Pinoy Text Messages » Search Results » most+funniest+tagalog+jokes http://www.pinoytextmessages.com Christmas Message, Funny Text Messages, Valentines Text Messages, Halloween Text Messages, Graduation Day SMS Messaging, SMS Jokes, Funny Inspirational Friendly Message, Sayings, Romantic Sexy Love Quotes, Text Messages Tue, 13 Dec 2011 09:29:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Tagalog Love Text Messages http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/tagalog-love-text-messages/ http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/tagalog-love-text-messages/#comments Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:35:32 +0000 Junith http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/?p=170 This is my response to your request of “Tagalog Love Text Messages” that you need to send to your OFW husband. I found no “Tagalog Love Text messages” in my archive of text messages, so I decided to compose “Tagalog Love Text Messages” that suit your situation.

Here’s the list of the Tagalog Love Text Messages:

  1. Mahirap mang mabuhay na malayo sa piling mo,
    Pagtitiisan ko ito dahil alam kong nariyan ka naghihirap
    Para sa ikabubuti ng sambahayang
    Pinagsisikapan mong mabuo.
    Mahal na mahal kita.
  2. Lagi kong naiisip
    Sana nasa tabi mo ngayon ako
    Sinisikat at pinipilit
    pawiin ang pagod ng katawan mo.
    I miss you so much.
  3. Habang nakahiga at nakapikit ang mga mata
    Pilit kong sa panaginip ay makita ka
    Sa gayon ay maibsan ang aking pangulila
    Matitiis ko ang hirap ng aking nadarama.
    Sana sa panaginip natin tayo ay magkasama.

- Pinoy Text Messages

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  1. Kung gusto mong mag-asawa
    Hanapin mo yung mataba
    Bumagyo man at bumaha
    Mayron kang magamit na panangga
  2. Noon, ang hindi magmahal sa sariling wika
    Ay mas mabaho pa sa malansang isda.
    Pero ngayon, ang hindi nagmahal sa sariling wika
    Ay nagtatrabaho sa call center.
  3. Noon, ang mga seaman ay simanloloko.
    Pero ngayon, ang mga seaman ay
    simangnaloko ng mga asawa.

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]]> http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/tagalog-jokes/feed/ 51 Tagalog Jokes SMS http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/tagalog-jokes-sms/ http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/tagalog-jokes-sms/#comments Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:04:02 +0000 Junith http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/?p=129 “Tagalog Jokes SMS” means “Pinoy Funny Text Messages“. I really wonder if you don’t know about the similarity of those phrases. So, if you found posts on this site about “Pinoy Funny Text Messages” then don’t wonder for anything else because they are also the so called “Tagalog Jokes SMS”.

I have here few “Tagalog Jokes SMS” sent to me by my friends:

  1. Sexy: Maawa ka! Meron ako! Meron ako!
    Rapist: ahhh! Walang meron meron sa akin! Tuwad!
    Sexy: Wagggg!
    Rapist: Ngi! Meron ka nga! Meron kang itlog! Bakla!
  2. Ina: Wow! galing talaga ng anak ko sa Math. Sige nga tanungin kita.
    Anak: Sige
    Ina: Kung bibigyan kita ng 3 apples, at bibigyan ka ng papa mo ng 4 apples. Anong sagot mo?
    Anak: Salamat!
  3. Aplikante: Sir, gusto ko pong magsundalo.
    Officer: Di ka pwede. Sira mga ngipin mo…
    Aplikante: Bakit sir, ang gyera ba ngayon ay lips to lips na?

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And here are some of the Pinoy Funniest Text Joke in my archive which you can send to your friends:

  1. Anak: Bakit po si Itay wala nang buhok sa ulo?
    Nanay: Dami kasi siya isip…
    Anak: Eh kayo po, bakit marami kayo buhok? Wala kayo isip?
    Nanay: Wag ka ngang maingay dyan!
  2. Pedro at Juan manonood ng sine. Natigilan si Pedro.
    Pedro: Uwi na lang tayo. Puno na.
    Juan: Pano mo nalaman?
    Pedro: Di mo ba nabasa yun sa pinto? PULL
  3. Junith: Hoy! Ang cute ng baboy mo!
    Selboy: Honey hindi ito baboy, pusa to!
    Junith: Honey, hindi ikaw ang kausap ko. Ang pusa mo ang kausap ko!

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Sabi ko ikaw ang pinakamabait kung ka-text,

Aba akalain mo? sumagot……

“Hayaan mo apo dadalawin ko pag di nagtext sayo…

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1. Mabaho pa kay sa isda

Ang hindi
marunong magmahal sa
sariling wika ay
mas mabaho pa kaysa
malansang isda.

2. Banyaga

Ang hindi
marunong magsalita
ng ating sariling wika
ay siguradong isang
banyaga.

3. Mas malansa

Ang isda ay malansa
subalit mas malansa
pa sa isda ang bibg
hindi nagsasalita
anuman ang kaniyang
nakagisnang wika
dahil napapanis ang
kaniyang laway.

4. Wikang Filipino

Wikang Filipino
Wikang pambansa natin
Wikang halohalo
ng mga wikang gamit ng
mga Pilipino gaya ng
Wikang Cebuano
Wikang Ilocano
Wikang Tagalog
at iba pang mga wika
ng ating bansa.

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Hello! I need poems about or related to nutrition month in the Philippines. If you know them, please post them into your website. It can be in Tagalog or English, it doesn’t matter as long as it is related to nutrition month.

Answer

Just scroll down the page below for the poems contributed by other visitors of this website. If you’re reading this at your email, visit the live page of this post for the visitors answers to your request.

]]> http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/nutrition-month-poems/feed/ 23 Pinoy Text Messages 47 to 55 http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/pinoy-text-messages-37-to-45/ http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/pinoy-text-messages-37-to-45/#comments Thu, 15 Apr 2010 01:18:28 +0000 Junith http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/?p=634 Just want to thanks those who send us  Tagalog text messages, love text messages, and other text messages. Some of those text messages we received will be posted on my future posts and few of them are included on this post.

If you have lots of text messages in your archive, please feel free to send and share us by sending them to o916-812-5959 (TM), 0906-236-5050 (Globe) and 0921-290-7150 (Smart).

Text Message # 47

Sender: 0926-496-30**

Mahal kita
Mahal mo’y iba
Katangahan di ba?

Kaya kung ako sayo
Ako na lang mahalin mo

Text Message # 48

Sender: 0935-902-04**

Noon mahal ka niya
Akala mo, forever na.
Pero iniwan ka rin niya

Pinipilit mong ibalik ang dati
Pero hindi mo kaya…

Sino ngayon ang manhid?

Sya? Dahil hindi niya
maramdamang mahal
mo siya?

o ikaw?
Kasi hindi mo
matanggap na ayaw
na niya sayo….

Text Message # 49

Sender: 0906-659-32**

May magsyota sa madilim na lugar

GF: San tayo?

BF: Punta tayo doon sa madilim

GF: Ha! Sa madilim? Bakit?

BF: Basta! Trust me!

GF: Ok. (kinikilig)

GF: Bakit ka naghuhubad?

BF: Wag kang maingay!

GF: Ok… Maghuhubad na rin ba ako?

BF: Bakit? Natatae ka rin ba?

Text Message # 50

Sender: 0906-659-32**

Tula ng mga manliligaw…

O, mahal kong nilalangit
Nilalangaw pati yong puwit
Sa ganda mo ako’y sasamba
Sa utot mo ako’y tumba
Kung sa langit ikaw’y tala
Dito sa lupa ikaw’y Tekla…

Buhok mong paalon-alon
Kuto mo’y patalon-talon
Mata mong maririkit
Muta mo’y dikit-dikit
Ilong mong matangos
Sipon mo’y umaagos
Ngipin mong pantay-pantay
Hininga mo’y amoy patay!

Text Message # 51

Sender: 0906-659-32**

May isang bata
nasa taas ng bubong
binubusuhan ang magsyota.

GIRL: Pano kung mabuntis ako?

BOY: Bahala na ang nasa itaas

BATA: Hala! Putang-ina.
Ba’t pati ako kasali… Nanonood
lang naman ako.

Text Message # 52

Sender: 0906-659-32**

Kung ang lolo ng tatay
ng pinsan ng anak ng tito mo
na asawa ng ninong mo
ay ang ate ng tita na pinsan
ng inaanak mo.

ano naman ang….

ulam niyo?
Kumain ka na ba?

Text Message # 53

Sender: 0906-659-32**

Minsan nag-aaral akong
mag-gitara.

Ang hirap
Masakit sa kamay
mahirap pag-aralan

doon ko lang naisip
ang gitara parang love
kailangan munang masaktan
para matutunan.

Text Message # 54

Sender: 0906-659-32**

Si Uzumaki Naruto
ay magiting na ninja
sa bayan ng Konoha

Pas this to 25 na tao
magiging ninja ka na.

Wag kang tumawa
Yung kapitbahay namin Hokage na!

Text Message # 55

Sender:0926-367-1829

Hi! Good noon!

Give me a textmate please!!!!

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The thoughts contained on these text messages are not mine. I just tweaked those text messages that I received from my friends to make them different from the original.

  1. Selboy: Mom, they told me that there are ghosts roaming around our house.
    Mom: Huh! Who told you that?
    Selboy: Our neighborhood!
    Mom: But we don’t have neighbor here!
  2. As you go to sleep, don’t ever be bothered by the boy under your bed, and the man with red eyes inside your locker and a white lady inside your bathroom. Good night.
  3. Father, I am calling you tonight
    Come out from your grave
    Let us drink the blood in the cup
    And eat this warm flesh
    I got from the man hit by my truck.
    To celebrate this Halloween night.
  4. A girl was on his way home. She’s the only passenger of that jeep. When it passed by a big acasia tree, the driver stopped the jeep:
    Driver: Good night!
    Girl: Mama, sino ba kausap mo?
    Driver: Yung magandang babaeng katabi mo kanina. Kakababa lang niya.
  5. One night, Maria went to the Luneta. She’s wondering why everyone saw her would run away from her. So, she looked herself at the mirror at nakita niya, wala pala siyang ulo.

- Halloween Text Messages

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With that, I want to say thank you to my friend ate shyl for guiding and assisting me on what to do. That is also a proof that we can lean on to our friends.

By the way I want to share with a you a text messages. Good for our friends that are real…

  1. Friendship is the art of reaching out
    And touching someone else’s heart
    Just like the way you touched mine
    A big thanks for being good to me
    And double thanks for accepting me
    As I am……
  2. “Nobody knows I’m glad to meet you”
    Sa Tagalog………………
    “Walang katawan, ilong, masaya akong karne ka”
    Oh wala nang ulitan ng basa… hehehe
  3. Bakit kaya ang friends
    Walang monthsary?
    Walang date if kailan naging kayo
    Walang anniversary, pero alam mo
    If ano ang maganda sa friends?
    Na kahit mag-away kayo walang
    B – R – E – A – K…………………..
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