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	<title>Mother&#039;s Day Message &#124; Valentines Day Text Messages &#124; Funny Pinoy Text Messages &#124; Inpirational &#124; Forwarded &#187; Search Results  &#187;  free+bakla+sex+videos</title>
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		<title>Free SMS</title>
		<link>http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/free-sms/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 23:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Junith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Text Mo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Greeting SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sympathy Text Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Everybody is looking for free SMS. However, not all who are looking for free SMS are really looking for free text messages because most of them are looking for free text messaging. Free SMS means two things. The first meaning of Free SMS is Free text messages. The second meaning of the Free SMS is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everybody is looking for <a href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com">free SMS</a>. However, not all who are looking for free SMS are really looking for free text messages because most of them are looking for free text messaging.</p>
<p>Free SMS means two things. The first meaning of Free SMS is Free text messages. The second meaning of the Free SMS is <a href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/">Free Text Messaging</a>.</p>
<p>Free text messages means, precomposed text messages that can be copied and are free to be sent to your friends and loveones.</p>
<p>Free text messaging on the other hand, are services that offer text messaging services that cost nothing. The example of Free text messaging is the free service offered by Chikka.com.</p>
<p>So much for that, I have here free SMS or text messages for you:</p>
<ol>
<li>When it reains, you don&#8217;t see the sun<br />
but it&#8217;s there<br />
Hope we can be ike that<br />
We don&#8217;t always see each other<br />
But we will always be there for each other&#8230;</li>
<li>The joy that you give to others<br />
is the joy that flows back to you<br />
A happy heart makes a cheeful face<br />
May your day be as lovely as your heart,<br />
Have a nice day</li>
<li>The night is designed to end the worries<br />
And fears of the day<br />
It signifies to leave it? all to God<br />
and prepare for another day to come<br />
Have a peaceful sleep.</li>
</ol>
<p style="text-align: right;">- <a href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/">Pinoy Text Messages</a></p>
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		<title>Free Text Messages</title>
		<link>http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/free-text-messages/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/free-text-messages/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 15:19:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Junith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Love Texts Messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sympathy Text Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[All text messages you found here are all free just like how I receive them. My friends and loveones sent some of the text messages posted here to me for free. That&#8217;s the reason why I published them here because I want you to get all these text messages for free. I personally wrote lots [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All text messages you found here are all free just like how I receive them. My friends and loveones sent some of the text messages posted here to me for free. That&#8217;s the reason why I published them here because I want you to get all these text messages for free.</p>
<p>I personally wrote lots of text messages here. But just like those forwarded text messages, they are all published here for free and that you can freely copy them for you to personally use and send them to your friends and loveones as well.</p>
<p>So much for that, here&#8217;s another list of free text messages for you:</p>
<ol>
<li>I have headache<br />
My body aches<br />
I have toothache<br />
My heart aches<br />
But what ever aches I have<br />
My love for you never quits.<br />
I love you!</li>
<li>Love me for what I am<br />
For simply being me<br />
Don&#8217;t love me<br />
If what you intend<br />
The best that I would be<br />
If you&#8217;re only using me<br />
To feed your fantasy<br />
You&#8217;re not really inlove<br />
So please let me go<br />
And set me free!</li>
<li>We have the right love<br />
At the right time<br />
Why worry of anything<br />
We can survive<br />
Just trust me and I will trust in you<br />
We&#8217;ll face all these things together<br />
And I know<br />
We&#8217;ll succeed!</li>
</ol>
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		<title>Hayden Kho Text Message</title>
		<link>http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/hayden-kho-text-message/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/hayden-kho-text-message/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 06:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Junith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Text Messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Text Messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hayden Kho]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Katrina Halili]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Maricar Reyes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vicky Belo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For sure, you are aware of the <a href="http://www.selaplana.com/2009/05/21/hayden-kho-katrina-halili-video-scandal-free-download/">Hayden Kho Sex Videos scandal</a>. The media talked about them. Bloggers <a href="http://www.selaplana.com/">make money from their blog</a> by writing about them. Pirates make money by selling the VCDs or DVDs of them. The senate investigate about them. And you are watching them.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For sure, you are aware of the <a href="http://www.selaplana.com/2009/05/21/hayden-kho-katrina-halili-video-scandal-free-download/">Hayden Kho Sex Videos scandal</a>. The media talked about them. Bloggers <a href="http://www.selaplana.com/">make money from their blog</a> by writing about them. Pirates make money by selling the VCDs or DVDs of them. The senate investigate about them. And you are watching them.</p>
<p>Now, if you want to send a <a href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com">text message</a> to all who are fans of Hayden Kho sex videos, here&#8217;s a text message sent to me by my friend &#8220;Gina&#8221; but I revised it a little bit.</p>
<p>-oOo-</p>
<p>Ano ang paborito ng mga mambobosong manyakis?<br />
Syempre, Hayden Cam!</p>
<p>Ano ang paboritong laro ni <a href="http://www.selaplana.com/2008/06/07/katrina-halili-scandal/">Katrina Halili</a>?<br />
Well&#8230; Hayden Seek!</p>
<p>Ano ang paboritong shampoo ni <a href="http://www.selaplana.com/2008/09/18/maricar-reyes-sex-scandal/">Maricar Reyes</a>?<br />
E ano pa e di Hayden Shoulder!</p>
<p>Kung mag-ha Hi sayo si <a href="http://www.selaplana.com/2008/12/23/dr-vicky-belo-hayden-kho-sex-video-scandal/">Dr. Belo</a>, ano isasagot mo?<br />
Meron pa bang iba? E di Hayden!</p>
<p>-oOo-</p>
<p>So, lhayden relax, n send this text to all.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">- <a href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com">Funny Text Messages</a></p>
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		<title>Free Text Messages</title>
		<link>http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/about/free-text-messages/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/about/free-text-messages/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:57:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Junith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Text Mo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know, you are looking for free text messages that you can send to your friends, loveones, and textmates. I posted lots of text messages on this site. Some of the text messages posted here are forwarded text messages to me from my loveones, friends and textmates. However, lots of text messages posted here are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know, you are looking for free text messages that you can send to your friends, loveones, and textmates. I posted lots of text messages on this site. Some of the text messages posted here are forwarded text messages to me from my loveones, friends and textmates. However, lots of text messages posted here are personally composed by me and my husband, &#8220;<a href="http://www.selaplana.com">SELaplana</a>&#8220;.</p>
<p>Just browse and scan all the pages of this site and you&#8217;ll get lots of free text messages. You don&#8217;t need to register. You don&#8217;t even need to ask permission from me. You don&#8217;t need to pay me. Just copy the text messages on this site and send them to all the people you know.</p>
<p>Start browsing the site through the Monthly Arhives:</p>
<ul>
<li><a title="October 2008" href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/2008/10/">October 2008</a></li>
<li> <a title="September 2008" href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/2008/09/">September 2008</a></li>
<li><a title="August 2008" href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/2008/08/">August 2008</a></li>
<li><a title="July 2008" href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/2008/07/">July 2008</a></li>
<li><a title="June 2008" href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/2008/06/">June 2008</a></li>
<li><a title="April 2008" href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/2008/04/">April 2008</a></li>
<li> <a title="February 2008" href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/2008/02/">February 2008</a></li>
</ul>
<p>You can also check the archives by Category:</p>
<ul>
<li class="cat-item cat-item-15"> <a title="View all posts filed under Friends" href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/category/friends/">Friends</a></li>
<li class="cat-item cat-item-18"> <a title="View all posts filed under Halo-Halo" href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/category/halo-halo/">Halo-Halo</a></li>
<li class="cat-item cat-item-37"> <a title="View all posts filed under Joke Jokes" href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/category/joke-jokes/">Joke Jokes</a></li>
<li class="cat-item cat-item-11"> <a title="View all posts filed under Long For You" href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/category/long-for-you/">Long For You</a></li>
<li class="cat-item cat-item-22"> <a title="View all posts filed under Love Texts" href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/category/love-texts/">Love Texts</a></li>
<li class="cat-item cat-item-3"> <a title="View all posts filed under Seasonal Text Messages" href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/category/seasonal-text-messages/">Seasonal Text Messages</a></li>
<li class="cat-item cat-item-44"> <a title="View all posts filed under Sympathy" href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/category/sympathy/">Sympathy</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Enjoy your stay!</p>
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		<title>Tagalog Jokes SMS</title>
		<link>http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/tagalog-jokes-sms/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/tagalog-jokes-sms/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:04:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Junith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Text Messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes Text Messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lawyer joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pinoy Joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pinoy Text Messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SMS Messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Texting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Tagalog Jokes SMS&#8221; means &#8220;Pinoy Funny Text Messages&#8220;. I really wonder if you don&#8217;t know about the similarity of those phrases. So, if you found posts on this site about &#8220;Pinoy Funny Text Messages&#8221; then don&#8217;t wonder for anything else because they are also the so called &#8220;Tagalog Jokes SMS&#8221;. I have here few &#8220;Tagalog [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Tagalog Jokes SMS&#8221; means &#8220;<a href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/">Pinoy Funny Text Messages</a>&#8220;. I really wonder if you don&#8217;t know about the similarity of those phrases. So, if you found posts on this site about &#8220;Pinoy Funny Text Messages&#8221; then don&#8217;t wonder for anything else because they are also the so called &#8220;Tagalog Jokes SMS&#8221;.</p>
<p>I have here few &#8220;Tagalog Jokes SMS&#8221; sent to me by my friends:</p>
<ol>
<li>Sexy: Maawa ka! Meron ako! Meron ako!<br />
Rapist: ahhh! Walang meron meron sa akin! Tuwad!<br />
Sexy: Wagggg!<br />
Rapist: Ngi! Meron ka nga! Meron kang itlog! Bakla!</li>
<li>Ina: Wow! galing talaga ng anak ko sa Math. Sige nga tanungin kita.<br />
Anak: Sige<br />
Ina: Kung bibigyan kita ng 3 apples, at bibigyan ka ng papa mo ng 4 apples. Anong sagot mo?<br />
Anak: Salamat!</li>
<li>Aplikante: Sir, gusto ko pong magsundalo.<br />
Officer: Di ka pwede. Sira mga ngipin mo&#8230;<br />
Aplikante: Bakit sir, ang gyera ba ngayon ay lips to lips na?</li>
</ol>
<p style="text-align: right;">- <a href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/">Pinoy Text Messages</a></p>
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		<title>Hot and Sexy Comments</title>
		<link>http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/hot-and-sexy-comments/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/hot-and-sexy-comments/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:38:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Junith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sympathy Text Messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pinoy Text]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Text Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Corny Text Messages, Flirting Text Messages, Sexy Comments

Are you looking for Friendster or MySpace comments, layouts, glitter images, or any animated images? Well, lots of these things here. Just browse your mind and you'll find a lot.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you looking for Friendster or MySpace comments, layouts, glitter images, or any animated images? Well, lots of these things here. Just browse your mind and you&#8217;ll find a lot.</p>
<p>No, just kidding. Actually, few of you, our visitors, requested me to include Friendster or MySpace comments, layouts, glitter images, or any animated images on this blog, but I just can&#8217;t do it now because I am still focusing my time for the text messages.</p>
<p>But then if you are really looking for the pre-composed comments that you can send to your friends, then why not consider these <a href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/">text messages</a>.</p>
<ol>
<li>At times you&#8217;er sad about what&#8217;s going on with your life<br />
Just remember one permanent fact<br />
Everything cahnges, tomorrow might be different.</li>
<li>Success in life can never be an accident<br />
It&#8217;s the result of hardwork and faith in God<br />
Champions are not the the people<br />
Who never fail, but the people<br />
who never quit!</li>
<li>Don&#8217;t afraid to take risks<br />
And experience pain to achieve your dream<br />
Always remember, if you<br />
want a rainbow, you must first go&#8230;<br />
through the rain goodnight.</li>
</ol>
<p style="text-align: right;">- <a href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/">Pinoy Text Messages</a></p>
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		<title>Christmas Text Messages 2009</title>
		<link>http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/christmas-text-messages-2009/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/christmas-text-messages-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sueboy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Text Mo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas Forwarded SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas Love Text Messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas Text Message]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Christmas Text Messages that friends and loveones sent to me this Christmas 2009. You can freely copy them and send them to your lovones too.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s Christmas again. People are busy preparing for the gifts they can give for their kids. And the kids are busy visiting their ninangs and ninongs for the gifts. Markets are busy with people buying for the things they need for the Christmas. And lots of visitors are looking for the free Christmas Text Messages.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a set of Christmas text messages you can freely copy and send to anyone.</p>
<p>Note: We never claim ownership of these text messages. They are just sent to us via SMS and we generously published here for you.</p>
<h3>Christmas Text Messages 2009 1:</h3>
<p>Best Christmas gifts to anyone:<br />
Forgiveness to your enemies.<br />
Tolerance for your opponents.<br />
Your love to your friends.<br />
Best services to your customers.<br />
Charity to needy.<br />
Good example to kids.<br />
Respect for yourself.</p>
<h3>Christmas Text Messages 2009 2:</h3>
<p>I am thankful that you are part of my life and become part of my everyday life. During the Christmas season, let&#8217;s all celebrate the true meaning of the birthday of Christ. Merry Christmas.</p>
<h3>Christmas Text Messages 2009 3:</h3>
<p>I don&#8217;t have any thing to give.<br />
Don&#8217;t have Card to send.<br />
Don&#8217;t have flowers to hand.<br />
No beautiful graphics to forward.<br />
I only have a heart that loves you so much.<br />
Happy Christmas.</p>
<h3>Christmas Text Messages 2009 4:</h3>
<p>Before the clock ticks at 12:00, let me greet you first and your family a beautiful and happy Christmas ever!</p>
<h3>Christmas Text Messages 2009 5:</h3>
<p>My eyes cry because I haven&#8217;t took a glimpse of you. My arms are numb because I haven&#8217;t touched your hands. My lips are cold because I&#8217;m longing to kiss you. My heart hurts because I can&#8217;t be with you today. Let me just tell you how much I miss you this Christmas day.</p>
<h3>Christmas Text Messages 2009 6:</h3>
<p>If you feel hurt&#8230;<br />
If you are scared&#8230;<br />
Just look at me, and all will be healed.<br />
Hug me and you&#8217;ll see the power of Christmas.</p>
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		<title>Hayden Kho&#8217;s Favorite</title>
		<link>http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/hayden-khos-favorite/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/hayden-khos-favorite/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 06:59:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Junith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Text Messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hayden Kho]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joke Text Message]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I already sent you a <a href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com">text message</a> related to <a href="http://www.selaplana.com/2009/05/21/hayden-kho-katrina-halili-video-scandal-free-download/">Hayden Kho sex scandal</a>. And I have few more text messages related to Hayden Kho alone. These are just the product of my creative mind. You can copy them, edit them and make them <a href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/">funny text messages</a> and send them to your friends.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I already sent you a <a href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com">text message</a> related to <a href="http://www.selaplana.com/2009/05/21/hayden-kho-katrina-halili-video-scandal-free-download/">Hayden Kho sex scandal</a> through my post, &#8220;<a href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/hayden-kho-text-message/">Hayden Kho Text Message</a>&#8220;. And I have few more text messages related to Hayden Kho alone. These are just the product of my creative mind. You can copy them, edit them and make them <a href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/">funny text messages</a> and send them to your friends.</p>
<p>-oOo-</p>
<ol>
<li>What&#8217;s the favorite message of Hayden Kho?<br />
Please Khol me by 9PM!</li>
<li>What&#8217;s the favorite toothpaste of Hayden Kho?<br />
Kholgate!</li>
<li>What&#8217;s the favorite film used by Hayden Kho?<br />
Of course, it&#8217;s Khodak!</li>
<li>What&#8217;s the favorite softdrink of Hayden Kho?<br />
Khoke!</li>
<li>How does Hayden Kho introduce his mother?<br />
Ladies and Gentlemen, Narito po ang mother Kho!</li>
</ol>
<p>-oOo-</p>
<p>May alam ba kayo? Dagdag niyo dito. Post niyo at our comment section.</p>
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		<title>Bubble Gang Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/bubble-gang-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Junith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was watching last night the Bubble Gang at the GMA7. They showed lots of jokes and were really funny. Here&#8217;s the list of the few of the Bubble Gang Jokes. They&#8217;re not really copied in words by words because I couldn&#8217;t. Woman: Hoy! Ba&#8217;t ka namumutla? Parang nakakita ka ng multo. Man: Ikaw ang [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was watching last night the Bubble Gang at the GMA7. They showed lots of jokes and were really funny.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the list of the few of the Bubble Gang Jokes. They&#8217;re not really copied in words by words because I couldn&#8217;t.</p>
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<li>Woman: Hoy! Ba&#8217;t ka namumutla? Parang nakakita ka ng multo.<br />
Man: Ikaw ang nakakita ng multo. Kagabi pa ako namatay!</li>
<li>Woman: Ano bang nangyari ba&#8217;t ka nanginginig sa takot?<br />
Man: Nakita ko kasi asawa ko sa labas ng motel?<br />
Woman: Wala naman yatang kasama?<br />
Man: Siya walang kasama. E ako meron!</li>
<li>Woman: Takot na tako ka.<br />
Man: Napagalitan ako ng tatay ko.<br />
Woman: Napagalitan ka lang ng tatay mo takot ka na?<br />
Man: Pano matagal nang patay tatay ko.</li>
<li>Bakla: Tulong tulong tulong! May multo!<br />
Babae: San ang multo?<br />
Bakla: Hayan o sa may bintana!<br />
Babae: Gunggong! Mukha mo yan sa salamin.</li>
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		<title>Bisaya Text Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Junith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Actually, this post is just the continuation of the previously published, &#8220;Funny Bisaya Text Messages.&#8221; Just like the other text messages published on this blog, you can freely copy them and send them to your loveones and friends. These are all free. Selboy: Lo, sa tanang mga lolo ug lola kamo ra jud ang sweet [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, this post is just the continuation of the previously published, &#8220;<a href="http://www.pinoytextmessages.com/funny-bisaya-text-messages/">Funny Bisaya Text Messages</a>.&#8221; Just like the other text messages published on this blog, you can freely copy them and send them to your loveones and friends. These are all free.</p>
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<li>Selboy: Lo, sa tanang mga lolo ug lola kamo ra jud ang sweet kaayo.<br />
Lolo: Nganong nakaingon man ka ana dong?<br />
Selboy: Gatusan na gud mo katuig nag-uban pero hangtod ron honey pa gihapon inyo tawagan.<br />
Lolo: Ayaw saba dong. Secret lang nato. Nakalimot man gud ko sa ngalan sa imong lola.</li>
<li>Junith: Hon, nganong sige man kag tutok sa atong marriage contract?<br />
Selboy: Ay, gipangita nako hon ang expiry date. Asa man gisuwat?</li>
<li>Selboy: Dong, mabaw ba ning suba?<br />
Bata: Mabaw na sir.<br />
Selboy: (Milukso dayon) Tabang! kalawum ba ini.<br />
Bata: Mabaw ra na sir. Mitabok man gani ang mga itik.</li>
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