No, just kidding. Actually, few of you, our visitors, requested me to include Friendster or MySpace comments, layouts, glitter images, or any animated images on this blog, but I just can’t do it now because I am still focusing my time for the text messages.

But then if you are really looking for the pre-composed comments that you can send to your friends, then why not consider these text messages.

1. At times you’er sad about what’s going on with your life
   Just remember one permanent fact
   Everything cahnges, tomorrow might be different.
2. Success in life can never be an accident
   It’s the result of hardwork and faith in God
   Champions are not the the people
   Who never fail, but the people
   who never quit!
3. Don’t afraid to take risks
   And experience pain to achieve your dream
   Always remember, if you
   want a rainbow, you must first go…
   through the rain goodnight.

- Pinoy Text Messages

I have here few “Tagalog Jokes SMS” sent to me by my friends:

1. Sexy: Maawa ka! Meron ako! Meron ako!
   Rapist: ahhh! Walang meron meron sa akin! Tuwad!
   Sexy: Wagggg!
   Rapist: Ngi! Meron ka nga! Meron kang itlog! Bakla!
2. Ina: Wow! galing talaga ng anak ko sa Math. Sige nga tanungin kita.
   Anak: Sige
   Ina: Kung bibigyan kita ng 3 apples, at bibigyan ka ng papa mo ng 4 apples. Anong sagot mo?
   Anak: Salamat!
3. Aplikante: Sir, gusto ko pong magsundalo.
   Officer: Di ka pwede. Sira mga ngipin mo…
   Aplikante: Bakit sir, ang gyera ba ngayon ay lips to lips na?

- Pinoy Text Messages

If I was a flower
Would you pick me?
If I was lolly
Would you lick me?
If I was a sweetie
Would you suck me?
If I asked nicely
Would you f*ck me?

-oOo-

A girl phoned me
The other day and said…
“Come on over,
There’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home.

-oOo-

CONGRATULATION!
A new puzzle game
Has been installed
In your phone.
To play…
Throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….