Pinoy Text Messages # 56

Sender: Weng Lobo

Always look over the little
details of your life

like a child’s laughter

a friend’s hug

or a stranger’s smile

to love someone
And to love by some one

enjoy them…

they may be small
but when you look
back in your life
you’ll realize that
those are the things
that made your life
colorful and worth
living for

Pinoy Text Messages # 57

Sender: Weng Lobo

Minsan, friend is better
than lover

Minsan tea is better
than coffee

Minsan, smile is better
than laughter

Pero you know what?

Nobody is better than you!

Pinoy Text Messages # 58

Sender: Weng Lobo

Another day is
Knocking at your door
to continue 1 more page
of your life

May this new morning
brings you more strength,
graces and blessings

Good morning!

Pinoy Text Messages # 59

Sender: Weng Lobo

Seeking help is
not a sign of ignorance

It’s an intellectual
act that allows
people to admit
that some situations
are not meant to be
handled alone.

Pinoy Text Messages # 60

Sender: Alona Teomera

Enrich your vocabolary:

Long time no see –
matagal nang bulag

Misunderstanding –
babaeng nakatayo sa ilalim

Persuading –
unang kasal

Predicate –
Pakawalan mo ang pusa

Selfish –
nagbebenta ng isda

Contemplate –
kaunti ang plato

Defeat –
ang mga paa

Statue –
Ikaw ba yan?

Dilemma
– brownout ba?

Aspect –
pantusok ng yelo

City –
numero bago mag-otso

The value –
susunod sa letrang V…

Pinoy Text Messages # 61

Sender: Gina Onting

One day
I was standing
on the street
then a boy came
to be and said …

“… bili ka na po ng payong …”

nagtaka ako kasi di
naman maaraw at
di rin maulan
then I asked…

“bakit?”

the boy said …

“inuulan ka kasi ng
kagandahan eh…”

Oh come on!!!
Give me that all…

Pinoy Text Messages # 62

Sender: Gina Onting

Take time for
what ‘s important
to you

For what makes you
happiest!

Take time to be
with those you love

Take time to look
around at all the
gladness the world
can offer…

All of it is yours…

If you only take the time!

Pinoy Text Messages # 63

Sender: En-en Ranes

Guluhin natin
ang isip mo …

Ang kriminal ay ama ng
kapatid ng anak ng judge…

Tanong: kaano ano ng
Judge ang kriminal

No reply No IQ

Pinoy Text Messages # 64

Sender:  Bebian Roa

Sundays are meant for:

Rest from the weeks work

Praying for the week ahead

and…

Thanksgiving for God’s love
and generosity.

Pinoy Text Messages # 65

Sender: Weng Lobo

I’m playing
a puzzle of my
life,

Suddenly I noticed
something

The most important
piece was missing!

Then I realized
I need to talk to you…

“Pwede ba kitang mahiram
para mabuo ako?”

Pinoy Text Messages # 66

Sender: Weng Lobo

For the times
you were there for me

for all the throughful
things you’ve said and done

For the jokes
too cheer me up

For a friendship
that means so much

I don’t know
how to repay you

Just want to say…

I miss you so much!

Pinoy Text Messages # 67

Sender: Weng Lobo

Can you tell me
how to forget someone
who had been a great
part of your life?

how to let go a person
you love most?

how to forgive the person
who hurt you?

Simple questions yet
so difficult to answer…

Why? seems like the
only way is to pretend just
like nothing….

Pinoy Text Messages # 68

Sender: Weng Lobo

Life never seems to
be the way  we want it
but we need to live it the
best way we can.

There’s no perfect life…

But we can fill it with
perfect moments…

Pinoy Text Messages # 69

Sender: 090658225**

Your crush texted you
I love you

You texted back
Are you sure?

He said, Yes

Napatalon ka sa tuwa
Then bigla dumating
bestfriend mo sabi
niya “I borrowed your CP
yesterday” wala bang
nagtext sayo?

Pinoy Text Messages # 70

Sender: 090658225**

Simple “Bye” makes you cry
Simple “Joke” make you laugh
Simple “Care” makes you fall in love
Simple “Hug” makes you feel warm

Hope my simple “Hi” makes you smile

For those visitors of this website who are wondering what’s the meaning of pinoy text msg…well, Pinoy means Filipino. Pinoy may refer to the people who are citizens of the Philippines. Pinoy may refer to the things made by Filipino.

So, if we say “Pinoy text msg” it refers to the text messages written in Filipino. There are also text messages written in English but are considered pinoy text msg because they are composed by Pinoy and written in Pinoy style.

Here’s some of the Pinoy Text Msg which you can send to your loveones and friends:

1. Pag malungkot ka, text mo lang ako
   Pag natatakot ka miscall mo ako
   Pag may problem ka, tawagan mo ako
   Pero pag masaya ka na, Ikaw na bahala
   Kung maalala mo ba ako
2. Bakit daw ang utak nasa ulo
   At ang puso ay nasa dibdib?
   Simple lang, pangit kasi tingnan
   Pag-inlove ka tumitibok yong noo mo
   Laswa naman na pag-nag-iisip ka
   Hinihimas mo boobs mo.
3. Ano gagawin mo pag ganito grades mo:
   Filipino 68, Science 60, Math 57, English 65
   PE 69, Major 66?
   Wag ka mag-aalala, be proud and say
   at least wala line of seven!

- Pinoy Text Messages

Just browse and scan all the pages of this site and you’ll get lots of free text messages. You don’t need to register. You don’t even need to ask permission from me. You don’t need to pay me. Just copy the text messages on this site and send them to all the people you know.

Start browsing the site through the Monthly Arhives:

• October 2008
• September 2008
• August 2008
• July 2008
• June 2008
• April 2008
• February 2008

You can also check the archives by Category:

• Friends
• Halo-Halo
• Joke Jokes
• Long For You
• Love Texts
• Seasonal Text Messages
• Sympathy

Enjoy your stay!

Pinoy Text Message # 71

Sender: 0905-766-31**

Every sixty seconds
you spend angry,
upset or mad
is a full minute of
happiness you’ll
never get back.

Life is too short
break the rules
forgive quickly
kiss slowly
love truly
laugh uncontrollably
and most importantly
never regret
anything that
made you happy!

Pinoy Text Message # 72

Sender: 0905-766-31**

letting go
doesn’t always
mean “It’s over”

breaking up
would not mean
“pagod na ako”

instead, it’s as
good as saying,
“mahal kita kaya
ayaw na kita pahirapan pa.
you deserve someone
better!”

Pinoy Text Message # 73

Sender: 0905-766-31**

Alam mo ba
yung pinakamasarap
marinig kapag
nagseselos ka?

Yung sasabihin
nya sa yo na…

“para kang may tuyo
nagseselos ka sa
wala namang laban
sayo.”

Pinoy Text Message # 74

Sender: 0905-766-31**

Ang selos ay isang
Malupit na salita

Pag naramdaman
mo to,
parang gusto mong
pumatay.

Pero ang selos ay
isang malupit na
patunay na
sagad sa buto
ang pagmamahal
mo sa isang tao.

Pinoy Text Message # 75

Sender: 0905-766-31**

Pinoy Text Message # 76

Sender: 0905-766-31**

Love doesn’t
take months to
grow.

It happens seconds
after you meet
the person.

So don’t listen to
people who say
“It’s too early…”

You feel in love…

They obviously
don’t know how it works

Pinoy Text Message # 77

Sender: 0905-766-31**

If love is the
greatest thing on earth

If love can make it
all possible

If love can build
anything

If love combines
everything

If love conquers all

then

Why does love make
my tears fall?

Pinoy Text Message # 78

Sender: 0905-766-31**

“Tears is one of the
most meaningful
liquid”

Wanna know why?

Because out of many
liquids here in the world
only tears can explain
the real meaning of pain.

Pinoy Text Message # 79

Sender: 0905-766-31**

QUESTION

My dalawang lalaki
naglalakad sa gubat

May nakasalubong
na bata na may
dalang pugad

Nagtanong ang
isang lalaki:

“Bata, ano pangalan mo?

Sabi ng bata:

“Kung ano ang
ating pandinig
at kung ano ang
aking dala
at kung ilan kayo…
yun ang pangalan ko.”

TANONG

Ano ang pangalan ng bata?

Pinoy Text Message # 80

Sender: 0905-766-31**

Ayokong ako
ang mundo mo
Ang gusto ko
maging parte ako nito
At kapag wala ako
hindi ka mabubuo.

Yung tipong hindi
mo lang ako nakita
hindi na buo ang araw mo

Pinoy Text Messages # 16

Sender: 0926-496-****

Paano mo ssabihin sa katabi mo
na maitim kilikili niya
na di siya magagalit?

Ganito yon…
Best friend,
Ano ba ang ginagamit mong deudorant?
Kiwi?

Pinoy Text Messages # 17

Sender: 0906-801-15**

At the age of 6
Cris loved Anne so much
“I love you Anne”,
He’d say each day
She’d just lough and run away
‘Til 1 day, she turned around
and sat with him
on the playground
Sorry Cris, I don’t love you
You’ll find someone else
Who will love you too.

Highschool come, they met again
They lough about the things back then
They began to date and feel in love
He got the girl that he’d dreamed of

But when college come
everything changed
they were far apart
“We’ll be fine Anne”, he said
“I’m sorry Chris I can’t love you
You’ll find someone else
who will love you too”

In their 20′s
they meet again.
He took her hand
They began to dance
Remembering their old romance

2 years later
She became his wife
they’d be together all of their life

One day, they went on a drive.
He said, “Anne your my everything”
But then suddenly in 1 big flash
their car crashed.
“Anne” he cried.
She took his hand, “I have to leave
Please understand, I love you so much
But you’ll find someone else to love again.”
Chris Answered, “No! it’s always you that I want
not someone else around”.

Chris hugs his wife as she slowly dies.

Pinoy Text Message # 18

Sender: 0926-496-30**

Mahaba man ang buhok mo
kung sagana ka naman sa kuto
Mabuti pa ang kalbo
Floor wax lang ang problema mo.

Pinoy Text Message # 19

Sender: 0927-477-06**

Sweet diha lang sa ka
Kay hubog sila dire
Magdala lang ko ug
Panihapon.
Ayaw na ug reply diha.

Pinoy Text Message # 20

Sender: 0926-899-09**

Ayos lang sa akin kung
Di ako ganon kahalaga sayo
Ok lang kung hindi mo ako
naiisip pag masaya ka
Pero nasaktanka
at umiyak…

Text mo ako agad
gusto ko kasi
ako ang unang tao
maaalala mo tuwing
nasasaktan ka.

Pinoy Text Message # 21

Sender: 0939-606-73**

My happyness is

Wrong spelling….
Wahahaha Opps
Babalikan nya yan….

Hahahaha

Pinoy Text Message # 22

Sender: 0905-756-69**

Sex is dangerous
“Agay Kasakit”

Sx is relgious
“Diyos ko, kalami!”

Sx is athlethic
“Sige paspasi pa!”

Sx is deadly
“Sulayi ug ibot patyon jud taka”

Pinoy Christmas text messages are SMS or text messages written by Filipino or if not, they are written in Filipino. And Pinoy Christmas Text Messages is the most search text messages since Septermber 2008

So, here’s the list of my few personally composed Pinoy Christmas Text Messages:

1. Pasko na naman
   Ihanda niyo na cellphones niyo
   Sabay-sabay tayong sisigaw
   “Pasaload naman at nang makatext ako!”
2. Pasyal tayo mamaya sa plaza
   Andon si Santa claus
   Namigay siya ng libreng load
   Pero para mabigyan ka ng load,
   Pasaload mo muna ako ng 10.
3. Pagdating ng Christmas
   Lahat ng tao naghahanda
   Ng Regalo at pagkain
   Syempre kasama ang pag-ibig.

- Pinoy Text Messages

And here are some of the Pinoy Funniest Text Joke in my archive which you can send to your friends:

1. Anak: Bakit po si Itay wala nang buhok sa ulo?
   Nanay: Dami kasi siya isip…
   Anak: Eh kayo po, bakit marami kayo buhok? Wala kayo isip?
   Nanay: Wag ka ngang maingay dyan!
2. Pedro at Juan manonood ng sine. Natigilan si Pedro.
   Pedro: Uwi na lang tayo. Puno na.
   Juan: Pano mo nalaman?
   Pedro: Di mo ba nabasa yun sa pinto? PULL
3. Junith: Hoy! Ang cute ng baboy mo!
   Selboy: Honey hindi ito baboy, pusa to!
   Junith: Honey, hindi ikaw ang kausap ko. Ang pusa mo ang kausap ko!

- Pinoy Text Messages

Here’re few of the Pinoy funny text. They’re Pinoy na Pinoy and Funny as in Funny!

1. Doctor: Ikinalulungkot ko, you have brain tumor.
   Patient: Pero Dok, they way I have no brain and now you say I have two more!
2. Ang mahal pala ng leather na gawa sa buwaya!
   Kaya dapat mautak ka… kasi mataas na pala ang face value mo
3. Question: What’s the social term for UTOT?
   Answer: Careles Whisper.
   Question: What did the napkin say to the UTOT?
   Answer: You are the wind beneath the wings!

Funny di ba? Ohhh pag di ka natatawa, ewan ko kung anong klaseng tao ka. Baka hindi ka Pinoy kaya hindi mo nafeel ang pagiging funny ng mga text na ito?

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. Lagi nating naririnig
   Ang lines na dito lang ako
   Pag kailangan mo ako with matching anytime
   And promise pa, pero di ba mas maganda
   If I will tell you na wala akong kwenta
   Pero baka matulungan kita….
2. Dati ang unggoy
   Pasaging-saging
   Pabaging-baging
   Pakuto-kuto
   Ngayon ang unggoy
   Papindot-pindot
   Patext-text
   O ayon pangiti-ngiti pa
   O sige ipasa mo pa ito sa ibang unggoy
3. Sumulat si Malaki sa kanyang tatay
   Dear Tatay, padalhan mo kami ng
   isang kilong bigas at isang dosenang itlog
   ang inyong anak, Malaki.
   Si Malaki ay lumabas at pumasok si Maliit.
   Napunit ni Maliit ang sulat
   Dinikitan ng tape. Inutusan ni Malaki si Maliit
   na ihulog ang sulat.
   Pagbasa ng kanilang tatay,
   Dear bigas, padalhan mo kami ng isang
   kilong tatay at isang dosenang anak.
   Ang inyong itlog Malaki.

- Pinoy Text Messages

Pinoy Text Message # 28

Never take anyone for granted
Hold every person close to your heart
You might wake up one day
and Realized that you’ve lost a diamond
While you were too busy
Collecting stones

Pinoy Text Message # 29

Warning!
Nagbaktas ga-text, naligsan… Patay
Nadrive ga-text, nabangga… Patay
Nagkaon ga-text, natuk-an… Patay
Misaka sa hagdan ga-text, nahulog… Patay
Gi-text wala mo-reply, gi-Patay!

Pinoy Text Message # 30

I’ve chosen you as my special friend
Not by what you wear, what you have,
What you can give,
But I chose you because of being you
for being someone who is simple and true!

Pinoy Text Message # 31

Maraming bagay na gumugulo sa isip ko
Bukod sa buhay, pag-ibig, pamilya,
barkada, mawalan ng load
Dagdag gulo pa sa utak ko ang
“English” ng santol…
Tama ba ang “Where dude?”

Pinoy Text Message # 32

A large signboard says:
“Alcohol kills slowly”
Nabasa ng lasing at sabi…
“So what! Sino ba ang nagmamadali…
Mas mabuti sana kung “Kills Fast”
at matatakot talaga tayo.

Pinoy Text Message # 33

True friendship requires real effort
Even when everyone is busy
with their own lives
A simple message reminds each other
that you are not forgotten…

Pinoy Text Message # 34

One day sumakay ako sa cab
Nagtataka ako kung bakit
lahat sila nakatingin sa akin
Ayaw nilang kumibo, nakatitig lang sila
May isa, naglakas ng loob at sinabing:
“Cute lagi ka!”

Pinoy Text Message # 35

There are persons I talk
And laugh with everyday
Yet it ends there
But here are persons like You
Rarely talked to and much
rarely seen
Yet it’s clear your one worth keepin