tree, the driver stopped the jeep:
Driver: Good night!
Girl: Mama, sino ba kausap mo?
Driver: Yung magandang babaeng katabi mo kanina. Kakababa lang niya. - One night, Maria went to the Luneta. She’s wondering why everyone saw her would run away from her. So, she looked herself at the mirror at nakita niya, wala pala siyang ulo.
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