Just browse and scan all the pages of this site and you’ll get lots of free text messages. You don’t need to register. You don’t even need to ask permission from me. You don’t need to pay me. Just copy the text messages on this site and send them to all the people you know.

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• October 2008
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• June 2008
• April 2008
• February 2008

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• Joke Jokes
• Long For You
• Love Texts
• Seasonal Text Messages
• Sympathy

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Pinoy Text Messages # 56

Sender: Weng Lobo

Always look over the little
details of your life

like a child’s laughter

a friend’s hug

or a stranger’s smile

to love someone
And to love by some one

enjoy them…

they may be small
but when you look
back in your life
you’ll realize that
those are the things
that made your life
colorful and worth
living for

Pinoy Text Messages # 57

Sender: Weng Lobo

Minsan, friend is better
than lover

Minsan tea is better
than coffee

Minsan, smile is better
than laughter

Pero you know what?

Nobody is better than you!

Pinoy Text Messages # 58

Sender: Weng Lobo

Another day is
Knocking at your door
to continue 1 more page
of your life

May this new morning
brings you more strength,
graces and blessings

Good morning!

Pinoy Text Messages # 59

Sender: Weng Lobo

Seeking help is
not a sign of ignorance

It’s an intellectual
act that allows
people to admit
that some situations
are not meant to be
handled alone.

Pinoy Text Messages # 60

Sender: Alona Teomera

Enrich your vocabolary:

Long time no see –
matagal nang bulag

Misunderstanding –
babaeng nakatayo sa ilalim

Persuading –
unang kasal

Predicate –
Pakawalan mo ang pusa

Selfish –
nagbebenta ng isda

Contemplate –
kaunti ang plato

Defeat –
ang mga paa

Statue –
Ikaw ba yan?

Dilemma
– brownout ba?

Aspect –
pantusok ng yelo

City –
numero bago mag-otso

The value –
susunod sa letrang V…

Pinoy Text Messages # 61

Sender: Gina Onting

One day
I was standing
on the street
then a boy came
to be and said …

“… bili ka na po ng payong …”

nagtaka ako kasi di
naman maaraw at
di rin maulan
then I asked…

“bakit?”

the boy said …

“inuulan ka kasi ng
kagandahan eh…”

Oh come on!!!
Give me that all…

Pinoy Text Messages # 62

Sender: Gina Onting

Take time for
what ‘s important
to you

For what makes you
happiest!

Take time to be
with those you love

Take time to look
around at all the
gladness the world
can offer…

All of it is yours…

If you only take the time!

Pinoy Text Messages # 63

Sender: En-en Ranes

Guluhin natin
ang isip mo …

Ang kriminal ay ama ng
kapatid ng anak ng judge…

Tanong: kaano ano ng
Judge ang kriminal

No reply No IQ

Pinoy Text Messages # 64

Sender:  Bebian Roa

Sundays are meant for:

Rest from the weeks work

Praying for the week ahead

and…

Thanksgiving for God’s love
and generosity.

Pinoy Text Messages # 65

Sender: Weng Lobo

I’m playing
a puzzle of my
life,

Suddenly I noticed
something

The most important
piece was missing!

Then I realized
I need to talk to you…

“Pwede ba kitang mahiram
para mabuo ako?”

Pinoy Text Messages # 66

Sender: Weng Lobo

For the times
you were there for me

for all the throughful
things you’ve said and done

For the jokes
too cheer me up

For a friendship
that means so much

I don’t know
how to repay you

Just want to say…

I miss you so much!

Pinoy Text Messages # 67

Sender: Weng Lobo

Can you tell me
how to forget someone
who had been a great
part of your life?

how to let go a person
you love most?

how to forgive the person
who hurt you?

Simple questions yet
so difficult to answer…

Why? seems like the
only way is to pretend just
like nothing….

Pinoy Text Messages # 68

Sender: Weng Lobo

Life never seems to
be the way  we want it
but we need to live it the
best way we can.

There’s no perfect life…

But we can fill it with
perfect moments…

Pinoy Text Messages # 69

Sender: 090658225**

Your crush texted you
I love you

You texted back
Are you sure?

He said, Yes

Napatalon ka sa tuwa
Then bigla dumating
bestfriend mo sabi
niya “I borrowed your CP
yesterday” wala bang
nagtext sayo?

Pinoy Text Messages # 70

Sender: 090658225**

Simple “Bye” makes you cry
Simple “Joke” make you laugh
Simple “Care” makes you fall in love
Simple “Hug” makes you feel warm

Hope my simple “Hi” makes you smile

Pinoy Christmas text messages are SMS or text messages written by Filipino or if not, they are written in Filipino. And Pinoy Christmas Text Messages is the most search text messages since Septermber 2008

So, here’s the list of my few personally composed Pinoy Christmas Text Messages:

1. Pasko na naman
   Ihanda niyo na cellphones niyo
   Sabay-sabay tayong sisigaw
   “Pasaload naman at nang makatext ako!”
2. Pasyal tayo mamaya sa plaza
   Andon si Santa claus
   Namigay siya ng libreng load
   Pero para mabigyan ka ng load,
   Pasaload mo muna ako ng 10.
3. Pagdating ng Christmas
   Lahat ng tao naghahanda
   Ng Regalo at pagkain
   Syempre kasama ang pag-ibig.

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So, just like what I always did when someone requested me to post text messages, I dug up my archive of text messages and found few of the Pinoy Love Text Messages.

1. Isinama kita sa aking panalangin
   Sana makatulog ka ng mahimbing
   Managinip ng maganda
   At huwag iihi sa kama.
   Luv you honey!
2. Minsan pag gising ko, iyak nang iyak ako
   Minsan din bago ako matulog, napapaiyak ako
   Pano kasi mahal, akala ko ikaw katabi ko sa kama
   E, yung aso pala, hinahagkan pa naman kita sa panaginip ko
3. Alam mo bang kahit malayo ka, katabi lang kita?
   Alam mo bang kahit di kita nakikita, nahahagkan kita?
   Alam mo ba na…. a basta hindi mo alam,
   Na lagi kong daladala ang bikini mong hindi pa nalalabhan.

Hmmmm…. I don’t know if these text messages are still considere Pinoy Love Text Messages. They might be talking about love, but I think, they’re all funny.

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For those visitors of this website who are wondering what’s the meaning of pinoy text msg…well, Pinoy means Filipino. Pinoy may refer to the people who are citizens of the Philippines. Pinoy may refer to the things made by Filipino.

So, if we say “Pinoy text msg” it refers to the text messages written in Filipino. There are also text messages written in English but are considered pinoy text msg because they are composed by Pinoy and written in Pinoy style.

Here’s some of the Pinoy Text Msg which you can send to your loveones and friends:

1. Pag malungkot ka, text mo lang ako
   Pag natatakot ka miscall mo ako
   Pag may problem ka, tawagan mo ako
   Pero pag masaya ka na, Ikaw na bahala
   Kung maalala mo ba ako
2. Bakit daw ang utak nasa ulo
   At ang puso ay nasa dibdib?
   Simple lang, pangit kasi tingnan
   Pag-inlove ka tumitibok yong noo mo
   Laswa naman na pag-nag-iisip ka
   Hinihimas mo boobs mo.
3. Ano gagawin mo pag ganito grades mo:
   Filipino 68, Science 60, Math 57, English 65
   PE 69, Major 66?
   Wag ka mag-aalala, be proud and say
   at least wala line of seven!

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Pinoy Text Messages # 16

Sender: 0926-496-****

Paano mo ssabihin sa katabi mo
na maitim kilikili niya
na di siya magagalit?

Ganito yon…
Best friend,
Ano ba ang ginagamit mong deudorant?
Kiwi?

Pinoy Text Messages # 17

Sender: 0906-801-15**

At the age of 6
Cris loved Anne so much
“I love you Anne”,
He’d say each day
She’d just lough and run away
‘Til 1 day, she turned around
and sat with him
on the playground
Sorry Cris, I don’t love you
You’ll find someone else
Who will love you too.

Highschool come, they met again
They lough about the things back then
They began to date and feel in love
He got the girl that he’d dreamed of

But when college come
everything changed
they were far apart
“We’ll be fine Anne”, he said
“I’m sorry Chris I can’t love you
You’ll find someone else
who will love you too”

In their 20′s
they meet again.
He took her hand
They began to dance
Remembering their old romance

2 years later
She became his wife
they’d be together all of their life

One day, they went on a drive.
He said, “Anne your my everything”
But then suddenly in 1 big flash
their car crashed.
“Anne” he cried.
She took his hand, “I have to leave
Please understand, I love you so much
But you’ll find someone else to love again.”
Chris Answered, “No! it’s always you that I want
not someone else around”.

Chris hugs his wife as she slowly dies.

Pinoy Text Message # 18

Sender: 0926-496-30**

Mahaba man ang buhok mo
kung sagana ka naman sa kuto
Mabuti pa ang kalbo
Floor wax lang ang problema mo.

Pinoy Text Message # 19

Sender: 0927-477-06**

Sweet diha lang sa ka
Kay hubog sila dire
Magdala lang ko ug
Panihapon.
Ayaw na ug reply diha.

Pinoy Text Message # 20

Sender: 0926-899-09**

Ayos lang sa akin kung
Di ako ganon kahalaga sayo
Ok lang kung hindi mo ako
naiisip pag masaya ka
Pero nasaktanka
at umiyak…

Text mo ako agad
gusto ko kasi
ako ang unang tao
maaalala mo tuwing
nasasaktan ka.

Pinoy Text Message # 21

Sender: 0939-606-73**

My happyness is

Wrong spelling….
Wahahaha Opps
Babalikan nya yan….

Hahahaha

Pinoy Text Message # 22

Sender: 0905-756-69**

Sex is dangerous
“Agay Kasakit”

Sx is relgious
“Diyos ko, kalami!”

Sx is athlethic
“Sige paspasi pa!”

Sx is deadly
“Sulayi ug ibot patyon jud taka”

1. Kapag ikaw ay nagmahal
   dapat alam mo ang consequences
   Either magsawa ka, o ikaw ang pagsawaan
   Pero ang importante matutunan mo at
   marealize na “Masaya magmahal pag walang lokohan”
2. Anong kwenta ng puso
   Kung walang pagmamahal at nagmamahal
   Anong kwenta ng buhay
   Kung walang? kasamang sa buhay
   Anong kwenta ng unlimited
   Kung ayaw kang itext ng mahal mo?
3. Ang pag-ibig ay parang buto ng halaman
   Hindi ito tutubo kung hindi ito itanim
   Hindi ito lalago kung walang magdidilig
   Hindi ito lalaki kung walang mag-aalaga
   Hindi ito mamumunga kung walang magpapabunga
   Kaya kailangan nating alagaan ang tumutubo nang
   Pag-ibig sa puso nating dalawa upang ito’y magbunga.
   Mahal na mahal kita

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Well, at first I thought composing “sympathy text messages” is just too easy. But then I haven’t created even one “sympathy text messages”. Maybe my mind just did not function well. So, don’t have choice but to search my archive of text messages. And here are the few of the “sympathy text messages” I found:

1. What you want is not always what you get
   But in the end what you get is better than what you wanted.
   The lord satisfies your desires with good things.
2. Life is unpredictable
   anything could just happen
   It might be success
   Or a mess but for as long as where leaning on the Lord’s side
   We will win for God never loses a battle
3. You can’t leave foot prints
   If you walk on tiptoe
   This is what living life means
   You can never get what you want
   If you’re too scared to get hurt

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I even asked my wife and she just answered me that “Naughty Text messages” are similar “Funny Text Messages”. But then if they really have similarities, they should have differences too. So, I define first naughty usingt he Google’s definition feature.

Naughty according to the PRINSTON.EDU is also called blue or suggestive of sexual impropriety. By considering this definition, I found few text messages in my archive:

1. SELBOY: Sir, you’re lucky enough to have a cute son. I think, he will be a good driver.
   JAMES: Why did you say that?
   SELBOY: He’s cute and really looks like your driver.
2. AGENT ASERO: Ma’am according to my investigation, your husband really is checking in to 5 hotels in 5 days.
   LADY Q: And what was he doing in those hotels?
   AGEN ASERO: He’s following you ma’am in the hotels that you and your driver checked in with.
3. SELBOY: Honey! I think you need to learn to cook for us to save 3,000 from getting a maid.
   WIFE: Honey! I think, you need to learn how to play me in bed for us to save 5,000 from our driver.

However, the WIKIPEDIA.ORG define it as tending to misbehave. And considering this definition, I got these text message:

1. TEACHER: Selboy! why are you using your daddy’s underwear as your hat?
   SELBOY: Ma’am, my father told me that his under-HAIR (Pubic Hair) are thick, healthy, curly, and strong.
   TEACHER: Then what’s the relation of that in wearing underwear in your head.
   SELBOY: I think, this thing makes his under-HAIR thick, healthy, curly, and strong. I just want to have that kind of hair.

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Here’re few of the Pinoy funny text. They’re Pinoy na Pinoy and Funny as in Funny!

1. Doctor: Ikinalulungkot ko, you have brain tumor.
   Patient: Pero Dok, they way I have no brain and now you say I have two more!
2. Ang mahal pala ng leather na gawa sa buwaya!
   Kaya dapat mautak ka… kasi mataas na pala ang face value mo
3. Question: What’s the social term for UTOT?
   Answer: Careles Whisper.
   Question: What did the napkin say to the UTOT?
   Answer: You are the wind beneath the wings!

Funny di ba? Ohhh pag di ka natatawa, ewan ko kung anong klaseng tao ka. Baka hindi ka Pinoy kaya hindi mo nafeel ang pagiging funny ng mga text na ito?

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