Just browse and scan all the pages of this site and you’ll get lots of free text messages. You don’t need to register. You don’t even need to ask permission from me. You don’t need to pay me. Just copy the text messages on this site and send them to all the people you know.

Start browsing the site through the Monthly Arhives:

• October 2008
• September 2008
• August 2008
• July 2008
• June 2008
• April 2008
• February 2008

You can also check the archives by Category:

• Friends
• Halo-Halo
• Joke Jokes
• Long For You
• Love Texts
• Seasonal Text Messages
• Sympathy

Enjoy your stay!

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 1

I don’t give you flower to tell you you’re special
I don’t give you chocolate for your sweetness
I don’t give you teddy bear for your cares
Just look at my eyes and you’ll know how much I love you.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 2

Don’t be sad, don’t be mad.
I’m far away from you now, but I will definitely come
To let you feel the warmth of my embrace and the sweetness of my lips.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 3

Even if you never heard of me saying how much I care, but I never missed the day showing you what I feel. Happy Valentine’s day.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 4

If I will die early I will ask God to make me your angel
So that I can protect you by my wings
And embrace you whenever you feel lonely.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 5

I love you  not because you are beautiful
I love you not because you are rich
I love you not because you have the characteristics that I am looking for
I love you, simply because you are what you are.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 6

My heart is yours, so take it.
Keep it and don’t ever break it.
Don’t ever leave it behind
Please keep it close to you.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 7

I know that:

1 hour is equal to 60 minutes
1 minute is equal to 60 seconds

But now I realized that:

1 second living without you is equal to 100 years

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 8

A lovely day is made up of 24 hours.
A lovely week is made up of 7 lovely days.
A lovely year is made up of 52 lovely weeks

But my life became lovely just because I love you.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 9

My love is getting stronger as the days go by
I’m growing crazy while you’re far away
I’m longing for you and your love
Day and night, my thought is only you.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 10

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
Kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
But you can kiss me darling and you don’t have to worry.
I am fully vaccinated!

- Pinoy Text Messages

Below are Valentines Day Text Messages sent to us from celphone number 0982700****.

Valentines Day Text Message # 11

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.

Valentines Day Text Message # 12

If u wanna know how much I miss you,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones you miss is how much I miss

Valentines Day Text Message # 13

Hope all the happiness will be yours…
May all your dreams be fulfilled…
May all your plans be accomplished…
On this very special day,
Happy Valentines Day My love.

Valentines Day Text Message # 14

I don’t know why I suddenly feel that I can’t take you for granted
Why I’m suddenly eager to see you…
why I suddenly Miss you.
I really don’t know what I feel.
But maybe I already loved you.
Happy Valentines Day!

Valentines Day Text Message # 15

Loving is not how you forgive but how you forget, not how you listen but how you understand, not what you see but how you feel, and not how you let go but how you hold on.

Pinoy Text Messages # 56

Sender: Weng Lobo

Always look over the little
details of your life

like a child’s laughter

a friend’s hug

or a stranger’s smile

to love someone
And to love by some one

enjoy them…

they may be small
but when you look
back in your life
you’ll realize that
those are the things
that made your life
colorful and worth
living for

Pinoy Text Messages # 57

Sender: Weng Lobo

Minsan, friend is better
than lover

Minsan tea is better
than coffee

Minsan, smile is better
than laughter

Pero you know what?

Nobody is better than you!

Pinoy Text Messages # 58

Sender: Weng Lobo

Another day is
Knocking at your door
to continue 1 more page
of your life

May this new morning
brings you more strength,
graces and blessings

Good morning!

Pinoy Text Messages # 59

Sender: Weng Lobo

Seeking help is
not a sign of ignorance

It’s an intellectual
act that allows
people to admit
that some situations
are not meant to be
handled alone.

Pinoy Text Messages # 60

Sender: Alona Teomera

Enrich your vocabolary:

Long time no see –
matagal nang bulag

Misunderstanding –
babaeng nakatayo sa ilalim

Persuading –
unang kasal

Predicate –
Pakawalan mo ang pusa

Selfish –
nagbebenta ng isda

Contemplate –
kaunti ang plato

Defeat –
ang mga paa

Statue –
Ikaw ba yan?

Dilemma
– brownout ba?

Aspect –
pantusok ng yelo

City –
numero bago mag-otso

The value –
susunod sa letrang V…

Pinoy Text Messages # 61

Sender: Gina Onting

One day
I was standing
on the street
then a boy came
to be and said …

“… bili ka na po ng payong …”

nagtaka ako kasi di
naman maaraw at
di rin maulan
then I asked…

“bakit?”

the boy said …

“inuulan ka kasi ng
kagandahan eh…”

Oh come on!!!
Give me that all…

Pinoy Text Messages # 62

Sender: Gina Onting

Take time for
what ‘s important
to you

For what makes you
happiest!

Take time to be
with those you love

Take time to look
around at all the
gladness the world
can offer…

All of it is yours…

If you only take the time!

Pinoy Text Messages # 63

Sender: En-en Ranes

Guluhin natin
ang isip mo …

Ang kriminal ay ama ng
kapatid ng anak ng judge…

Tanong: kaano ano ng
Judge ang kriminal

No reply No IQ

Pinoy Text Messages # 64

Sender:  Bebian Roa

Sundays are meant for:

Rest from the weeks work

Praying for the week ahead

and…

Thanksgiving for God’s love
and generosity.

Pinoy Text Messages # 65

Sender: Weng Lobo

I’m playing
a puzzle of my
life,

Suddenly I noticed
something

The most important
piece was missing!

Then I realized
I need to talk to you…

“Pwede ba kitang mahiram
para mabuo ako?”

Pinoy Text Messages # 66

Sender: Weng Lobo

For the times
you were there for me

for all the throughful
things you’ve said and done

For the jokes
too cheer me up

For a friendship
that means so much

I don’t know
how to repay you

Just want to say…

I miss you so much!

Pinoy Text Messages # 67

Sender: Weng Lobo

Can you tell me
how to forget someone
who had been a great
part of your life?

how to let go a person
you love most?

how to forgive the person
who hurt you?

Simple questions yet
so difficult to answer…

Why? seems like the
only way is to pretend just
like nothing….

Pinoy Text Messages # 68

Sender: Weng Lobo

Life never seems to
be the way  we want it
but we need to live it the
best way we can.

There’s no perfect life…

But we can fill it with
perfect moments…

Pinoy Text Messages # 69

Sender: 090658225**

Your crush texted you
I love you

You texted back
Are you sure?

He said, Yes

Napatalon ka sa tuwa
Then bigla dumating
bestfriend mo sabi
niya “I borrowed your CP
yesterday” wala bang
nagtext sayo?

Pinoy Text Messages # 70

Sender: 090658225**

Simple “Bye” makes you cry
Simple “Joke” make you laugh
Simple “Care” makes you fall in love
Simple “Hug” makes you feel warm

Hope my simple “Hi” makes you smile

Here’re few of the Pinoy funny text. They’re Pinoy na Pinoy and Funny as in Funny!

1. Doctor: Ikinalulungkot ko, you have brain tumor.
   Patient: Pero Dok, they way I have no brain and now you say I have two more!
2. Ang mahal pala ng leather na gawa sa buwaya!
   Kaya dapat mautak ka… kasi mataas na pala ang face value mo
3. Question: What’s the social term for UTOT?
   Answer: Careles Whisper.
   Question: What did the napkin say to the UTOT?
   Answer: You are the wind beneath the wings!

Funny di ba? Ohhh pag di ka natatawa, ewan ko kung anong klaseng tao ka. Baka hindi ka Pinoy kaya hindi mo nafeel ang pagiging funny ng mga text na ito?

- Pinoy Text Messages

Here’s the list of the Tagalog Love Text Messages:

1. Mahirap mang mabuhay na malayo sa piling mo,
   Pagtitiisan ko ito dahil alam kong nariyan ka naghihirap
   Para sa ikabubuti ng sambahayang
   Pinagsisikapan mong mabuo.
   Mahal na mahal kita.
2. Lagi kong naiisip
   Sana nasa tabi mo ngayon ako
   Sinisikat at pinipilit
   pawiin ang pagod ng katawan mo.
   I miss you so much.
3. Habang nakahiga at nakapikit ang mga mata
   Pilit kong sa panaginip ay makita ka
   Sa gayon ay maibsan ang aking pangulila
   Matitiis ko ang hirap ng aking nadarama.
   Sana sa panaginip natin tayo ay magkasama.

- Pinoy Text Messages

I have here few “Tagalog Jokes SMS” sent to me by my friends:

1. Sexy: Maawa ka! Meron ako! Meron ako!
   Rapist: ahhh! Walang meron meron sa akin! Tuwad!
   Sexy: Wagggg!
   Rapist: Ngi! Meron ka nga! Meron kang itlog! Bakla!
2. Ina: Wow! galing talaga ng anak ko sa Math. Sige nga tanungin kita.
   Anak: Sige
   Ina: Kung bibigyan kita ng 3 apples, at bibigyan ka ng papa mo ng 4 apples. Anong sagot mo?
   Anak: Salamat!
3. Aplikante: Sir, gusto ko pong magsundalo.
   Officer: Di ka pwede. Sira mga ngipin mo…
   Aplikante: Bakit sir, ang gyera ba ngayon ay lips to lips na?

- Pinoy Text Messages

I even asked my wife and she just answered me that “Naughty Text messages” are similar “Funny Text Messages”. But then if they really have similarities, they should have differences too. So, I define first naughty usingt he Google’s definition feature.

Naughty according to the PRINSTON.EDU is also called blue or suggestive of sexual impropriety. By considering this definition, I found few text messages in my archive:

1. SELBOY: Sir, you’re lucky enough to have a cute son. I think, he will be a good driver.
   JAMES: Why did you say that?
   SELBOY: He’s cute and really looks like your driver.
2. AGENT ASERO: Ma’am according to my investigation, your husband really is checking in to 5 hotels in 5 days.
   LADY Q: And what was he doing in those hotels?
   AGEN ASERO: He’s following you ma’am in the hotels that you and your driver checked in with.
3. SELBOY: Honey! I think you need to learn to cook for us to save 3,000 from getting a maid.
   WIFE: Honey! I think, you need to learn how to play me in bed for us to save 5,000 from our driver.

However, the WIKIPEDIA.ORG define it as tending to misbehave. And considering this definition, I got these text message:

1. TEACHER: Selboy! why are you using your daddy’s underwear as your hat?
   SELBOY: Ma’am, my father told me that his under-HAIR (Pubic Hair) are thick, healthy, curly, and strong.
   TEACHER: Then what’s the relation of that in wearing underwear in your head.
   SELBOY: I think, this thing makes his under-HAIR thick, healthy, curly, and strong. I just want to have that kind of hair.

- Pinoy Text Messages

If you have lots of text messages in your archive, please feel free to send and share us by sending them to o916-812-5959 (TM), 0906-236-5050 (Globe) and 0921-290-7150 (Smart).

Text Message # 47

Sender: 0926-496-30**

Mahal kita
Mahal mo’y iba
Katangahan di ba?

Kaya kung ako sayo
Ako na lang mahalin mo

Text Message # 48

Sender: 0935-902-04**

Noon mahal ka niya
Akala mo, forever na.
Pero iniwan ka rin niya

Pinipilit mong ibalik ang dati
Pero hindi mo kaya…

Sino ngayon ang manhid?

Sya? Dahil hindi niya
maramdamang mahal
mo siya?

o ikaw?
Kasi hindi mo
matanggap na ayaw
na niya sayo….

Text Message # 49

Sender: 0906-659-32**

May magsyota sa madilim na lugar

GF: San tayo?

BF: Punta tayo doon sa madilim

GF: Ha! Sa madilim? Bakit?

BF: Basta! Trust me!

GF: Ok. (kinikilig)

GF: Bakit ka naghuhubad?

BF: Wag kang maingay!

GF: Ok… Maghuhubad na rin ba ako?

BF: Bakit? Natatae ka rin ba?

Text Message # 50

Sender: 0906-659-32**

Tula ng mga manliligaw…

O, mahal kong nilalangit
Nilalangaw pati yong puwit
Sa ganda mo ako’y sasamba
Sa utot mo ako’y tumba
Kung sa langit ikaw’y tala
Dito sa lupa ikaw’y Tekla…

Buhok mong paalon-alon
Kuto mo’y patalon-talon
Mata mong maririkit
Muta mo’y dikit-dikit
Ilong mong matangos
Sipon mo’y umaagos
Ngipin mong pantay-pantay
Hininga mo’y amoy patay!

Text Message # 51

Sender: 0906-659-32**

May isang bata
nasa taas ng bubong
binubusuhan ang magsyota.

GIRL: Pano kung mabuntis ako?

BOY: Bahala na ang nasa itaas

BATA: Hala! Putang-ina.
Ba’t pati ako kasali… Nanonood
lang naman ako.

Text Message # 52

Sender: 0906-659-32**

Kung ang lolo ng tatay
ng pinsan ng anak ng tito mo
na asawa ng ninong mo
ay ang ate ng tita na pinsan
ng inaanak mo.

ano naman ang….

ulam niyo?
Kumain ka na ba?

Text Message # 53

Sender: 0906-659-32**

Minsan nag-aaral akong
mag-gitara.

Ang hirap
Masakit sa kamay
mahirap pag-aralan

doon ko lang naisip
ang gitara parang love
kailangan munang masaktan
para matutunan.

Text Message # 54

Sender: 0906-659-32**

Si Uzumaki Naruto
ay magiting na ninja
sa bayan ng Konoha

Pas this to 25 na tao
magiging ninja ka na.

Wag kang tumawa
Yung kapitbahay namin Hokage na!

Text Message # 55

Sender:0926-367-1829

Hi! Good noon!

Give me a textmate please!!!!

Pinoy Text Message # 6

Sarap talaga
Lalo na kapag sa Kama mo ginawa
Kahit nga sa silya
O sa kotse pwede na
Nasubukan ko na sa School
Muntik pa nga akong mahuli
Hayyyyy!
Sarap talaga matulog!

Pinoy Text Message # 7

Nurse: Nasa isip mo ba ang pamilya mo?

Baliw: Oo naman! Siyempre!

Natutuwa ang nurse…
Nurse: Nasaan ba ang pamilya mo?

Baliw: Nasa isip ko nga, diba! Adik ka ba? Kulit mo eh!

Pinoy Text Message # 8

An elephant ask the camel,

“Why do you have your boobs on your back?”

The camel laughed and replied,

“What a funny question from someone with a big penis on his face…”

Hehehe

Pinoy Text Message # 9

Kinausap ng doctor ang baliw.

Doctor: Magaling ka na pala. Sinagip mo friend mo na nalunod. Ang problem ay nagbigti din siya pagkatapos don sa CR.

Baliw: Hindi siya nagbigti doc. Sinabit ko siya don para matuyo. Basang basa kasi.

Pinoy Text Message # 10

The joy that you give to others
Is the joy that flows back to you
A happy heart makes a cheerful face
May your day be lovely as your heart!

So much for that, I have here funny halloween text messages that I composed by my self. However, I don’t know if they really are funny text messages:

1. One day, after drinking a shot of wine, the witch get her broom and fly with it.
   After flying few meters, she hit the trunk of the tree and crashed.
2. Pumpkins….
   Pumpkins ….
   Pampers….

- Pinoy Text Messages