Just for the visitors of this blog who find “Cute Text Forwards” for the first time, “Cute Text Forwards” means text messages which are considered cute or beautiful and are just forwarded by other texters to the other texters.

Here are few of the “Cute Text Forwards” that you can also forward to your loveones and friends:

1. Start a new day with a clean heart
   No tears, no fear, no worry
   be happy!
2. The quality of your life depends on
   How you love the things you do…
   How you love the things you love…
   And how you love the one who loves you.
3. A simple text means I care
   Enough to flex my thumb
   Search your name, wait for a “message sent”
   Then think of you and smile as I say …

- Pinoy Text Messages

Here’s few of the text forwards or forwarded text messages:

1. Lord, thank you for
   TRUE people who ENRICH my life and
   Make it meaningful by their LOVE.
   Let them live under your care
   And BLESS them always.
2. It’s a beautiful morning
   The sun is up, the birds are singing,
   Your cellphone is beeping with my message
   Of good morning
3. CARE is the sweetest essence in the world
   If someone says TAKE CARE
   It means you live in that persons heart
   Till the last beat…
   Take Care!

- Pinoy Text Messages

So much for that, here are few of the samples of naughty texts between couples. I’m sorry if these text messages are not really naughty texts. These are just my own composition:

1. What kind of milk would you feed to your newly born baby,
   canned milk or breast milk?
   Well, of course, canned milk is best for my baby,
   While breast milk is for daddy.
2. Where ever you go, and what ever you do,
   Honey please don’t forget to bring you my “P”
   Just kiss it if you’ll miss me
   Smell its odor if you need me.
3. Honey, you really are so sweet,
   Katunayan, pudpud na ngipin ko sa kaki-kiss sa yo.

- Pinoy Text Messages

Here’s the list of the Pinoy Funny Text Forwards copied from my archives:

1. Girlfriend: Ihi sa ko
   Boyfriend: Diha na lang sa daplin. Ngitngit bitaw
   Samtang nangihi, gihikap sa BF ang legs sa GF ug naay nagunitan
   Boyfriend: Hala, nagpasex change ka?
   Girlfriend: Amaw! Nagchange na akong mind! Nalibang na lang ko imbis nga mangihi lang
2. Girl: Padre ako ikumpisal ako uyab. Uwagan kaayo, bisan sa dagat kuanon ko
   Pari: Mura isda
   Girl: Sahay sa taas sa lubi
   Pari: Mura kaboy
   Girl: Sahay sa gilid sa simbahan
   Pari: Jesus, mura ako!
3. FLASH REPORT:
   A teacher wanted to take her own life,
   She ate all the chalks in her room.
   Good news, the principal arrived
   and she let the teacher eat the eraser.
   Thanks God, the teacher shit the blackboard.

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So, here’s another list of what you call it, “Forwards for Text”.

1. Be thankful in every morning
   You wake up its a brand new day
   of Adventure in your life
   God knows how to make your day right
   Look yup and say
   “God be my guide”
2. Having a hundred friends in a day
   Is not a miracle
   The miracle is to have a friend
   Who will stand by you for a Hundred years
3. Don’t let your heart and mind
   Be troubled
   before you close you eyes take a single moment
   To put yourself into deep silence
   Calm your soul and have a
   Little talk with God

- Pinoy Text Messages

Below are the “funny text messages forwards” that my friends and loveones sent me. They are all of course forwarded text messages which they received from their friends too.

1. Boy: Pal, we just finished taking the exam. Let’s eat naman.
   Jun: Ohh sure.
   Boy: May alam akong mura pero malalaking Siopao!
   Jun: Mura nga! Saang tindahan yon?
   Boy: Sa China! Tara na!
2. Erap: (Singing) MIle away, you’re so many mile away from me…
   Loi: Lagyan mo ng S para maging tama!
   Erap: Smile away, you’re so many smile away from me…
   Loi: Ngi!
3. Wife 1: You know, you’re so very lucky your children are beautiful and handsome.
   Wife 2: Yeah, I know. I really tried enough hard. I just couldn’t rely on my husband or else, my children will be looked like weird thing.

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Here’re my own naughty texts:

1. Bakit nakatayo ang lalake kung umiihi
   at ang babae naman ay nakaupo?
   Pagkat ang lalake ay may mahahawakan
   Habang ang babae ay walang mahahawakan
2. Ano ang pagkakaiba ng init ng babae sa
   init ng apoy?
   Ang init ng apoy ay nakaluluto ng talong,
   Ang init ng babae ay nagpapabuhay ng talong.
3. Bakit sinasabi na ang lalaki at ang babae
   Ay ginawang isang laman?
   Pagkat kung ipapasok ng lalaki ang ari niya
   sa ari ng babae magiging isang laman sila.

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. CELLPHONE
   Dito nabuo ang lvoers
   Dito nagkaroon ng tawanan, iyakan, kulitan at awayan
   Pero sa mga araw na nakalipas
   Dito ko nakilala ang tunay na pinakamamahal ko
2. Di ko kayang tanggapin
   Na wala kang text sa akin
   Napakasakit na marinig
   Na mas kuripot kapa sa akin
3. You can’t force to yourself
   To forget something
   Because the only reason why we forget
   Is when a better memory
   has taken its place.

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. Because you are my friend
   What ever you want I want
   What ever you say I say
   What ever you hate I hate
   Where ever you go I go
   Where you are I are
2. Son: Dad! I have problem
   Father: What’s your problem, Son?
   Son: Dad, I’m afraid to be circumcised
   Father: Don’t worry son, I will support you even if I am uncircumcised…
3. Pregnant wife awakened from deep coma
   Doctor: You had twins boy and girl. Your brother named them.
   Mother: Not my brother! His an idiot. What’s the name of the girl?
   Doctor: Denise
   Mother: Ok. and the boy?
   Doctor: Denephew

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. Who knows? Tomorrow I’m dead!
   So before that day let me say
   “Sorry” and “Thank you”
   “Sorry” because I’m not perfect
   And “Thank you” for the good
   friendship you’ve shown me.
2. When you want someone
   Who can never be yours
   It only gives you pain
   that’s why be careful in loving someone
   because I don’t want you to feel the pain
   I felt when I loved someone
   Whom I thought was mine
3. A friend is never a coincidence in your life
   Once a stranger meant to come into
   Your life to bring you
   priceless lessons and funny memories
   Thank for being one.

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