Just browse and scan all the pages of this site and you’ll get lots of free text messages. You don’t need to register. You don’t even need to ask permission from me. You don’t need to pay me. Just copy the text messages on this site and send them to all the people you know.

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Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 1

I don’t give you flower to tell you you’re special
I don’t give you chocolate for your sweetness
I don’t give you teddy bear for your cares
Just look at my eyes and you’ll know how much I love you.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 2

Don’t be sad, don’t be mad.
I’m far away from you now, but I will definitely come
To let you feel the warmth of my embrace and the sweetness of my lips.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 3

Even if you never heard of me saying how much I care, but I never missed the day showing you what I feel. Happy Valentine’s day.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 4

If I will die early I will ask God to make me your angel
So that I can protect you by my wings
And embrace you whenever you feel lonely.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 5

I love you  not because you are beautiful
I love you not because you are rich
I love you not because you have the characteristics that I am looking for
I love you, simply because you are what you are.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 6

My heart is yours, so take it.
Keep it and don’t ever break it.
Don’t ever leave it behind
Please keep it close to you.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 7

I know that:

1 hour is equal to 60 minutes
1 minute is equal to 60 seconds

But now I realized that:

1 second living without you is equal to 100 years

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 8

A lovely day is made up of 24 hours.
A lovely week is made up of 7 lovely days.
A lovely year is made up of 52 lovely weeks

But my life became lovely just because I love you.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 9

My love is getting stronger as the days go by
I’m growing crazy while you’re far away
I’m longing for you and your love
Day and night, my thought is only you.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 10

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
Kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
But you can kiss me darling and you don’t have to worry.
I am fully vaccinated!

- Pinoy Text Messages

Below are Valentines Day Text Messages sent to us from celphone number 0982700****.

Valentines Day Text Message # 11

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.

Valentines Day Text Message # 12

If u wanna know how much I miss you,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones you miss is how much I miss

Valentines Day Text Message # 13

Hope all the happiness will be yours…
May all your dreams be fulfilled…
May all your plans be accomplished…
On this very special day,
Happy Valentines Day My love.

Valentines Day Text Message # 14

I don’t know why I suddenly feel that I can’t take you for granted
Why I’m suddenly eager to see you…
why I suddenly Miss you.
I really don’t know what I feel.
But maybe I already loved you.
Happy Valentines Day!

Valentines Day Text Message # 15

Loving is not how you forgive but how you forget, not how you listen but how you understand, not what you see but how you feel, and not how you let go but how you hold on.

Pinoy Text Messages # 56

Sender: Weng Lobo

Always look over the little
details of your life

like a child’s laughter

a friend’s hug

or a stranger’s smile

to love someone
And to love by some one

enjoy them…

they may be small
but when you look
back in your life
you’ll realize that
those are the things
that made your life
colorful and worth
living for

Pinoy Text Messages # 57

Sender: Weng Lobo

Minsan, friend is better
than lover

Minsan tea is better
than coffee

Minsan, smile is better
than laughter

Pero you know what?

Nobody is better than you!

Pinoy Text Messages # 58

Sender: Weng Lobo

Another day is
Knocking at your door
to continue 1 more page
of your life

May this new morning
brings you more strength,
graces and blessings

Good morning!

Pinoy Text Messages # 59

Sender: Weng Lobo

Seeking help is
not a sign of ignorance

It’s an intellectual
act that allows
people to admit
that some situations
are not meant to be
handled alone.

Pinoy Text Messages # 60

Sender: Alona Teomera

Enrich your vocabolary:

Long time no see –
matagal nang bulag

Misunderstanding –
babaeng nakatayo sa ilalim

Persuading –
unang kasal

Predicate –
Pakawalan mo ang pusa

Selfish –
nagbebenta ng isda

Contemplate –
kaunti ang plato

Defeat –
ang mga paa

Statue –
Ikaw ba yan?

Dilemma
– brownout ba?

Aspect –
pantusok ng yelo

City –
numero bago mag-otso

The value –
susunod sa letrang V…

Pinoy Text Messages # 61

Sender: Gina Onting

One day
I was standing
on the street
then a boy came
to be and said …

“… bili ka na po ng payong …”

nagtaka ako kasi di
naman maaraw at
di rin maulan
then I asked…

“bakit?”

the boy said …

“inuulan ka kasi ng
kagandahan eh…”

Oh come on!!!
Give me that all…

Pinoy Text Messages # 62

Sender: Gina Onting

Take time for
what ‘s important
to you

For what makes you
happiest!

Take time to be
with those you love

Take time to look
around at all the
gladness the world
can offer…

All of it is yours…

If you only take the time!

Pinoy Text Messages # 63

Sender: En-en Ranes

Guluhin natin
ang isip mo …

Ang kriminal ay ama ng
kapatid ng anak ng judge…

Tanong: kaano ano ng
Judge ang kriminal

No reply No IQ

Pinoy Text Messages # 64

Sender:  Bebian Roa

Sundays are meant for:

Rest from the weeks work

Praying for the week ahead

and…

Thanksgiving for God’s love
and generosity.

Pinoy Text Messages # 65

Sender: Weng Lobo

I’m playing
a puzzle of my
life,

Suddenly I noticed
something

The most important
piece was missing!

Then I realized
I need to talk to you…

“Pwede ba kitang mahiram
para mabuo ako?”

Pinoy Text Messages # 66

Sender: Weng Lobo

For the times
you were there for me

for all the throughful
things you’ve said and done

For the jokes
too cheer me up

For a friendship
that means so much

I don’t know
how to repay you

Just want to say…

I miss you so much!

Pinoy Text Messages # 67

Sender: Weng Lobo

Can you tell me
how to forget someone
who had been a great
part of your life?

how to let go a person
you love most?

how to forgive the person
who hurt you?

Simple questions yet
so difficult to answer…

Why? seems like the
only way is to pretend just
like nothing….

Pinoy Text Messages # 68

Sender: Weng Lobo

Life never seems to
be the way  we want it
but we need to live it the
best way we can.

There’s no perfect life…

But we can fill it with
perfect moments…

Pinoy Text Messages # 69

Sender: 090658225**

Your crush texted you
I love you

You texted back
Are you sure?

He said, Yes

Napatalon ka sa tuwa
Then bigla dumating
bestfriend mo sabi
niya “I borrowed your CP
yesterday” wala bang
nagtext sayo?

Pinoy Text Messages # 70

Sender: 090658225**

Simple “Bye” makes you cry
Simple “Joke” make you laugh
Simple “Care” makes you fall in love
Simple “Hug” makes you feel warm

Hope my simple “Hi” makes you smile

So much for that, here are few of the samples of naughty texts between couples. I’m sorry if these text messages are not really naughty texts. These are just my own composition:

1. What kind of milk would you feed to your newly born baby,
   canned milk or breast milk?
   Well, of course, canned milk is best for my baby,
   While breast milk is for daddy.
2. Where ever you go, and what ever you do,
   Honey please don’t forget to bring you my “P”
   Just kiss it if you’ll miss me
   Smell its odor if you need me.
3. Honey, you really are so sweet,
   Katunayan, pudpud na ngipin ko sa kaki-kiss sa yo.

- Pinoy Text Messages

If you have lots of text messages in your archive, please feel free to send and share us by sending them to o916-812-5959 (TM), 0906-236-5050 (Globe) and 0921-290-7150 (Smart).

Text Message # 47

Sender: 0926-496-30**

Mahal kita
Mahal mo’y iba
Katangahan di ba?

Kaya kung ako sayo
Ako na lang mahalin mo

Text Message # 48

Sender: 0935-902-04**

Noon mahal ka niya
Akala mo, forever na.
Pero iniwan ka rin niya

Pinipilit mong ibalik ang dati
Pero hindi mo kaya…

Sino ngayon ang manhid?

Sya? Dahil hindi niya
maramdamang mahal
mo siya?

o ikaw?
Kasi hindi mo
matanggap na ayaw
na niya sayo….

Text Message # 49

Sender: 0906-659-32**

May magsyota sa madilim na lugar

GF: San tayo?

BF: Punta tayo doon sa madilim

GF: Ha! Sa madilim? Bakit?

BF: Basta! Trust me!

GF: Ok. (kinikilig)

GF: Bakit ka naghuhubad?

BF: Wag kang maingay!

GF: Ok… Maghuhubad na rin ba ako?

BF: Bakit? Natatae ka rin ba?

Text Message # 50

Sender: 0906-659-32**

Tula ng mga manliligaw…

O, mahal kong nilalangit
Nilalangaw pati yong puwit
Sa ganda mo ako’y sasamba
Sa utot mo ako’y tumba
Kung sa langit ikaw’y tala
Dito sa lupa ikaw’y Tekla…

Buhok mong paalon-alon
Kuto mo’y patalon-talon
Mata mong maririkit
Muta mo’y dikit-dikit
Ilong mong matangos
Sipon mo’y umaagos
Ngipin mong pantay-pantay
Hininga mo’y amoy patay!

Text Message # 51

Sender: 0906-659-32**

May isang bata
nasa taas ng bubong
binubusuhan ang magsyota.

GIRL: Pano kung mabuntis ako?

BOY: Bahala na ang nasa itaas

BATA: Hala! Putang-ina.
Ba’t pati ako kasali… Nanonood
lang naman ako.

Text Message # 52

Sender: 0906-659-32**

Kung ang lolo ng tatay
ng pinsan ng anak ng tito mo
na asawa ng ninong mo
ay ang ate ng tita na pinsan
ng inaanak mo.

ano naman ang….

ulam niyo?
Kumain ka na ba?

Text Message # 53

Sender: 0906-659-32**

Minsan nag-aaral akong
mag-gitara.

Ang hirap
Masakit sa kamay
mahirap pag-aralan

doon ko lang naisip
ang gitara parang love
kailangan munang masaktan
para matutunan.

Text Message # 54

Sender: 0906-659-32**

Si Uzumaki Naruto
ay magiting na ninja
sa bayan ng Konoha

Pas this to 25 na tao
magiging ninja ka na.

Wag kang tumawa
Yung kapitbahay namin Hokage na!

Text Message # 55

Sender:0926-367-1829

Hi! Good noon!

Give me a textmate please!!!!

For those visitors of this website who are wondering what’s the meaning of pinoy text msg…well, Pinoy means Filipino. Pinoy may refer to the people who are citizens of the Philippines. Pinoy may refer to the things made by Filipino.

So, if we say “Pinoy text msg” it refers to the text messages written in Filipino. There are also text messages written in English but are considered pinoy text msg because they are composed by Pinoy and written in Pinoy style.

Here’s some of the Pinoy Text Msg which you can send to your loveones and friends:

1. Pag malungkot ka, text mo lang ako
   Pag natatakot ka miscall mo ako
   Pag may problem ka, tawagan mo ako
   Pero pag masaya ka na, Ikaw na bahala
   Kung maalala mo ba ako
2. Bakit daw ang utak nasa ulo
   At ang puso ay nasa dibdib?
   Simple lang, pangit kasi tingnan
   Pag-inlove ka tumitibok yong noo mo
   Laswa naman na pag-nag-iisip ka
   Hinihimas mo boobs mo.
3. Ano gagawin mo pag ganito grades mo:
   Filipino 68, Science 60, Math 57, English 65
   PE 69, Major 66?
   Wag ka mag-aalala, be proud and say
   at least wala line of seven!

- Pinoy Text Messages

Text Message # 36

What if nakasabay mo sa jeep
Ang mahal mo, Kasama
nya ang ipinalit niya sayo,
Ano gagawin mo?

Ako simple lang…
Sisigaw ako….

Noy! Lugar! Atay!
Mga batig nawong ako kasakay!

Text Message # 37

The joy that you give
to others is the joy
that flows back to you
A happyy heart makes
a cheerful face.
May your day be lovely
as your heart.

Text Message # 38

TEACHER: What is the capital of the
Philippines?

CHINESE STUDENT: Ma’am maski ako intsik
ako alam Pilipinas. Wala capital Pilipinas
pulo utang!

Text Message # 39

My wife is not really perfect
not so wonderful
but I have the reason to be
happy because
there’s someone
like you, who has been good
to me… thanks for being one…

Text Message # 40

Kahit busy, I still have time
to text you

Kahit pagod, I never get
tried to forget you

“Hello musta na?”

Kahit walang reply,
It is still okay for me…

Take care always….

Text Message # 41

Ayaw saba please ha?!
Ask lang ko, unsay tambal
na pampalaglag?

Please text back asap…

Hadlok man gud ko basin
buntis si “Miming”.
Managhan na pud ning
among iring….

Text Message # 42

INDAAAAAYYYYYY!

Found a very special love in you
It’s a feeling that’s so totally new
Over and over, it’s burning….

INSAHHHHHHHHHAAAAYYYYDDDD!

Text Message # 43

Some were saying…

“Erasers are for people who make
errors.”

But the wise said….

“Erasers are for people
who are willing to correct
their mistakes.

Text Message # 44

“Walay gahi nga kugmo sa taas nga kuko”

Perti kanindot nga quote…
It signifies determination,
creativity and hope…

Unta ma-inspire ka ani….

Text Message # 45

May nagtanong kung
ilang taon  ka na daw…

Sabi ko….

Kung sa porma “19″
Sa itsura “15″
Sa ngiti “17″
At sa kinis ng balat “16″

Bale “67″ lahat….

Text Message # 46

Your smile is one
of the important part
of your personality
It is a mirror
that reflects
the good things inside
of you….

So keep smiling..

Pinoy Text Message # 28

Never take anyone for granted
Hold every person close to your heart
You might wake up one day
and Realized that you’ve lost a diamond
While you were too busy
Collecting stones

Pinoy Text Message # 29

Warning!
Nagbaktas ga-text, naligsan… Patay
Nadrive ga-text, nabangga… Patay
Nagkaon ga-text, natuk-an… Patay
Misaka sa hagdan ga-text, nahulog… Patay
Gi-text wala mo-reply, gi-Patay!

Pinoy Text Message # 30

I’ve chosen you as my special friend
Not by what you wear, what you have,
What you can give,
But I chose you because of being you
for being someone who is simple and true!

Pinoy Text Message # 31

Maraming bagay na gumugulo sa isip ko
Bukod sa buhay, pag-ibig, pamilya,
barkada, mawalan ng load
Dagdag gulo pa sa utak ko ang
“English” ng santol…
Tama ba ang “Where dude?”

Pinoy Text Message # 32

A large signboard says:
“Alcohol kills slowly”
Nabasa ng lasing at sabi…
“So what! Sino ba ang nagmamadali…
Mas mabuti sana kung “Kills Fast”
at matatakot talaga tayo.

Pinoy Text Message # 33

True friendship requires real effort
Even when everyone is busy
with their own lives
A simple message reminds each other
that you are not forgotten…

Pinoy Text Message # 34

One day sumakay ako sa cab
Nagtataka ako kung bakit
lahat sila nakatingin sa akin
Ayaw nilang kumibo, nakatitig lang sila
May isa, naglakas ng loob at sinabing:
“Cute lagi ka!”

Pinoy Text Message # 35

There are persons I talk
And laugh with everyday
Yet it ends there
But here are persons like You
Rarely talked to and much
rarely seen
Yet it’s clear your one worth keepin

Just for the visitors of this blog who find “Cute Text Forwards” for the first time, “Cute Text Forwards” means text messages which are considered cute or beautiful and are just forwarded by other texters to the other texters.

Here are few of the “Cute Text Forwards” that you can also forward to your loveones and friends:

1. Start a new day with a clean heart
   No tears, no fear, no worry
   be happy!
2. The quality of your life depends on
   How you love the things you do…
   How you love the things you love…
   And how you love the one who loves you.
3. A simple text means I care
   Enough to flex my thumb
   Search your name, wait for a “message sent”
   Then think of you and smile as I say …

- Pinoy Text Messages

I even asked my wife and she just answered me that “Naughty Text messages” are similar “Funny Text Messages”. But then if they really have similarities, they should have differences too. So, I define first naughty usingt he Google’s definition feature.

Naughty according to the PRINSTON.EDU is also called blue or suggestive of sexual impropriety. By considering this definition, I found few text messages in my archive:

1. SELBOY: Sir, you’re lucky enough to have a cute son. I think, he will be a good driver.
   JAMES: Why did you say that?
   SELBOY: He’s cute and really looks like your driver.
2. AGENT ASERO: Ma’am according to my investigation, your husband really is checking in to 5 hotels in 5 days.
   LADY Q: And what was he doing in those hotels?
   AGEN ASERO: He’s following you ma’am in the hotels that you and your driver checked in with.
3. SELBOY: Honey! I think you need to learn to cook for us to save 3,000 from getting a maid.
   WIFE: Honey! I think, you need to learn how to play me in bed for us to save 5,000 from our driver.

However, the WIKIPEDIA.ORG define it as tending to misbehave. And considering this definition, I got these text message:

1. TEACHER: Selboy! why are you using your daddy’s underwear as your hat?
   SELBOY: Ma’am, my father told me that his under-HAIR (Pubic Hair) are thick, healthy, curly, and strong.
   TEACHER: Then what’s the relation of that in wearing underwear in your head.
   SELBOY: I think, this thing makes his under-HAIR thick, healthy, curly, and strong. I just want to have that kind of hair.

- Pinoy Text Messages