A set of 5 knock knock jokes that you can use to make your friends laugh or at least smile. Knock Knock joke # 1 Sender: 0906-868-**** knock knock amo: knock knock chimay: who’s there? amo: amo mo! chimay: amo mo hah? amo: hoy inday! papasukin mo aq tanga! chimay: ikaw ang tanga! kumatok ka [...]

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This is my response to your request of “Tagalog Love Text Messages” that you need to send to your OFW husband. I found no “Tagalog Love Text messages” in my archive of text messages, so I decided to compose “Tagalog Love Text Messages” that suit your situation. Here’s the list of the Tagalog Love Text [...]

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Before your go to sleep, why not spend a little while sending few text messages to your loveones. I have here few of the text messages you can send to them: Knock! Knock! Knock! A pillow of sweet dreams A blanket of warm night A whisper of goodnight And a sweet smile, Especially for you! [...]

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Looking for tagalog Jokes? You’re in the right website. I already posted few tagalog jokes. And here’s another tagalog jokes: Kung gusto mong mag-asawa Hanapin mo yung mataba Bumagyo man at bumaha Mayron kang magamit na panangga Noon, ang hindi magmahal sa sariling wika Ay mas mabaho pa sa malansang isda. Pero ngayon, ang hindi [...]

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“Tagalog Jokes SMS” means “Pinoy Funny Text Messages“. I really wonder if you don’t know about the similarity of those phrases. So, if you found posts on this site about “Pinoy Funny Text Messages” then don’t wonder for anything else because they are also the so called “Tagalog Jokes SMS”. I have here few “Tagalog [...]

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1. Alam mo naikwento kita sa puntod ng lolo ko Sabi ko ikaw ang pinakamabait kung ka-text, Aba akalain mo? sumagot…… “Hayaan mo apo dadalawin ko pag di nagtext sayo…

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Pinoy Text Message # 126 Ang kilat linog ug baha timaan sa paghipos sa mga maot sa kalibutan Buhi pa ko! Worried ko nimo! Reply daw be, basin ug naapil ka… Pinoy Text Message # 127 Oras na naman ng pagtulog Pero bago ko gawin yon, Gusto ko lang sabihin sayo na Mahal na mahal [...]

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The following text messages are sent to us via our mobile phone number given at the bottom of this posts. Thanks to all who contributed text messages. Pinoy Text Messages # 56 Sender: Weng Lobo Always look over the little details of your life like a child’s laughter a friend’s hug or a stranger’s smile [...]

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Text Jokes, Joke Text Messages, Corny Text messages,Funny Text Messages

Since the bureau of census is now fast approaching,
I’m here now to have an interview about your family,
Can I begin ma’am?, “asked, the boy…
Yes, you may,”answered the old women..
My father’s name is laughing,
My mother’s name is smiling, …

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Christmas Quote 6 Remember Christ our Savior Was born on Christmas Day; To save us all from Satan’s power When we were gone astray. Christmas Quote 7 Now to the Lord sing praises, All you within this place, And with true love and brotherhood Each other now embrace; this holy tide of Christmas Doth bring [...]

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