1. A sad story: There was two lovers
   Who love each other so much.
   One day, the girl decided to confirm
   if his bf really love her by means of texting him
   using another SIM pretending as a textmate.
   The girl asked, “my fg ka na ba?”
   the boy answered, “Yes, meron na pero di ko
   siya mahal.”
   She cried because she can’t accept that one,
   and decided to commit suicide not knowing that her bf
   send a text to her which says: “Hon, may nagtanong
   kung my gf na ko, meron sabi ko per di ko mahal…
   Pano kasi hindi lan gkita mahal, kundi mahal na mahal
   na mahal…” so sad di ba?

- Pinoy Text Messages

The more BOYS
I meet makes me
realize more that
it’s ONLY HIM I want to be with..

- M Dela Cruz

Quotes 151

Sa libro ng buhay,
bawat kwento mahalaga.
Bawat buklat merong kakaiba.
Pero alam mo ba kung
anong pahina ang
bumubuo ng aking storya?
Yung kwento kung
saan nakilala kita….

Quotes 151

The saddest kind of sad i
s the sad that tries
not to be sad.
You know, when sad
tries to bite its lip
and not cry and smile
and go.

- K Zaragosa

Quotes 151

Life, more than
just a battle of skills…
Is also a battle of will.

- T Samaniego

Quotes 151

friendship isn’t about
whom you’ve known
the longest.
its about who came,
and never left your side.

- B Sacay

Quote # 1

From: O.P. Alicante

It’s so easy, To think about Love, To Talk about Love, To wish for Love, But it’s not always easy, To recognize Love, Even when we hold it…. In our hands.”

Quote # 2

From: N.C. Garay

You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true.

Quote # 3

From S. Cervantes

“…Never be sad of what is over , just be glad that it was once yours…”

Quote # 4

From: C. Sadaya

I don’t want to miss the chance that life will give me to spend it with the person I love. There are no rewinds in this life.

Quote # 5

From:V.Q. Abrugar

A person who is always exposed to hatred will become a hater soon…

Quote # 6

From: C. Gabon

It’s amazing to realize that even if the world around us changes so fast, the heart longs for the same friends to share memories with.

Qutoe # 7

From: W. Osorio

Working overtime is bad for the heart

Quote # 8

From: V. Q. Abrugar

If there is anything greater than “LOVE” It is “LOVING”.

Quote # 9

From: V. Q. Abrugar

Too much emotional defense is a sign of emotional weakness.

Quote # 10

From: N.P. Canon

I hate when I wish on a star only to realize afterward that I just wished on an
airplane.

There was a guy whose girlfriend was confined at the hospital for three months. He was always there to care for her. One day they guy was able to go the market to buy fruits. When he was at the elevator, biglang nagbrownout. At umiyak siya ng umiyak. You know why? It’s because, kuryente na lang ang bumubuhay sa girlfriend niya.

Ang sakit di ba?

Funny lawyer joke texts are the joke text messages related to lawyers and their works in the court or at their office.

The following funny lawyer joke text are my own composition.

1. Client: Atty, mananalo kaya tayo nyan?
   Lawyer: Akong bahala. Basta magtiwala ka sa akin.
   Client: Anong gagawin ko Atty, para makatulong sayo at nang mapasiguro ang pagkapanalo natin?
   Lawyer: OK! Bigyan mo ko ng 3,000 pesos. Dito tayo sa pinag-aagawang manok, sigurado malakas to, magaling… panalo tayo nito.
   Client: Ngi!
2. Lawyer: Hindi ba’t noong gabi, isang oras bago pinatay ang asawa mo ay magkasama kayo sa inyong kuwarto?
   Akusado: Hindi po! Nasa kotse po ako noon.
   Lawyer: Kung nasa kotse ka noong mga oras na iyon, sino ang kasama mo?
   Akusado: Kasama ko po noon si… si…. si…
   Lawyer: Sino. Sabihin? mo sa harap ng hukuman sino ang kasama mo?
   Akusado: Kasama ko po ang asawa niyo doon sa backseat ng kotse kaya hindi ko po talaga alam sinong pumatay sa asawa ko!
3. Pedro: Kung papipiliin po kayo, sino pipiliin mo: Si Abogado o si Satanas?
   Juan: Sa Abogado ako.
   Pedro: Bakit?
   Juan: Si satanas ay kayang kayang ipapakulong ng abugado at ipapatalo kaso nito para maitapon siya sa empyerno.

- Pinoy Text Messages

Christmas isn’t ruined because Santa doesn’t come to town. If you’re indoctrinating kids, at least get it frigging right.

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From: N Melorin

?”there are things in our life
that aren’t meant to stay.

sometimes,
CHANGE may not what we want.

but sometimes,

CHANGE is exactly what we needed.”

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From: N Pedrozo

do not let your hearts be troubled, trust in god, trust also in me. john 14:1

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From: R Rivera

the only way out of gloria arroyo from that humiliating scene of her spending her last days on this earth like an angry bird is send in the troops. the problem is, she doesn’t have sanything. she does’nt have any force at all.

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From: R Rivera

I REMEMBER DISTINCTLY ONE AND A HALF YEARS AGO…I was one of those voices who demand equality and justice against the excesses of the Arroyo administration. Now, I see the same people whom I protested against, asking for their rights to be respected. Erap is right (“weather-weather lang yan”)

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From: T Galore

If we agree that the bottom line of life is happiness, not success, then it makes perfect sense to say that it is the journey that counts, not reaching the destination.

Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi – Success – Happiness – Life – Goals

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From: S Crucillo

?”I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” is a great song if you’re into festive celebrations of inexplicable marital infidelity.

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From: I Panganiban

?”It is better to be violent when violence is in our hearts than to maintain peace to cover impotence.” – Indira Gandhi

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From: B Sadoguio

“ako na ang magbabayad ng tuiton mo, basta pag aralan mo lang na mahalin ako!”

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From: D Laplana

seek your friends when your awfully down, laugh your heart out, pour your eyes and flood them with your stories. In doing so, realizations will surface and presto, you’ll get answers that you can hardly accept when your alone, thinking and introspecting. Be sure though that they are engaged with you!

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From: E Laplana

… believes, if you truly want something, it will happen. ALL things are possible!

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One sad
moment
in one’s life
is…

missing your friend

But somehow
texting gives
relief

it’s like saying…
andito pa rin ako
ikaw, ayos ka ba jan?
Inga ka lagi!

Sender: 0926-343-****

Pinoy Text Message # 102

A blessed life is
not being famous
nor wealthy
but one that
faces trials
and troubles but
never loses
sight of God’s
loving presence.

God bless you
always!

Sender: 0926-342-****

Pinoy Text Message # 103

When your feelings
get strong
for someone
it’s always wise
to stop for a while
and give your heart
a time to breath

Sender: Ann

Pinoy Text Message # 104

PAIN…

Yan ang ginagamit
para makakuha ng
isda.

Sender: Ann

Pinoy Text Message # 105

A sad story:

May isang girl na
mas mahal ang guy
na bestfriend niya
kaysa boybriend niya

isang araw
nagising siya na
duguan ang bestriend niya
at may hawak na kutsilyo
boyfriend niya

Tumawag siya ng pulis at
pinakulong ang boyfriend
niya

Nahatulan ng kamatayan
ang boyfriend niya.

Pagkatapos mahatulan
tinawagan siya ng isa
niyang kaibigan at sinabi:

Pinagtangkaan kang
gahasain at patayin
ng bestfriend mo
habang natutulog ka
masuwerte ka
at dumating ang
boyfriend mo
at iniligtas ka.

-from R. Pachuau

Real woman are classy, strong, independent, loyal and Lovable.They know what they deserve and they go for it!

-from: AAN Turpias

Kung mukha lang nman ang titingnan mo sa isang taong mamahalin mo. Ba’t d nlng PICTURE ang syotain mo? Malay mo, Magtagal kayo!

- from: T. Virtudazo

God is in the sadness and the laughter, in the bitter and the sweet. There is a divine purpose behind everything — and therefore a divine presence in everything. (Neale Donald Walsch)

- from J. Real

Kahit gaano pa kaganda, at kabait ang isang baba, kung gago naman yung lalaki… Hahanap at hahanap yang lalaki na yan ng ibang kalampungan.

- from AAN Turpias

Ang mga taong may karapatang magmahal ay yung mga taong handang masaktan para sa kanilang pinamamahal.

- from C. Doplayna

Ang matinong boyfriend:

1: NAGSESELOS – Kasi nga takot na maagaw ka.
2: NAGAGALIT – Kasi may kasalanan ka.
3. HINDI NAGREREPLY- Kasi ayaw niya ng humaba ang away.
4: NAGTATAMPO- Kasi gusto niya ng lambing mo.
5: NAGSOSORRY – Kasi nagsisisi na siya.
At higit sa lahat…
6: INIIYAKAN KA – KASI MAHAL KA NIYA TALAGA.

- from: C. Doplayna

BOY: Tayo na lang ulit oh, please!
GIRL: Bakit may mababago ba kapag nakipagbalikan ako sa’yo?
BOY: Mayroon promise! I swear!
GIRL: Ano?
BOY: Babaguhin ko na ang apelyido mo

- from: C. Doplayna

Hindi sa porma at ayos ng buhok guma-gwapo ang isang lalaki, kundi sa pagtrato niya ng tama sa mga babae.

- from: C. Doplayna

Ang pinakamasarap na feeling ay ang yung maramdaman mo kapag nalaman mong niloloko ka niya, pero mahal mo pa rin siya.

- from: Anon

MASAYA AKO PARA SA INYO, masakit na kasinungalingan na nasasabi mo sa taong mahal mo.

- from: C. Doplayna

Make every day count. Appreciate every moment, and take from it everything that you possibly can. For you may never be able to experience it again.

- from: NR Nakagawa

Di natin masisi
ang mga taong minsan
nang-iwan sa atin

Siguro dahil sa kanilang
karanasan na minsan
din silay iniwan

O dahil sa ating pagkukulang
na di natin kayang punan

Minsan may mga taong
sadyang mapaglaro
Hindi dahil sa kagustuhang
manloko
kundi para makahanap
ng taong magtuturo
kung paano magmahal
ng totoo.

Wala naman kasing taong
hindi marunong masaktan
Dapat hindi agad sila
hinuhusgahan
Dapat turuan sila kung
paano ang salitang

MAGBAGO KA
LANG HINDI KITA
IIWAN

Pinoy Text Message 137

One day
I was sitting on a bench
with a piece of cake
when suddenly my crush
sits besides me

I said,
Hey tikman mo tong cake
gawa yan ng nanay ko

Then my crush replied
Pwede kaw na lang
tikman ko?
Gawa ka naman ng
nanay mo e

Pinoy Text Message 138

No body has
the power to make
things perfect

But everyone is
given countless
chances to make
things right

Pinoy Text Message 139

Siguro
busy ka ngayon
kaya di mo
ko tini-text

Siguro may katext ka
na importante
kaya ni isang text
wala kang ipinadala
para sa akin

O kaya talagang
wala lang ako sayo

Sige napadaan lang ako
para sabihing

MISS NA KITA

Pinoy Text Message 140

Nasa elevator ka
with your crush

E that time sinisipon ka
Suddenly napautot
crush mo
Natawa ka
tapos….

LUMUBO SIPON mo

Never be sad for what is over, just be glad that it was once yours.

- S. Consignado

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Bakit ka malulungkot kung iiwan ka niya
Magalak ka pagkat malaya ka na naman
Hanapin mo ang para sayo
Upang matagpuan mo siya.

- S. Laplana

Bigo Sa Pag-ibig Text Messages and Quotes 3

Kung nasasaktan ka sa pagkawala niya
Wag mo itong dibdibin
Sa halip iiyak mo na lang
Pagkat pagkatapos mong iluha
ang mga luha sa iyong mga mata
Gagaan uli ang pakiramdam mo.

Bigo Sa Pag-ibig Text Messages and Quotes 4

Kung sa iyong pag-iyak
ay wala ka nang luha
na dapat mong iluluha,
Wag mag-alala
Pagkat kahit wala ka nang
luha ay may sipon ka pang
tutulo kapalit ng iyong luha.

Bigo Sa Pag-ibig Text Messages and Quotes 5

Ang pagkawala niya
ay hindi nangangahulugang
katapusan na ng mundo.
Kaya’t wag mong ipikit
ang iyong mga mata
bagkus, imulat mo upang
makita mo ang hinaharap ng
iyong buhay.