Joke Text Messages on Lawyers,Lawyer Text, Lawyer Joke, Funny Text Messages

Client: Atty, can you please write an Affidavit of Loss for me?
Lawyer: Affidavit of Loss? What are the things that you lost?
Client: I lost my wife Atty.

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A set of 5 knock knock jokes that you can use to make your friends laugh or at least smile. Knock Knock joke # 1 Sender: 0906-868-**** knock knock amo: knock knock chimay: who’s there? amo: amo mo! chimay: amo mo hah? amo: hoy inday! papasukin mo aq tanga! chimay: ikaw ang tanga! kumatok ka [...]

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Few nights more and it will be halloween. Here in Maasin City, particularly here in Asuncion, the Barangay council organized a halloween disco and everybody is invited as long as they will attend the halloween party with their best halloween custumes. So, for your friends and loveones, here’s the list of few of the funny, [...]

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I just want to share you the halloween jokes that I received today through text messages. I thought, I couldn’t publish text messages related to halloween but as the halloween approaches, more halloween text messages came into my phone inbox. Vampire 1: Buddy, can you please accompany me. I just want to buy mouth wash. [...]

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The Philippines is the only Catholic nation in Asia. So almost all of the Pinoy or Filipino will celebrate Christmas. And that’s the main reason why lots of Filipino texters are already searching this website for the Pinoy Christmas Text messages. Pinoy Christmas text messages are SMS or text messages written by Filipino or if [...]

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Isang masagana at maligayang pasko po sa inyong lahat. Madalas nating naririnig na iba talaga ang Paskong Pinoy. Nasa loob man o labas ng ating bansa, damang-dama natin ang ngiti at saya tuwing nagtitipon at nagdiriwang ang buong pamilya. Lubos akong nagagalak sa ating pagsisikap na itaguyod ang kultura at mga kaugaliang bumubuo sa ating pagka-Pilipino: [...]

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Sayings, Quotes, Jokes, Essay… anything about language or Wika. 1. Mabaho pa kay sa isda Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika ay mas mabaho pa kaysa malansang isda. 2. Banyaga Ang hindi marunong magsalita ng ating sariling wika ay siguradong isang banyaga. 3. Mas malansa Ang isda ay malansa subalit mas malansa pa sa [...]

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After sharing you 5 pinoy text messages last night, I have here again another 5 new text messages that I received from the visitors of this blog. They sent these text messages to my cellphone at 09068125959. The text messages can be naughty but funny text message, text jokes or joke text messages, and sympathy [...]

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I have here some text messages I want to share you with. To let your friends and love ones laugh or scare… Bago ka matulog pansinin mo naman Ang matandang nakaitim sa pintuan ng kwarto mo, Ingat sa pagkilos baka madaganan mo Ang batang nasa ilalim ng kumot mo. Kumusta naman ang babaeng Nasa loob [...]

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I know, you are looking for free text messages that you can send to your friends, loveones, and textmates. I posted lots of text messages on this site. Some of the text messages posted here are forwarded text messages to me from my loveones, friends and textmates. However, lots of text messages posted here are [...]

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