Why not try?

Please arrange this scrambled word
“N R I T A C O M”
Clue is if you love someone
You will never forget this word
I’ll wait for your answer
No reply No IQ…..

Brain twister should only sent
To genius people like you
Arrange this three words into one word
“WEEK N GOLD”
clue…
I have this and you also have this..
I’ll wait for your reply…
thinnnnnnnnnnnnk…

Brain twister should only sent
To genius people like you
Please arrange this three words
Into one word
“A DIRTY COIN”
Clue…..
This is important for education..
No reply No IQ….
think think think……

I have here again some simple puzzles I want to share.

1. If nine thousand, nine hundred,
   nine pesos is written as P9,909.00
   How should twelve thousand,
   twelve hundred, twelve pesos
   be written?
2. Driver had a flat tire
   While changing tire
   He lost four nuts
   And can’t recover them
   No help was possible
   But he went home
   With the car!
   HOW DID HE DO IT?
3. My first is the first of first,
   And my last is is the first of last,
   My 2nd and 3rd are the last of the two
   They say I’m not wise
   SO WHAT AM I?

- Pinoy Text Messages

The basic thing
is that everyone
wants happiness,
no one wants suffering.
And happiness
mainly comes from
our own attitude,
rather than from
external factors.
If your own mental
attitude is correct,
even if you remain
in a hostile atmosphere,
you feel happy.

-N Calopez

Quotes # 57

It comes to a point that
you just love someone
so much that even
though it hurts a
lot to stay,
you keep holding on.
It’s because you can
always let go of all the pain,
but never the little
happiness you get
out of loving that person

- S Segovia

Quotes # 58

Since you get more joy
out of giving joy to others,
you should put a good deal
of thought into the
happiness that you
are able to give.

- N Calopez

Quotes # 59

God made culinary arts
& HRM for riches..
then nurses &
architects to brainy..
he combined both
to make accountancy..
perfection was when
He combined talents
then abreed of brainy,
slightly rich, competitive,
yet humble individuals
were born.. God named them,
“TEACHERS..” happy teacher’s
day to all the teachers.
S CCESS can not be spelled
correctly with U.

-M Gonzales

Quotes # 60

The longer I live the
more beautiful life becomes

-M Esaga

Other say” Try and try until you die”. I mean ” Try and try until you succeed”. What are waiting for? Remember, No reply, No IQ”, hehhehehe.

1. In a class, teacher asked
   What is the LONGEST English word?
   Junith answered ” SMILES”
   The teacher said it was correct
   WHY???????????????????????
2. An easy puzzle….
   What commonly used everyday word
   In Enlgish language is most often
   Pronounced incorrectly?
   Take your time……
3. BRAIN TWISTER:
   I came before fifty romance
   None came before five
   Reverse three
   And you shall come last
   Find the magic words?
4. A CUTE PUZZLE:
   My parents have a very
   CUTE and SMART child.
   Di ko sya brother
   Di ko rin sya sister.
   Who is this verycCUTE
   And SMART child?…..

Here’re few of the Pinoy funny text. They’re Pinoy na Pinoy and Funny as in Funny!

1. Doctor: Ikinalulungkot ko, you have brain tumor.
   Patient: Pero Dok, they way I have no brain and now you say I have two more!
2. Ang mahal pala ng leather na gawa sa buwaya!
   Kaya dapat mautak ka… kasi mataas na pala ang face value mo
3. Question: What’s the social term for UTOT?
   Answer: Careles Whisper.
   Question: What did the napkin say to the UTOT?
   Answer: You are the wind beneath the wings!

Funny di ba? Ohhh pag di ka natatawa, ewan ko kung anong klaseng tao ka. Baka hindi ka Pinoy kaya hindi mo nafeel ang pagiging funny ng mga text na ito?

- Pinoy Text Messages

Christmas isn’t ruined because Santa doesn’t come to town. If you’re indoctrinating kids, at least get it frigging right.

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From: N Melorin

?”there are things in our life
that aren’t meant to stay.

sometimes,
CHANGE may not what we want.

but sometimes,

CHANGE is exactly what we needed.”

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From: N Pedrozo

do not let your hearts be troubled, trust in god, trust also in me. john 14:1

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From: R Rivera

the only way out of gloria arroyo from that humiliating scene of her spending her last days on this earth like an angry bird is send in the troops. the problem is, she doesn’t have sanything. she does’nt have any force at all.

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From: R Rivera

I REMEMBER DISTINCTLY ONE AND A HALF YEARS AGO…I was one of those voices who demand equality and justice against the excesses of the Arroyo administration. Now, I see the same people whom I protested against, asking for their rights to be respected. Erap is right (“weather-weather lang yan”)

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From: T Galore

If we agree that the bottom line of life is happiness, not success, then it makes perfect sense to say that it is the journey that counts, not reaching the destination.

Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi – Success – Happiness – Life – Goals

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From: S Crucillo

?”I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” is a great song if you’re into festive celebrations of inexplicable marital infidelity.

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From: I Panganiban

?”It is better to be violent when violence is in our hearts than to maintain peace to cover impotence.” – Indira Gandhi

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From: B Sadoguio

“ako na ang magbabayad ng tuiton mo, basta pag aralan mo lang na mahalin ako!”

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From: D Laplana

seek your friends when your awfully down, laugh your heart out, pour your eyes and flood them with your stories. In doing so, realizations will surface and presto, you’ll get answers that you can hardly accept when your alone, thinking and introspecting. Be sure though that they are engaged with you!

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From: E Laplana

… believes, if you truly want something, it will happen. ALL things are possible!

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Hello! I need poems about or related to nutrition month in the Philippines. If you know them, please post them into your website. It can be in Tagalog or English, it doesn’t matter as long as it is related to nutrition month.

Answer

Just scroll down the page below for the poems contributed by other visitors of this website. If you’re reading this at your email, visit the live page of this post for the visitors answers to your request.

Pinoy Text Messages # 56

Sender: Weng Lobo

Always look over the little
details of your life

like a child’s laughter

a friend’s hug

or a stranger’s smile

to love someone
And to love by some one

enjoy them…

they may be small
but when you look
back in your life
you’ll realize that
those are the things
that made your life
colorful and worth
living for

Pinoy Text Messages # 57

Sender: Weng Lobo

Minsan, friend is better
than lover

Minsan tea is better
than coffee

Minsan, smile is better
than laughter

Pero you know what?

Nobody is better than you!

Pinoy Text Messages # 58

Sender: Weng Lobo

Another day is
Knocking at your door
to continue 1 more page
of your life

May this new morning
brings you more strength,
graces and blessings

Good morning!

Pinoy Text Messages # 59

Sender: Weng Lobo

Seeking help is
not a sign of ignorance

It’s an intellectual
act that allows
people to admit
that some situations
are not meant to be
handled alone.

Pinoy Text Messages # 60

Sender: Alona Teomera

Enrich your vocabolary:

Long time no see –
matagal nang bulag

Misunderstanding –
babaeng nakatayo sa ilalim

Persuading –
unang kasal

Predicate –
Pakawalan mo ang pusa

Selfish –
nagbebenta ng isda

Contemplate –
kaunti ang plato

Defeat –
ang mga paa

Statue –
Ikaw ba yan?

Dilemma
– brownout ba?

Aspect –
pantusok ng yelo

City –
numero bago mag-otso

The value –
susunod sa letrang V…

Pinoy Text Messages # 61

Sender: Gina Onting

One day
I was standing
on the street
then a boy came
to be and said …

“… bili ka na po ng payong …”

nagtaka ako kasi di
naman maaraw at
di rin maulan
then I asked…

“bakit?”

the boy said …

“inuulan ka kasi ng
kagandahan eh…”

Oh come on!!!
Give me that all…

Pinoy Text Messages # 62

Sender: Gina Onting

Take time for
what ‘s important
to you

For what makes you
happiest!

Take time to be
with those you love

Take time to look
around at all the
gladness the world
can offer…

All of it is yours…

If you only take the time!

Pinoy Text Messages # 63

Sender: En-en Ranes

Guluhin natin
ang isip mo …

Ang kriminal ay ama ng
kapatid ng anak ng judge…

Tanong: kaano ano ng
Judge ang kriminal

No reply No IQ

Pinoy Text Messages # 64

Sender:  Bebian Roa

Sundays are meant for:

Rest from the weeks work

Praying for the week ahead

and…

Thanksgiving for God’s love
and generosity.

Pinoy Text Messages # 65

Sender: Weng Lobo

I’m playing
a puzzle of my
life,

Suddenly I noticed
something

The most important
piece was missing!

Then I realized
I need to talk to you…

“Pwede ba kitang mahiram
para mabuo ako?”

Pinoy Text Messages # 66

Sender: Weng Lobo

For the times
you were there for me

for all the throughful
things you’ve said and done

For the jokes
too cheer me up

For a friendship
that means so much

I don’t know
how to repay you

Just want to say…

I miss you so much!

Pinoy Text Messages # 67

Sender: Weng Lobo

Can you tell me
how to forget someone
who had been a great
part of your life?

how to let go a person
you love most?

how to forgive the person
who hurt you?

Simple questions yet
so difficult to answer…

Why? seems like the
only way is to pretend just
like nothing….

Pinoy Text Messages # 68

Sender: Weng Lobo

Life never seems to
be the way  we want it
but we need to live it the
best way we can.

There’s no perfect life…

But we can fill it with
perfect moments…

Pinoy Text Messages # 69

Sender: 090658225**

Your crush texted you
I love you

You texted back
Are you sure?

He said, Yes

Napatalon ka sa tuwa
Then bigla dumating
bestfriend mo sabi
niya “I borrowed your CP
yesterday” wala bang
nagtext sayo?

Pinoy Text Messages # 70

Sender: 090658225**

Simple “Bye” makes you cry
Simple “Joke” make you laugh
Simple “Care” makes you fall in love
Simple “Hug” makes you feel warm

Hope my simple “Hi” makes you smile

Below are text messages that needs brain analyzes. Some are simple others are difficult too.

1. In the middle of the sea
   There is a cat
   What happen to the cat
   When the sea is out?
2. In the road there is a truck
   What happen to the truck
   When I come in
   And you get out?
3. Dalawang magkapatid
   Nagkausap at nagka sundo
   Kung sino ang magmamana
   Sa kayamanang iniwan
   ng kanilang magulang
   Sabi ni Juan…
   ” Kung matatamaan mo
   ang ibon na nasa puno
   Payag na ako na sayo
   ang mana”….
   Tinirador ni Juan ang ibon
   Natamaan ito sa pakpak
   At nahulog ito sa lupa…
   Pero di naging kay Juan
   ang mana….
   Bakit kaya? Go! go! go!