1. A sad story: There was two lovers
   Who love each other so much.
   One day, the girl decided to confirm
   if his bf really love her by means of texting him
   using another SIM pretending as a textmate.
   The girl asked, “my fg ka na ba?”
   the boy answered, “Yes, meron na pero di ko
   siya mahal.”
   She cried because she can’t accept that one,
   and decided to commit suicide not knowing that her bf
   send a text to her which says: “Hon, may nagtanong
   kung my gf na ko, meron sabi ko per di ko mahal…
   Pano kasi hindi lan gkita mahal, kundi mahal na mahal
   na mahal…” so sad di ba?

- Pinoy Text Messages

Actually, they are not really funny Filipino phrase. They became funny if you really know what’s the right term to use instead of using those phrases or terms.

1. Brown Out (Power outage)
2. Pinaka-latest (The latest)
3. Diretso sa kaliwa (turn left)
4. Black board (chalk board)
5. Magcommute, Magmotor, Magjeep
6. Presidentiable (Candidate for President)
7. Thick Face (opposite of shy)
8. Kill the light (turn off the light)
9. Pagbitay na (surigaonon phrase)
10. Pagbuyat na (surigaonon phrase)

- Pinoy Text Messages

Pinoy Christmas text messages are SMS or text messages written by Filipino or if not, they are written in Filipino. And Pinoy Christmas Text Messages is the most search text messages since Septermber 2008

So, here’s the list of my few personally composed Pinoy Christmas Text Messages:

1. Pasko na naman
   Ihanda niyo na cellphones niyo
   Sabay-sabay tayong sisigaw
   “Pasaload naman at nang makatext ako!”
2. Pasyal tayo mamaya sa plaza
   Andon si Santa claus
   Namigay siya ng libreng load
   Pero para mabigyan ka ng load,
   Pasaload mo muna ako ng 10.
3. Pagdating ng Christmas
   Lahat ng tao naghahanda
   Ng Regalo at pagkain
   Syempre kasama ang pag-ibig.

- Pinoy Text Messages

For those visitors of this website who are wondering what’s the meaning of pinoy text msg…well, Pinoy means Filipino. Pinoy may refer to the people who are citizens of the Philippines. Pinoy may refer to the things made by Filipino.

So, if we say “Pinoy text msg” it refers to the text messages written in Filipino. There are also text messages written in English but are considered pinoy text msg because they are composed by Pinoy and written in Pinoy style.

Here’s some of the Pinoy Text Msg which you can send to your loveones and friends:

1. Pag malungkot ka, text mo lang ako
   Pag natatakot ka miscall mo ako
   Pag may problem ka, tawagan mo ako
   Pero pag masaya ka na, Ikaw na bahala
   Kung maalala mo ba ako
2. Bakit daw ang utak nasa ulo
   At ang puso ay nasa dibdib?
   Simple lang, pangit kasi tingnan
   Pag-inlove ka tumitibok yong noo mo
   Laswa naman na pag-nag-iisip ka
   Hinihimas mo boobs mo.
3. Ano gagawin mo pag ganito grades mo:
   Filipino 68, Science 60, Math 57, English 65
   PE 69, Major 66?
   Wag ka mag-aalala, be proud and say
   at least wala line of seven!

- Pinoy Text Messages

Quote # 1

From: O.P. Alicante

It’s so easy, To think about Love, To Talk about Love, To wish for Love, But it’s not always easy, To recognize Love, Even when we hold it…. In our hands.”

Quote # 2

From: N.C. Garay

You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true.

Quote # 3

From S. Cervantes

“…Never be sad of what is over , just be glad that it was once yours…”

Quote # 4

From: C. Sadaya

I don’t want to miss the chance that life will give me to spend it with the person I love. There are no rewinds in this life.

Quote # 5

From:V.Q. Abrugar

A person who is always exposed to hatred will become a hater soon…

Quote # 6

From: C. Gabon

It’s amazing to realize that even if the world around us changes so fast, the heart longs for the same friends to share memories with.

Qutoe # 7

From: W. Osorio

Working overtime is bad for the heart

Quote # 8

From: V. Q. Abrugar

If there is anything greater than “LOVE” It is “LOVING”.

Quote # 9

From: V. Q. Abrugar

Too much emotional defense is a sign of emotional weakness.

Quote # 10

From: N.P. Canon

I hate when I wish on a star only to realize afterward that I just wished on an
airplane.

There was a guy whose girlfriend was confined at the hospital for three months. He was always there to care for her. One day they guy was able to go the market to buy fruits. When he was at the elevator, biglang nagbrownout. At umiyak siya ng umiyak. You know why? It’s because, kuryente na lang ang bumubuhay sa girlfriend niya.

Ang sakit di ba?

What is Pinoy Text? Pinoy Text may mean Filipino texts or Filipino writings. However, if people will search “Pinoy Text” from the internet, it actually means Filipino text messages or SMS.

Below are examples of Pinoy Text:

1. Minsan maingay ako, madalas makulit
   Minsan freak, madalas magulo
   Minsan weird, madalas mapang-aasar
   Pero kahit ganito ako, tandaan mo
   Tahimik din ako pag walang load, Gaya Mo!
2. Sa buhay lahat ng first ay masarap
   First love, first kiss, first date
   First time basta lahat ng first
   Kaya nga I want to be the first to greet you…
3. Parang my kulang sa cellphone mo
   Signal? Meron naman
   Load? Unlimited naman
   Battery? Full naman
   Txt Mo? Wala pa naman
   Yon pala ang kulang
   Text naman dyan!

- Pinoy Text Messages

Funny lawyer joke texts are the joke text messages related to lawyers and their works in the court or at their office.

The following funny lawyer joke text are my own composition.

1. Client: Atty, mananalo kaya tayo nyan?
   Lawyer: Akong bahala. Basta magtiwala ka sa akin.
   Client: Anong gagawin ko Atty, para makatulong sayo at nang mapasiguro ang pagkapanalo natin?
   Lawyer: OK! Bigyan mo ko ng 3,000 pesos. Dito tayo sa pinag-aagawang manok, sigurado malakas to, magaling… panalo tayo nito.
   Client: Ngi!
2. Lawyer: Hindi ba’t noong gabi, isang oras bago pinatay ang asawa mo ay magkasama kayo sa inyong kuwarto?
   Akusado: Hindi po! Nasa kotse po ako noon.
   Lawyer: Kung nasa kotse ka noong mga oras na iyon, sino ang kasama mo?
   Akusado: Kasama ko po noon si… si…. si…
   Lawyer: Sino. Sabihin? mo sa harap ng hukuman sino ang kasama mo?
   Akusado: Kasama ko po ang asawa niyo doon sa backseat ng kotse kaya hindi ko po talaga alam sinong pumatay sa asawa ko!
3. Pedro: Kung papipiliin po kayo, sino pipiliin mo: Si Abogado o si Satanas?
   Juan: Sa Abogado ako.
   Pedro: Bakit?
   Juan: Si satanas ay kayang kayang ipapakulong ng abugado at ipapatalo kaso nito para maitapon siya sa empyerno.

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. Mabaho pa kay sa isda

Ang hindi
marunong magmahal sa
sariling wika ay
mas mabaho pa kaysa
malansang isda.

2. Banyaga

Ang hindi
marunong magsalita
ng ating sariling wika
ay siguradong isang
banyaga.

3. Mas malansa

Ang isda ay malansa
subalit mas malansa
pa sa isda ang bibg
hindi nagsasalita
anuman ang kaniyang
nakagisnang wika
dahil napapanis ang
kaniyang laway.

4. Wikang Filipino

Wikang Filipino
Wikang pambansa natin
Wikang halohalo
ng mga wikang gamit ng
mga Pilipino gaya ng
Wikang Cebuano
Wikang Ilocano
Wikang Tagalog
at iba pang mga wika
ng ating bansa.

Filipino are truly kind, determine, and most of all have trust in God. In spite of what happened they did not forget to give thanks in God for saving their lives. Glory to God also, because some of us did not experienced the disaster. We should always pray God that is the secret on how to be safe in any accident or incident that may happen in our life.

By the way I have here some funny text messages I want to share to lessen your worries….

1. Bawat tao ay may kapaguran
   Pagod umiyak, pagod magmahal
   Pagod masaktan,
   Kaya ikaw, pahalagahan mo
   Ang taong nagmahal sayo
   Dahil yan napagod
   Na! Perti jud itoma… hehehhe
2. Bawat luha ay mahalaga
   Kaya siguraduhin mong
   Bawat pagluha ay sa karapatdapat
   Na tao, dahil ang luha
   Ay di maibalik sa mata
   Dili na sya pareha sa sip-on
   Nga pwede higupon..yakkkkkkkkk
3. Ang alamat ng pinaka-cute na nilalang
   Isang araw ipinanganak ka. THE END!
   Naksssssssss naman………
   Tandaan ang alamat ay kathang-isip lamang
   At malayo sa katotohanan…hehhehehe