1. Today is your birthday
   Another day has come
   Another year has been opened
   Hope, the door of your heart remains open
   Opens for me and? our family.
   Happy Birthday honey.
2. Wish you much blessings
   More birthdays to come
   Happy Birthday
3. When hard times came, I was there beside you
   When good times came, you pull me into your side
   Thanks for the love you had for me
   Hope your love never fades.
   I love you and Happy Birthday

- Pinoy Text Messages

Here’re few of the Pinoy funny text. They’re Pinoy na Pinoy and Funny as in Funny!

1. Doctor: Ikinalulungkot ko, you have brain tumor.
   Patient: Pero Dok, they way I have no brain and now you say I have two more!
2. Ang mahal pala ng leather na gawa sa buwaya!
   Kaya dapat mautak ka… kasi mataas na pala ang face value mo
3. Question: What’s the social term for UTOT?
   Answer: Careles Whisper.
   Question: What did the napkin say to the UTOT?
   Answer: You are the wind beneath the wings!

Funny di ba? Ohhh pag di ka natatawa, ewan ko kung anong klaseng tao ka. Baka hindi ka Pinoy kaya hindi mo nafeel ang pagiging funny ng mga text na ito?

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. Wishing you the nicest thing on earth.
   Happy Birthday
2. Somebody told me yesterday, that that day was your birthday
   But I decided to greet you today
   You are so especial to me
   And I need to greet you in a special way.
   Happy Birthday
3. As you wake up today,
   Don’t forget to close your eyes again
   and meet God in your heart
   Thank him for what you have
   And for all that things that you are asking him.
   God bless you and Happy birthday

- Pinoy Text Messages

I have here few “Tagalog Jokes SMS” sent to me by my friends:

1. Sexy: Maawa ka! Meron ako! Meron ako!
   Rapist: ahhh! Walang meron meron sa akin! Tuwad!
   Sexy: Wagggg!
   Rapist: Ngi! Meron ka nga! Meron kang itlog! Bakla!
2. Ina: Wow! galing talaga ng anak ko sa Math. Sige nga tanungin kita.
   Anak: Sige
   Ina: Kung bibigyan kita ng 3 apples, at bibigyan ka ng papa mo ng 4 apples. Anong sagot mo?
   Anak: Salamat!
3. Aplikante: Sir, gusto ko pong magsundalo.
   Officer: Di ka pwede. Sira mga ngipin mo…
   Aplikante: Bakit sir, ang gyera ba ngayon ay lips to lips na?

- Pinoy Text Messages

So much for that, I have here funny halloween text messages that I composed by my self. However, I don’t know if they really are funny text messages:

1. One day, after drinking a shot of wine, the witch get her broom and fly with it.
   After flying few meters, she hit the trunk of the tree and crashed.
2. Pumpkins….
   Pumpkins ….
   Pampers….

- Pinoy Text Messages

Hmmm… Below are funny love SMS or text messages. I am not really sure if they’re funny but I think they are:

1. Na feel mo na ba yong
   Akala mo wala na ako?
   As in wala, forever gone na?
   Then one day, I texted you.
   You smile and then you said,
   “Agay! Ang samukan buhi pa diay!”
2. I saw somebody on the top of the building
   He’ll kill herself. I asked why?
   Ibog daw siya sa relasyon nato,
   Ingon niya ilogon daw ka?
   Toink!!! I pushed him off the building
   I said, just kill your self.
3. Last night I dreamed of you
   We are in a private place
   We kissed each other
   Pero badtrip ang baho ng hininga mo dear!
   Pero di bale, hindi naman talaga yun bibig mo
   Kundi pwet mo!

- Pinoy Text Messages

Here’s the list of the Tagalog Love Text Messages:

1. Mahirap mang mabuhay na malayo sa piling mo,
   Pagtitiisan ko ito dahil alam kong nariyan ka naghihirap
   Para sa ikabubuti ng sambahayang
   Pinagsisikapan mong mabuo.
   Mahal na mahal kita.
2. Lagi kong naiisip
   Sana nasa tabi mo ngayon ako
   Sinisikat at pinipilit
   pawiin ang pagod ng katawan mo.
   I miss you so much.
3. Habang nakahiga at nakapikit ang mga mata
   Pilit kong sa panaginip ay makita ka
   Sa gayon ay maibsan ang aking pangulila
   Matitiis ko ang hirap ng aking nadarama.
   Sana sa panaginip natin tayo ay magkasama.

- Pinoy Text Messages

Here’s the list of the Pinoy Funny Text Forwards copied from my archives:

1. Girlfriend: Ihi sa ko
   Boyfriend: Diha na lang sa daplin. Ngitngit bitaw
   Samtang nangihi, gihikap sa BF ang legs sa GF ug naay nagunitan
   Boyfriend: Hala, nagpasex change ka?
   Girlfriend: Amaw! Nagchange na akong mind! Nalibang na lang ko imbis nga mangihi lang
2. Girl: Padre ako ikumpisal ako uyab. Uwagan kaayo, bisan sa dagat kuanon ko
   Pari: Mura isda
   Girl: Sahay sa taas sa lubi
   Pari: Mura kaboy
   Girl: Sahay sa gilid sa simbahan
   Pari: Jesus, mura ako!
3. FLASH REPORT:
   A teacher wanted to take her own life,
   She ate all the chalks in her room.
   Good news, the principal arrived
   and she let the teacher eat the eraser.
   Thanks God, the teacher shit the blackboard.

- Pinoy Text Messages

Funny lawyer joke texts are the joke text messages related to lawyers and their works in the court or at their office.

The following funny lawyer joke text are my own composition.

1. Client: Atty, mananalo kaya tayo nyan?
   Lawyer: Akong bahala. Basta magtiwala ka sa akin.
   Client: Anong gagawin ko Atty, para makatulong sayo at nang mapasiguro ang pagkapanalo natin?
   Lawyer: OK! Bigyan mo ko ng 3,000 pesos. Dito tayo sa pinag-aagawang manok, sigurado malakas to, magaling… panalo tayo nito.
   Client: Ngi!
2. Lawyer: Hindi ba’t noong gabi, isang oras bago pinatay ang asawa mo ay magkasama kayo sa inyong kuwarto?
   Akusado: Hindi po! Nasa kotse po ako noon.
   Lawyer: Kung nasa kotse ka noong mga oras na iyon, sino ang kasama mo?
   Akusado: Kasama ko po noon si… si…. si…
   Lawyer: Sino. Sabihin? mo sa harap ng hukuman sino ang kasama mo?
   Akusado: Kasama ko po ang asawa niyo doon sa backseat ng kotse kaya hindi ko po talaga alam sinong pumatay sa asawa ko!
3. Pedro: Kung papipiliin po kayo, sino pipiliin mo: Si Abogado o si Satanas?
   Juan: Sa Abogado ako.
   Pedro: Bakit?
   Juan: Si satanas ay kayang kayang ipapakulong ng abugado at ipapatalo kaso nito para maitapon siya sa empyerno.

- Pinoy Text Messages

Just always remember that mama and papa is always here, to guide you and take good care of you. We always love you baby…..

I have here some text messages good for morning greetings for your friends and love ones.

1. I hope that ordinary morning
   “Special“, when an ordinary person
   Like me, takes the time
   To greet someone
   Special like you
   Stay happy!
   Take care and good morning…
2. Night was over, new morning is here
   I send my morning greetings
   And hope that your day
   Will be filled, with Gods
   Beautiful blessings…
   Good morning!
3. Ang araw, gumigising
   Kasabay mo
   Ang ulap, kumakaway
   Sa mga ngiti mo
   Kahit anong oras
   Mag ring ang cellphone ko
   Ngingiti ako pag galing sayo!
   Gandang Umaga!