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Knock Knock Jokes

Junith — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 02:57:27 +0000

A set of 5 knock knock jokes that you can use to make your friends laugh or at least smile.

Knock Knock joke # 1

Sender: 0906-868-****

knock knock
amo: knock knock
chimay: who’s there?
amo: amo mo!
chimay: amo mo hah?
amo: hoy inday! papasukin mo aq tanga!
chimay: ikaw ang tanga! kumatok ka kasi, wag ka sumigaw ng ‘knock knock’, bobo!

Tagalog Love Text Messages

Junith — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:35:32 +0000

This is my response to your request of “Tagalog Love Text Messages” that you need to send to your OFW husband. I found no “Tagalog Love Text messages” in my archive of text messages, so I decided to compose “Tagalog Love Text Messages” that suit your situation.

Here’s the list of the Tagalog Love Text Messages:

Mahirap mang mabuhay na malayo sa piling mo,
Pagtitiisan ko ito dahil alam kong nariyan ka naghihirap
Para sa ikabubuti ng sambahayang
Pinagsisikapan mong mabuo.
Mahal na mahal kita.
Lagi kong naiisip
Sana nasa tabi mo ngayon ako
Sinisikat at pinipilit
pawiin ang pagod ng katawan mo.
I miss you so much.
Habang nakahiga at nakapikit ang mga mata
Pilit kong sa panaginip ay makita ka
Sa gayon ay maibsan ang aking pangulila
Matitiis ko ang hirap ng aking nadarama.
Sana sa panaginip natin tayo ay magkasama.

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Good Night Text Messages

Junith — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 04:11:03 +0000

Before your go to sleep, why not spend a little while sending few text messages to your loveones. I have here few of the text messages you can send to them:

Knock! Knock! Knock!
A pillow of sweet dreams
A blanket of warm night
A whisper of goodnight
And a sweet smile,
Especially for you!
Have a wonderful night.
I am tired
I am sleepy
I want to forget everything
But not about you
Because I want to be with you
Even just in my dreams
I love you and good night
I want to be asleep
I just don’t want to be awaken
Because I just want to be with you
In my dreams.
Have a peaceful night.

Tagalog Jokes

Junith — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:20:41 +0000

Looking for tagalog Jokes? You’re in the right website. I already posted few tagalog jokes. And here’s another tagalog jokes:

Kung gusto mong mag-asawa
Hanapin mo yung mataba
Bumagyo man at bumaha
Mayron kang magamit na panangga
Noon, ang hindi magmahal sa sariling wika
Ay mas mabaho pa sa malansang isda.
Pero ngayon, ang hindi nagmahal sa sariling wika
Ay nagtatrabaho sa call center.
Noon, ang mga seaman ay simanloloko.
Pero ngayon, ang mga seaman ay
simangnaloko ng mga asawa.

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Tagalog Jokes SMS

Junith — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:04:02 +0000

“Tagalog Jokes SMS” means “Pinoy Funny Text Messages“. I really wonder if you don’t know about the similarity of those phrases. So, if you found posts on this site about “Pinoy Funny Text Messages” then don’t wonder for anything else because they are also the so called “Tagalog Jokes SMS”.

I have here few “Tagalog Jokes SMS” sent to me by my friends:

Sexy: Maawa ka! Meron ako! Meron ako!
Rapist: ahhh! Walang meron meron sa akin! Tuwad!
Sexy: Wagggg!
Rapist: Ngi! Meron ka nga! Meron kang itlog! Bakla!
Ina: Wow! galing talaga ng anak ko sa Math. Sige nga tanungin kita.
Anak: Sige
Ina: Kung bibigyan kita ng 3 apples, at bibigyan ka ng papa mo ng 4 apples. Anong sagot mo?
Anak: Salamat!
Aplikante: Sir, gusto ko pong magsundalo.
Officer: Di ka pwede. Sira mga ngipin mo…
Aplikante: Bakit sir, ang gyera ba ngayon ay lips to lips na?

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Tagalog joke text #1

Junith — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:18:09 +0000

1. Alam mo naikwento kita sa puntod ng lolo ko

Sabi ko ikaw ang pinakamabait kung ka-text,

Aba akalain mo? sumagot……

“Hayaan mo apo dadalawin ko pag di nagtext sayo…

Pinoy Text Messages 126 to 130

Junith — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 06:37:08 +0000

Pinoy Text Message # 126

Ang kilat
linog ug baha
timaan sa paghipos
sa mga
maot sa kalibutan

Buhi pa ko!

Worried ko nimo!

Reply daw be, basin ug
naapil ka…

Pinoy Text Message # 127

Oras na naman
ng pagtulog
Pero bago ko
gawin yon,
Gusto ko lang
sabihin sayo
na

Mahal na mahal
na

Mahal na
ang kuryente
turn off the light!

Pinoy Text Message # 128

Life ends
when you
stop dreaming.
Hope ends
when you
stop believing.
Love ends
when you
stop caring.
So, dream,
hope and love…

Pinoy Text Message # 129

I told myself that I won’t change for anybody.

Pinoy Text Message # 130

At times when people
try to knock you down,
you get tired and your
mind just want to give up
and leave.

But, on second thought,
your heart feels
for the ones
you’ve learnt
to love believing
that you still have
to do something
for them.

Hence, no matter
how hard things are,
you still keep on…

Pinoy Text Messages 56 to 70

Junith — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 09:00:00 +0000

The following text messages are sent to us via our mobile phone number given at the bottom of this posts. Thanks to all who contributed text messages.

Pinoy Text Messages # 56

Sender: Weng Lobo

Always look over the little
details of your life

like a child’s laughter

a friend’s hug

or a stranger’s smile

to love someone
And to love by some one

enjoy them…

they may be small
but when you look
back in your life
you’ll realize that
those are the things
that made your life
colorful and worth
living for

Pinoy Text Messages # 57

Sender: Weng Lobo

Minsan, friend is better
than lover

Minsan tea is better
than coffee

Minsan, smile is better
than laughter

Pero you know what?

Nobody is better than you!

Pinoy Text Messages # 58

Sender: Weng Lobo

Another day is
Knocking at your door
to continue 1 more page
of your life

May this new morning
brings you more strength,
graces and blessings

Good morning!

Pinoy Text Messages # 59

Sender: Weng Lobo

Seeking help is
not a sign of ignorance

It’s an intellectual
act that allows
people to admit
that some situations
are not meant to be
handled alone.

Pinoy Text Messages # 60

Sender: Alona Teomera

Enrich your vocabolary:

Long time no see –
matagal nang bulag

Misunderstanding –
babaeng nakatayo sa ilalim

Persuading –
unang kasal

Predicate –
Pakawalan mo ang pusa

Selfish –
nagbebenta ng isda

Contemplate –
kaunti ang plato

Defeat –
ang mga paa

Statue –
Ikaw ba yan?

Dilemma
– brownout ba?

Aspect –
pantusok ng yelo

City –
numero bago mag-otso

The value –
susunod sa letrang V…

Pinoy Text Messages # 61

Sender: Gina Onting

One day
I was standing
on the street
then a boy came
to be and said …

“… bili ka na po ng payong …”

nagtaka ako kasi di
naman maaraw at
di rin maulan
then I asked…

“bakit?”

the boy said …

“inuulan ka kasi ng
kagandahan eh…”

Oh come on!!!
Give me that all…

Pinoy Text Messages # 62

Sender: Gina Onting

Take time for
what ‘s important
to you

For what makes you
happiest!

Take time to be
with those you love

Take time to look
around at all the
gladness the world
can offer…

All of it is yours…

If you only take the time!

Pinoy Text Messages # 63

Sender: En-en Ranes

Guluhin natin
ang isip mo …

Ang kriminal ay ama ng
kapatid ng anak ng judge…

Tanong: kaano ano ng
Judge ang kriminal

No reply No IQ

Pinoy Text Messages # 64

Sender:Â Bebian Roa

Sundays are meant for:

Rest from the weeks work

Praying for the week ahead

and…

Thanksgiving for God’s love
and generosity.

Pinoy Text Messages # 65

Sender: Weng Lobo

I’m playing
a puzzle of my
life,

Suddenly I noticed
something

The most important
piece was missing!

Then I realized
I need to talk to you…

“Pwede ba kitang mahiram
para mabuo ako?”

Pinoy Text Messages # 66

Sender: Weng Lobo

For the times
you were there for me

for all the throughful
things you’ve said and done

For the jokes
too cheer me up

For a friendship
that means so much

I don’t know
how to repay you

Just want to say…

I miss you so much!

Pinoy Text Messages # 67

Sender: Weng Lobo

Can you tell me
how to forget someone
who had been a great
part of your life?

how to let go a person
you love most?

how to forgive the person
who hurt you?

Simple questions yet
so difficult to answer…

Why? seems like the
only way is to pretend just
like nothing….

Pinoy Text Messages # 68

Sender: Weng Lobo

Life never seems to
be the wayÂ we want it
but we need to live it the
best way we can.

There’s no perfect life…

But we can fill it with
perfect moments…

Pinoy Text Messages # 69

Sender: 090658225**

Your crush texted you
I love you

You texted back
Are you sure?

He said, Yes

Napatalon ka sa tuwa
Then bigla dumating
bestfriend mo sabi
niya “I borrowed your CP
yesterday” wala bang
nagtext sayo?

Pinoy Text Messages # 70

Sender: 090658225**

Simple “Bye” makes you cry
Simple “Joke” make you laugh
Simple “Care” makes you fall in love
Simple “Hug” makes you feel warm

Hope my simple “Hi” makes you smile

Laughter is the best medicine!

Junith — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 05:08:11 +0000

Since the bureau of census is now fast approaching,
I’m here now to have an interview about your family,
Can I begin ma’am?, “asked, the boy…
Yes, you may,”answered the old women..
My father’s name is laughing,
My mother’s name is smiling,
“Are you kidding,boy?
“No, that’s my little sister’s name,
“Because I’m joking……
Three guys were introduced to a girl,
“Hi! I’m Peter, not a saint,”
“I’m Paul, not a pope,”
“I’m John, not a baptist,”
The girl replied,” Well, well,well…..
“I’m Mary, not a virgin…..
A hunter, saw a house in the middle of the forest,
He knock the door and ask permission to the old man,
To let him stay for a night in the house,
The old man agreed but with a condition,
“You can sleep with my daughter, tonight…
But promise me,not to touch her”…
The hunter agreed the condition…
So, the hunter enter the room,
As he lay in the bed, he heard a cooled voice saying….
“Please hug me, please….. please….
When the hunter saw the owner of the voice, he hug her, without a doubt..
In the morning the hunter told the old man that her daughter was so cooled…
“Yes, it’s because she is dead, a week ago….
Doctor: Oh! man you have a brain tumor..
Patient: That’s great doc, because my friends told me, I have no brain,
But now I have a brain two more……
When you feel that the world so dark,
And you can see nothing,
I think you must do s0mething,
Pay your electric bill, in order to see spark…
TEACHER: Pedro use among and does in a sentence…
PEDRO: Among the birds, only parrot does talking….
TEACHER: Very good! How about you Juan?
JUAN: When the carabao does mag the tree, na among ang nati..
PATIENT: Doc, what should I do in order that I can walk again…
DOCTOR: Always have an everyday checkup, that’s the nice thing to do.
After a week of having an everyday checkup….
DOCTOR: How are you now?
PATIENT: Well, as of now I have to walk from my house to your clinic.
Because, I’ve already sold my car, in order to pay my bill…..

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Christmas Quotes 6 to 10

Junith — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 16:30:03 +0000

Christmas Quote 6

Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day;
To save us all from Satan’s power
When we were gone astray.

Christmas Quote 7

Now to the Lord sing praises,
All you within this place,
And with true love and brotherhood
Each other now embrace;
this holy tide of Christmas
Doth bring redeeming grace.

Christmas Quote 8

Joy to the world! The Lord is come.
Let earth receive her King
Let Saints their songs employ
And makes the nations prove
No more will sin and sorrow grow,
Nor thorns infest the ground;

Christmas Quote 9

He rules the world with truth and grace,
And gives to nations proof
The glories of His righteousness,
And wonders of His love;

Christmas Quote 10

Rejoice! Rejoice in the Most High,
While Israel spreads abroad
Like stars that glitter in the sky,
And ever worship God,