Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 1

I don’t give you flower to tell you you’re special
I don’t give you chocolate for your sweetness
I don’t give you teddy bear for your cares
Just look at my eyes and you’ll know how much I love you.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 2

Don’t be sad, don’t be mad.
I’m far away from you now, but I will definitely come
To let you feel the warmth of my embrace and the sweetness of my lips.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 3

Even if you never heard of me saying how much I care, but I never missed the day showing you what I feel. Happy Valentine’s day.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 4

If I will die early I will ask God to make me your angel
So that I can protect you by my wings
And embrace you whenever you feel lonely.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 5

I love you  not because you are beautiful
I love you not because you are rich
I love you not because you have the characteristics that I am looking for
I love you, simply because you are what you are.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 6

My heart is yours, so take it.
Keep it and don’t ever break it.
Don’t ever leave it behind
Please keep it close to you.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 7

I know that:

1 hour is equal to 60 minutes
1 minute is equal to 60 seconds

But now I realized that:

1 second living without you is equal to 100 years

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 8

A lovely day is made up of 24 hours.
A lovely week is made up of 7 lovely days.
A lovely year is made up of 52 lovely weeks

But my life became lovely just because I love you.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 9

My love is getting stronger as the days go by
I’m growing crazy while you’re far away
I’m longing for you and your love
Day and night, my thought is only you.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 10

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
Kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
But you can kiss me darling and you don’t have to worry.
I am fully vaccinated!

- Pinoy Text Messages

Below are Valentines Day Text Messages sent to us from celphone number 0982700****.

Valentines Day Text Message # 11

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.

Valentines Day Text Message # 12

If u wanna know how much I miss you,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones you miss is how much I miss

Valentines Day Text Message # 13

Hope all the happiness will be yours…
May all your dreams be fulfilled…
May all your plans be accomplished…
On this very special day,
Happy Valentines Day My love.

Valentines Day Text Message # 14

I don’t know why I suddenly feel that I can’t take you for granted
Why I’m suddenly eager to see you…
why I suddenly Miss you.
I really don’t know what I feel.
But maybe I already loved you.
Happy Valentines Day!

Valentines Day Text Message # 15

Loving is not how you forgive but how you forget, not how you listen but how you understand, not what you see but how you feel, and not how you let go but how you hold on.

When you love someone
It will not be kept secret
For everything you keep
will be coming out but their own

- S. Laplana

Love Quotes English 2

Love Cares
Love Understands
Love Let Go

Love Quotes English 3

Love is a many-splendored thing,
It’s the April rose that only grows in the early spring,

Love Quotes English 4

Love is nature’s way of giving a reason to be living,
The golden crown that makes a man a king.

Love Quotes English 5

If you really love me
Then you should always be there with me
To be my strength, and my shoulder to cry on.

Here’s the list of the Tagalog Love Text Messages:

1. Mahirap mang mabuhay na malayo sa piling mo,
   Pagtitiisan ko ito dahil alam kong nariyan ka naghihirap
   Para sa ikabubuti ng sambahayang
   Pinagsisikapan mong mabuo.
   Mahal na mahal kita.
2. Lagi kong naiisip
   Sana nasa tabi mo ngayon ako
   Sinisikat at pinipilit
   pawiin ang pagod ng katawan mo.
   I miss you so much.
3. Habang nakahiga at nakapikit ang mga mata
   Pilit kong sa panaginip ay makita ka
   Sa gayon ay maibsan ang aking pangulila
   Matitiis ko ang hirap ng aking nadarama.
   Sana sa panaginip natin tayo ay magkasama.

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. Kung gusto mong mag-asawa
   Hanapin mo yung mataba
   Bumagyo man at bumaha
   Mayron kang magamit na panangga
2. Noon, ang hindi magmahal sa sariling wika
   Ay mas mabaho pa sa malansang isda.
   Pero ngayon, ang hindi nagmahal sa sariling wika
   Ay nagtatrabaho sa call center.
3. Noon, ang mga seaman ay simanloloko.
   Pero ngayon, ang mga seaman ay
   simangnaloko ng mga asawa.

- Pinoy Text Messages

I have here few “Tagalog Jokes SMS” sent to me by my friends:

1. Sexy: Maawa ka! Meron ako! Meron ako!
   Rapist: ahhh! Walang meron meron sa akin! Tuwad!
   Sexy: Wagggg!
   Rapist: Ngi! Meron ka nga! Meron kang itlog! Bakla!
2. Ina: Wow! galing talaga ng anak ko sa Math. Sige nga tanungin kita.
   Anak: Sige
   Ina: Kung bibigyan kita ng 3 apples, at bibigyan ka ng papa mo ng 4 apples. Anong sagot mo?
   Anak: Salamat!
3. Aplikante: Sir, gusto ko pong magsundalo.
   Officer: Di ka pwede. Sira mga ngipin mo…
   Aplikante: Bakit sir, ang gyera ba ngayon ay lips to lips na?

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. What ever happens just don’t forget
   That I am here waiting for you.
   Don’t ever try to be with someone
   Who could steal your love from me
   Because I am here waiting for you.
   Missing you so much my dear.
2. Sometimes, I drowned by worries
   Sometimes, I almost killed by negative visions
   But my love for you had saved me
   I know, you’re thinking of me right now.
   I miss you so much
3. It’s really hard to be away from you
   Just hold on to your love….
   …. hold on to your faith
   For I know, God will bring as both in a place
   where we can both feel the grace of our love.
   I love you so much.

- Pinoy Text Messages

You don’t need a cupid to have me
You don’t need money to buy me
You don’t need everything to take me
You need only to love me
Have and Take me this Valentine’s Day
Happy Valentine’s Day my love

Loving me means:
… accept what I am and never change me into what you want
… accept what I have and never long for a thing that others have
… take me into your life and never complain
… give me what you have and never leave me.
I love you and Happy Valentine’s Day!

Love is like a business
You need knowledge to operate
You need Hardwork to start with
You need Passion to endure
Knowledge, hardwork and passion really are
the secret to success
Happy Valentine’s Day to all!

Pinoy Text Message # 71

Sender: 0905-766-31**

Every sixty seconds
you spend angry,
upset or mad
is a full minute of
happiness you’ll
never get back.

Life is too short
break the rules
forgive quickly
kiss slowly
love truly
laugh uncontrollably
and most importantly
never regret
anything that
made you happy!

Pinoy Text Message # 72

Sender: 0905-766-31**

letting go
doesn’t always
mean “It’s over”

breaking up
would not mean
“pagod na ako”

instead, it’s as
good as saying,
“mahal kita kaya
ayaw na kita pahirapan pa.
you deserve someone
better!”

Pinoy Text Message # 73

Sender: 0905-766-31**

Alam mo ba
yung pinakamasarap
marinig kapag
nagseselos ka?

Yung sasabihin
nya sa yo na…

“para kang may tuyo
nagseselos ka sa
wala namang laban
sayo.”

Pinoy Text Message # 74

Sender: 0905-766-31**

Ang selos ay isang
Malupit na salita

Pag naramdaman
mo to,
parang gusto mong
pumatay.

Pero ang selos ay
isang malupit na
patunay na
sagad sa buto
ang pagmamahal
mo sa isang tao.

Pinoy Text Message # 75

Sender: 0905-766-31**

Pinoy Text Message # 76

Sender: 0905-766-31**

Love doesn’t
take months to
grow.

It happens seconds
after you meet
the person.

So don’t listen to
people who say
“It’s too early…”

You feel in love…

They obviously
don’t know how it works

Pinoy Text Message # 77

Sender: 0905-766-31**

If love is the
greatest thing on earth

If love can make it
all possible

If love can build
anything

If love combines
everything

If love conquers all

then

Why does love make
my tears fall?

Pinoy Text Message # 78

Sender: 0905-766-31**

“Tears is one of the
most meaningful
liquid”

Wanna know why?

Because out of many
liquids here in the world
only tears can explain
the real meaning of pain.

Pinoy Text Message # 79

Sender: 0905-766-31**

QUESTION

My dalawang lalaki
naglalakad sa gubat

May nakasalubong
na bata na may
dalang pugad

Nagtanong ang
isang lalaki:

“Bata, ano pangalan mo?

Sabi ng bata:

“Kung ano ang
ating pandinig
at kung ano ang
aking dala
at kung ilan kayo…
yun ang pangalan ko.”

TANONG

Ano ang pangalan ng bata?

Pinoy Text Message # 80

Sender: 0905-766-31**

Ayokong ako
ang mundo mo
Ang gusto ko
maging parte ako nito
At kapag wala ako
hindi ka mabubuo.

Yung tipong hindi
mo lang ako nakita
hindi na buo ang araw mo

Pinoy Text Messages # 56

Sender: Weng Lobo

Always look over the little
details of your life

like a child’s laughter

a friend’s hug

or a stranger’s smile

to love someone
And to love by some one

enjoy them…

they may be small
but when you look
back in your life
you’ll realize that
those are the things
that made your life
colorful and worth
living for

Pinoy Text Messages # 57

Sender: Weng Lobo

Minsan, friend is better
than lover

Minsan tea is better
than coffee

Minsan, smile is better
than laughter

Pero you know what?

Nobody is better than you!

Pinoy Text Messages # 58

Sender: Weng Lobo

Another day is
Knocking at your door
to continue 1 more page
of your life

May this new morning
brings you more strength,
graces and blessings

Good morning!

Pinoy Text Messages # 59

Sender: Weng Lobo

Seeking help is
not a sign of ignorance

It’s an intellectual
act that allows
people to admit
that some situations
are not meant to be
handled alone.

Pinoy Text Messages # 60

Sender: Alona Teomera

Enrich your vocabolary:

Long time no see –
matagal nang bulag

Misunderstanding –
babaeng nakatayo sa ilalim

Persuading –
unang kasal

Predicate –
Pakawalan mo ang pusa

Selfish –
nagbebenta ng isda

Contemplate –
kaunti ang plato

Defeat –
ang mga paa

Statue –
Ikaw ba yan?

Dilemma
– brownout ba?

Aspect –
pantusok ng yelo

City –
numero bago mag-otso

The value –
susunod sa letrang V…

Pinoy Text Messages # 61

Sender: Gina Onting

One day
I was standing
on the street
then a boy came
to be and said …

“… bili ka na po ng payong …”

nagtaka ako kasi di
naman maaraw at
di rin maulan
then I asked…

“bakit?”

the boy said …

“inuulan ka kasi ng
kagandahan eh…”

Oh come on!!!
Give me that all…

Pinoy Text Messages # 62

Sender: Gina Onting

Take time for
what ‘s important
to you

For what makes you
happiest!

Take time to be
with those you love

Take time to look
around at all the
gladness the world
can offer…

All of it is yours…

If you only take the time!

Pinoy Text Messages # 63

Sender: En-en Ranes

Guluhin natin
ang isip mo …

Ang kriminal ay ama ng
kapatid ng anak ng judge…

Tanong: kaano ano ng
Judge ang kriminal

No reply No IQ

Pinoy Text Messages # 64

Sender:  Bebian Roa

Sundays are meant for:

Rest from the weeks work

Praying for the week ahead

and…

Thanksgiving for God’s love
and generosity.

Pinoy Text Messages # 65

Sender: Weng Lobo

I’m playing
a puzzle of my
life,

Suddenly I noticed
something

The most important
piece was missing!

Then I realized
I need to talk to you…

“Pwede ba kitang mahiram
para mabuo ako?”

Pinoy Text Messages # 66

Sender: Weng Lobo

For the times
you were there for me

for all the throughful
things you’ve said and done

For the jokes
too cheer me up

For a friendship
that means so much

I don’t know
how to repay you

Just want to say…

I miss you so much!

Pinoy Text Messages # 67

Sender: Weng Lobo

Can you tell me
how to forget someone
who had been a great
part of your life?

how to let go a person
you love most?

how to forgive the person
who hurt you?

Simple questions yet
so difficult to answer…

Why? seems like the
only way is to pretend just
like nothing….

Pinoy Text Messages # 68

Sender: Weng Lobo

Life never seems to
be the way  we want it
but we need to live it the
best way we can.

There’s no perfect life…

But we can fill it with
perfect moments…

Pinoy Text Messages # 69

Sender: 090658225**

Your crush texted you
I love you

You texted back
Are you sure?

He said, Yes

Napatalon ka sa tuwa
Then bigla dumating
bestfriend mo sabi
niya “I borrowed your CP
yesterday” wala bang
nagtext sayo?

Pinoy Text Messages # 70

Sender: 090658225**

Simple “Bye” makes you cry
Simple “Joke” make you laugh
Simple “Care” makes you fall in love
Simple “Hug” makes you feel warm

Hope my simple “Hi” makes you smile

Pinoy Text Messages # 16

Sender: 0926-496-****

Paano mo ssabihin sa katabi mo
na maitim kilikili niya
na di siya magagalit?

Ganito yon…
Best friend,
Ano ba ang ginagamit mong deudorant?
Kiwi?

Pinoy Text Messages # 17

Sender: 0906-801-15**

At the age of 6
Cris loved Anne so much
“I love you Anne”,
He’d say each day
She’d just lough and run away
‘Til 1 day, she turned around
and sat with him
on the playground
Sorry Cris, I don’t love you
You’ll find someone else
Who will love you too.

Highschool come, they met again
They lough about the things back then
They began to date and feel in love
He got the girl that he’d dreamed of

But when college come
everything changed
they were far apart
“We’ll be fine Anne”, he said
“I’m sorry Chris I can’t love you
You’ll find someone else
who will love you too”

In their 20′s
they meet again.
He took her hand
They began to dance
Remembering their old romance

2 years later
She became his wife
they’d be together all of their life

One day, they went on a drive.
He said, “Anne your my everything”
But then suddenly in 1 big flash
their car crashed.
“Anne” he cried.
She took his hand, “I have to leave
Please understand, I love you so much
But you’ll find someone else to love again.”
Chris Answered, “No! it’s always you that I want
not someone else around”.

Chris hugs his wife as she slowly dies.

Pinoy Text Message # 18

Sender: 0926-496-30**

Mahaba man ang buhok mo
kung sagana ka naman sa kuto
Mabuti pa ang kalbo
Floor wax lang ang problema mo.

Pinoy Text Message # 19

Sender: 0927-477-06**

Sweet diha lang sa ka
Kay hubog sila dire
Magdala lang ko ug
Panihapon.
Ayaw na ug reply diha.

Pinoy Text Message # 20

Sender: 0926-899-09**

Ayos lang sa akin kung
Di ako ganon kahalaga sayo
Ok lang kung hindi mo ako
naiisip pag masaya ka
Pero nasaktanka
at umiyak…

Text mo ako agad
gusto ko kasi
ako ang unang tao
maaalala mo tuwing
nasasaktan ka.

Pinoy Text Message # 21

Sender: 0939-606-73**

My happyness is

Wrong spelling….
Wahahaha Opps
Babalikan nya yan….

Hahahaha

Pinoy Text Message # 22

Sender: 0905-756-69**

Sex is dangerous
“Agay Kasakit”

Sx is relgious
“Diyos ko, kalami!”

Sx is athlethic
“Sige paspasi pa!”

Sx is deadly
“Sulayi ug ibot patyon jud taka”