Just browse and scan all the pages of this site and you’ll get lots of free text messages. You don’t need to register. You don’t even need to ask permission from me. You don’t need to pay me. Just copy the text messages on this site and send them to all the people you know.

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Pinoy Text Messages # 56

Sender: Weng Lobo

Always look over the little
details of your life

like a child’s laughter

a friend’s hug

or a stranger’s smile

to love someone
And to love by some one

enjoy them…

they may be small
but when you look
back in your life
you’ll realize that
those are the things
that made your life
colorful and worth
living for

Pinoy Text Messages # 57

Sender: Weng Lobo

Minsan, friend is better
than lover

Minsan tea is better
than coffee

Minsan, smile is better
than laughter

Pero you know what?

Nobody is better than you!

Pinoy Text Messages # 58

Sender: Weng Lobo

Another day is
Knocking at your door
to continue 1 more page
of your life

May this new morning
brings you more strength,
graces and blessings

Good morning!

Pinoy Text Messages # 59

Sender: Weng Lobo

Seeking help is
not a sign of ignorance

It’s an intellectual
act that allows
people to admit
that some situations
are not meant to be
handled alone.

Pinoy Text Messages # 60

Sender: Alona Teomera

Enrich your vocabolary:

Long time no see –
matagal nang bulag

Misunderstanding –
babaeng nakatayo sa ilalim

Persuading –
unang kasal

Predicate –
Pakawalan mo ang pusa

Selfish –
nagbebenta ng isda

Contemplate –
kaunti ang plato

Defeat –
ang mga paa

Statue –
Ikaw ba yan?

Dilemma
– brownout ba?

Aspect –
pantusok ng yelo

City –
numero bago mag-otso

The value –
susunod sa letrang V…

Pinoy Text Messages # 61

Sender: Gina Onting

One day
I was standing
on the street
then a boy came
to be and said …

“… bili ka na po ng payong …”

nagtaka ako kasi di
naman maaraw at
di rin maulan
then I asked…

“bakit?”

the boy said …

“inuulan ka kasi ng
kagandahan eh…”

Oh come on!!!
Give me that all…

Pinoy Text Messages # 62

Sender: Gina Onting

Take time for
what ‘s important
to you

For what makes you
happiest!

Take time to be
with those you love

Take time to look
around at all the
gladness the world
can offer…

All of it is yours…

If you only take the time!

Pinoy Text Messages # 63

Sender: En-en Ranes

Guluhin natin
ang isip mo …

Ang kriminal ay ama ng
kapatid ng anak ng judge…

Tanong: kaano ano ng
Judge ang kriminal

No reply No IQ

Pinoy Text Messages # 64

Sender:  Bebian Roa

Sundays are meant for:

Rest from the weeks work

Praying for the week ahead

and…

Thanksgiving for God’s love
and generosity.

Pinoy Text Messages # 65

Sender: Weng Lobo

I’m playing
a puzzle of my
life,

Suddenly I noticed
something

The most important
piece was missing!

Then I realized
I need to talk to you…

“Pwede ba kitang mahiram
para mabuo ako?”

Pinoy Text Messages # 66

Sender: Weng Lobo

For the times
you were there for me

for all the throughful
things you’ve said and done

For the jokes
too cheer me up

For a friendship
that means so much

I don’t know
how to repay you

Just want to say…

I miss you so much!

Pinoy Text Messages # 67

Sender: Weng Lobo

Can you tell me
how to forget someone
who had been a great
part of your life?

how to let go a person
you love most?

how to forgive the person
who hurt you?

Simple questions yet
so difficult to answer…

Why? seems like the
only way is to pretend just
like nothing….

Pinoy Text Messages # 68

Sender: Weng Lobo

Life never seems to
be the way  we want it
but we need to live it the
best way we can.

There’s no perfect life…

But we can fill it with
perfect moments…

Pinoy Text Messages # 69

Sender: 090658225**

Your crush texted you
I love you

You texted back
Are you sure?

He said, Yes

Napatalon ka sa tuwa
Then bigla dumating
bestfriend mo sabi
niya “I borrowed your CP
yesterday” wala bang
nagtext sayo?

Pinoy Text Messages # 70

Sender: 090658225**

Simple “Bye” makes you cry
Simple “Joke” make you laugh
Simple “Care” makes you fall in love
Simple “Hug” makes you feel warm

Hope my simple “Hi” makes you smile

2010 New Year Text Messages # 1

Forget all the things that we don’t need to bring
Bring all the things you can
And make your 2010 new year

2010 New Year Text Messages # 2

Fill your life with happiness
Bring joy and prosperity
Enjoy your 2010 New Year my dear

2010 New Year Text Messages # 3

12 Months happiness, 52 weeks fun,
365 Days laughter, 8760 hrs good luck,
525600 Minutes joy, 31536000 seconds success,
So wishing u a (*)Happy New Year(*)

2010 New Year Text Messages # 4

We’re far from each other
But with just few text messages
The world bring your near to me
To be with you this new year.
Happy New Year

2010 New Year Text Messages # 5

My wishes for you for this new coming year 2010:
Prosperity for January
Love and Care for February
Business Gains for March
Laughters for April
Fun for May
Happiness for June
Good furtune for July
New Baby for August
No Worries for September
Great things for October to November
God’s Blessings for December
Happy New Year

2010 New Year Text Messages # 6

Isa lang ang New Year resolution ko ngayon:

Ang TIGILAN na ang paggawa ng resolution! Hehehe…

2010 New Year Text Messages # 7

Para di malasin sa New Year hwag mo isali sa handa ang bilog na prutas na may itim na buto tulad ng pakwan, chico atbp. Wag ka rin mghanda ng ice cream pra di matunaw ang swerte at higit sa lahat hwag mghanda ng may apat na paa gaya ng baboy, baka, at kambing, at baka tumakbo ang swerte. Wag din mga isda at laman dagat at baka malunod ang swerte. Wag k mghanda ng my pakpak 2lad ng manok o pabo at baka lumipad ang swerte. Wag k n kyang mghanda! Happy New Year

2010 New Year Text Messages # 8

Nawa’y ang mga aral at karanasan ng nakaraang taon ay magsilbing tanglaw at gabay sa pagtahak natin ng bagong taon. Isang higit na maunlad, masagana at mapayapang buhay sa patnubay at pagpapala ng Diyos ang sumainyo.

2010 New Year Text Messages # 9

Gusto mo bang tumanggap ng swerte ngayong 2010 New Year? Gusto mo rin bang palayasin ang masamang spiritu sa buhay mo? Iisa lang ang dapat mong gawin. Paputukin mo lahat ng firecrackers sa kamay mo.

2010 New Year Text Messages # 10

May This New Year Bring You
Happiness, Success, Cheers and Peace,
Hope … HAPPY NEW YEAR

Well, at first I thought composing “sympathy text messages” is just too easy. But then I haven’t created even one “sympathy text messages”. Maybe my mind just did not function well. So, don’t have choice but to search my archive of text messages. And here are the few of the “sympathy text messages” I found:

1. What you want is not always what you get
   But in the end what you get is better than what you wanted.
   The lord satisfies your desires with good things.
2. Life is unpredictable
   anything could just happen
   It might be success
   Or a mess but for as long as where leaning on the Lord’s side
   We will win for God never loses a battle
3. You can’t leave foot prints
   If you walk on tiptoe
   This is what living life means
   You can never get what you want
   If you’re too scared to get hurt

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I even asked my wife and she just answered me that “Naughty Text messages” are similar “Funny Text Messages”. But then if they really have similarities, they should have differences too. So, I define first naughty usingt he Google’s definition feature.

Naughty according to the PRINSTON.EDU is also called blue or suggestive of sexual impropriety. By considering this definition, I found few text messages in my archive:

1. SELBOY: Sir, you’re lucky enough to have a cute son. I think, he will be a good driver.
   JAMES: Why did you say that?
   SELBOY: He’s cute and really looks like your driver.
2. AGENT ASERO: Ma’am according to my investigation, your husband really is checking in to 5 hotels in 5 days.
   LADY Q: And what was he doing in those hotels?
   AGEN ASERO: He’s following you ma’am in the hotels that you and your driver checked in with.
3. SELBOY: Honey! I think you need to learn to cook for us to save 3,000 from getting a maid.
   WIFE: Honey! I think, you need to learn how to play me in bed for us to save 5,000 from our driver.

However, the WIKIPEDIA.ORG define it as tending to misbehave. And considering this definition, I got these text message:

1. TEACHER: Selboy! why are you using your daddy’s underwear as your hat?
   SELBOY: Ma’am, my father told me that his under-HAIR (Pubic Hair) are thick, healthy, curly, and strong.
   TEACHER: Then what’s the relation of that in wearing underwear in your head.
   SELBOY: I think, this thing makes his under-HAIR thick, healthy, curly, and strong. I just want to have that kind of hair.

- Pinoy Text Messages

So, just like what I always did when someone requested me to post text messages, I dug up my archive of text messages and found few of the Pinoy Love Text Messages.

1. Isinama kita sa aking panalangin
   Sana makatulog ka ng mahimbing
   Managinip ng maganda
   At huwag iihi sa kama.
   Luv you honey!
2. Minsan pag gising ko, iyak nang iyak ako
   Minsan din bago ako matulog, napapaiyak ako
   Pano kasi mahal, akala ko ikaw katabi ko sa kama
   E, yung aso pala, hinahagkan pa naman kita sa panaginip ko
3. Alam mo bang kahit malayo ka, katabi lang kita?
   Alam mo bang kahit di kita nakikita, nahahagkan kita?
   Alam mo ba na…. a basta hindi mo alam,
   Na lagi kong daladala ang bikini mong hindi pa nalalabhan.

Hmmmm…. I don’t know if these text messages are still considere Pinoy Love Text Messages. They might be talking about love, but I think, they’re all funny.

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Here’s a set of Christmas text messages you can freely copy and send to anyone.

Note: We never claim ownership of these text messages. They are just sent to us via SMS and we generously published here for you.

Christmas Text Messages 2009 1:

Best Christmas gifts to anyone:
Forgiveness to your enemies.
Tolerance for your opponents.
Your love to your friends.
Best services to your customers.
Charity to needy.
Good example to kids.
Respect for yourself.

Christmas Text Messages 2009 2:

I am thankful that you are part of my life and become part of my everyday life. During the Christmas season, let’s all celebrate the true meaning of the birthday of Christ. Merry Christmas.

Christmas Text Messages 2009 3:

I don’t have any thing to give.
Don’t have Card to send.
Don’t have flowers to hand.
No beautiful graphics to forward.
I only have a heart that loves you so much.
Happy Christmas.

Christmas Text Messages 2009 4:

Before the clock ticks at 12:00, let me greet you first and your family a beautiful and happy Christmas ever!

Christmas Text Messages 2009 5:

My eyes cry because I haven’t took a glimpse of you. My arms are numb because I haven’t touched your hands. My lips are cold because I’m longing to kiss you. My heart hurts because I can’t be with you today. Let me just tell you how much I miss you this Christmas day.

Christmas Text Messages 2009 6:

If you feel hurt…
If you are scared…
Just look at me, and all will be healed.
Hug me and you’ll see the power of Christmas.

The thoughts contained on these text messages are not mine. I just tweaked those text messages that I received from my friends to make them different from the original.

1. Selboy: Mom, they told me that there are ghosts roaming around our house.
   Mom: Huh! Who told you that?
   Selboy: Our neighborhood!
   Mom: But we don’t have neighbor here!
2. As you go to sleep, don’t ever be bothered by the boy under your bed, and the man with red eyes inside your locker and a white lady inside your bathroom. Good night.
3. Father, I am calling you tonight
   Come out from your grave
   Let us drink the blood in the cup
   And eat this warm flesh
   I got from the man hit by my truck.
   To celebrate this Halloween night.
4. A girl was on his way home. She’s the only passenger of that jeep. When it passed by a big acasia tree, the driver stopped the jeep:
   Driver: Good night!
   Girl: Mama, sino ba kausap mo?
   Driver: Yung magandang babaeng katabi mo kanina. Kakababa lang niya.
5. One night, Maria went to the Luneta. She’s wondering why everyone saw her would run away from her. So, she looked herself at the mirror at nakita niya, wala pala siyang ulo.

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Here’s the list of the Tagalog Love Text Messages:

1. Mahirap mang mabuhay na malayo sa piling mo,
   Pagtitiisan ko ito dahil alam kong nariyan ka naghihirap
   Para sa ikabubuti ng sambahayang
   Pinagsisikapan mong mabuo.
   Mahal na mahal kita.
2. Lagi kong naiisip
   Sana nasa tabi mo ngayon ako
   Sinisikat at pinipilit
   pawiin ang pagod ng katawan mo.
   I miss you so much.
3. Habang nakahiga at nakapikit ang mga mata
   Pilit kong sa panaginip ay makita ka
   Sa gayon ay maibsan ang aking pangulila
   Matitiis ko ang hirap ng aking nadarama.
   Sana sa panaginip natin tayo ay magkasama.

- Pinoy Text Messages

Pinoy Christmas text messages are SMS or text messages written by Filipino or if not, they are written in Filipino. And Pinoy Christmas Text Messages is the most search text messages since Septermber 2008

So, here’s the list of my few personally composed Pinoy Christmas Text Messages:

1. Pasko na naman
   Ihanda niyo na cellphones niyo
   Sabay-sabay tayong sisigaw
   “Pasaload naman at nang makatext ako!”
2. Pasyal tayo mamaya sa plaza
   Andon si Santa claus
   Namigay siya ng libreng load
   Pero para mabigyan ka ng load,
   Pasaload mo muna ako ng 10.
3. Pagdating ng Christmas
   Lahat ng tao naghahanda
   Ng Regalo at pagkain
   Syempre kasama ang pag-ibig.

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