Teacher: Alin ang mas madalas gamitin? Period o comma? Pupil: Comma ma’a, kasi ang period buwanan lang. Ang comma, kahit may period ginagamit lagi. -oOo- Naay pari, mipalit ug 6 ka dosenang itlog para ihatag sa mga pobre. Nya, iya gibilin ang mga itlog sa atubangan sa simbahan kay iya abrihan  ang pultahan. Pagbalik niya [...]

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Whats the difference
Between magnets and women?
Magnets have a positive side
While women have negative only.

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Isang masagana at maligayang pasko po sa inyong lahat. Madalas nating naririnig na iba talaga ang Paskong Pinoy. Nasa loob man o labas ng ating bansa, damang-dama natin ang ngiti at saya tuwing nagtitipon at nagdiriwang ang buong pamilya. Lubos akong nagagalak sa ating pagsisikap na itaguyod ang kultura at mga kaugaliang bumubuo sa ating pagka-Pilipino: [...]

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Pinoy Text Message # 86 Wag mong basehan ang mga sasabihin ng ibang tao ganyan talaga ang buhay dahil gawin mo man o hindi ang isang bagay meron at merong masasabi ang ibang tao. Kaya gawin mo kung ano ang nararamdaman mo Wag kang papaapekto sa sulsol ng mga taong nakapaligid sayo. Sender: 0905-766-**** Pinoy [...]

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5 new text messages I received through my cell number 0906-812-5959 from our blog’s visitors. Pinoy Text Message # 11 Text message sender: 09206-496-30** MENA: Father, pwede po bang magtanong? FATHER: Ano yon anak? MENA: Father, magsabi kayo ng totoo. Kayo po ba tatay ko? FATHER: Huminahon ka anak. MENA: Kita niyo! Tinatawag niyo akong [...]

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Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots. -from R. Pachuau Real woman are classy, strong, independent, loyal and Lovable.They know what they deserve and they go for it! -from: AAN Turpias Kung mukha lang nman ang titingnan mo sa isang taong mamahalin mo. Ba’t d nlng PICTURE ang syotain mo? [...]

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Bigo Sa Pag-ibig Text Messages and Quotes 1 Never be sad for what is over, just be glad that it was once yours. – S. Consignado Bigo Sa Pag-ibig Text Messages and Quotes 2 Bakit ka malulungkot kung iiwan ka niya Magalak ka pagkat malaya ka na naman Hanapin mo ang para sayo Upang matagpuan [...]

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Quotes # 136 If we want food security, give the land to farmers. They will feed not only their families, they will feed the whole country. – J Rocas Quotes # 137 Missing someone gets easier everyday because even though you are one day further from the last time you saw them, you are one [...]

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Quotes # 116 be like a bee that seek for a scent and ignore the filth, do not be like a fly that seeks out the bloody wounds – R Diangca Quotes # 117 Hindi naman talaga ako SALBAHE. Di ko lang talaga nakagawiang gawin ang mga bagay na ginagawa ng mga TAONG NAGBABAIT- BAITAN [...]

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Pinoy Text Message # 91 Good evening. Sir I got your number from the internet. Pwede po bang manghingi ng telephone number ng SBR Review Center sa Cebu? Sender: 0908-229-**** Pinoy Text Message # 92 Everybody wants happiness No one wants pain… But how can you make a rainbow without a little rain? Sender: 0921-290-*** [...]

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