Pinoy Text Messages # 56

Sender: Weng Lobo

Always look over the little
details of your life

like a child’s laughter

a friend’s hug

or a stranger’s smile

to love someone
And to love by some one

enjoy them…

they may be small
but when you look
back in your life
you’ll realize that
those are the things
that made your life
colorful and worth
living for

Pinoy Text Messages # 57

Sender: Weng Lobo

Minsan, friend is better
than lover

Minsan tea is better
than coffee

Minsan, smile is better
than laughter

Pero you know what?

Nobody is better than you!

Pinoy Text Messages # 58

Sender: Weng Lobo

Another day is
Knocking at your door
to continue 1 more page
of your life

May this new morning
brings you more strength,
graces and blessings

Good morning!

Pinoy Text Messages # 59

Sender: Weng Lobo

Seeking help is
not a sign of ignorance

It’s an intellectual
act that allows
people to admit
that some situations
are not meant to be
handled alone.

Pinoy Text Messages # 60

Sender: Alona Teomera

Enrich your vocabolary:

Long time no see –
matagal nang bulag

Misunderstanding –
babaeng nakatayo sa ilalim

Persuading –
unang kasal

Predicate –
Pakawalan mo ang pusa

Selfish –
nagbebenta ng isda

Contemplate –
kaunti ang plato

Defeat –
ang mga paa

Statue –
Ikaw ba yan?

Dilemma
– brownout ba?

Aspect –
pantusok ng yelo

City –
numero bago mag-otso

The value –
susunod sa letrang V…

Pinoy Text Messages # 61

Sender: Gina Onting

One day
I was standing
on the street
then a boy came
to be and said …

“… bili ka na po ng payong …”

nagtaka ako kasi di
naman maaraw at
di rin maulan
then I asked…

“bakit?”

the boy said …

“inuulan ka kasi ng
kagandahan eh…”

Oh come on!!!
Give me that all…

Pinoy Text Messages # 62

Sender: Gina Onting

Take time for
what ‘s important
to you

For what makes you
happiest!

Take time to be
with those you love

Take time to look
around at all the
gladness the world
can offer…

All of it is yours…

If you only take the time!

Pinoy Text Messages # 63

Sender: En-en Ranes

Guluhin natin
ang isip mo …

Ang kriminal ay ama ng
kapatid ng anak ng judge…

Tanong: kaano ano ng
Judge ang kriminal

No reply No IQ

Pinoy Text Messages # 64

Sender:  Bebian Roa

Sundays are meant for:

Rest from the weeks work

Praying for the week ahead

and…

Thanksgiving for God’s love
and generosity.

Pinoy Text Messages # 65

Sender: Weng Lobo

I’m playing
a puzzle of my
life,

Suddenly I noticed
something

The most important
piece was missing!

Then I realized
I need to talk to you…

“Pwede ba kitang mahiram
para mabuo ako?”

Pinoy Text Messages # 66

Sender: Weng Lobo

For the times
you were there for me

for all the throughful
things you’ve said and done

For the jokes
too cheer me up

For a friendship
that means so much

I don’t know
how to repay you

Just want to say…

I miss you so much!

Pinoy Text Messages # 67

Sender: Weng Lobo

Can you tell me
how to forget someone
who had been a great
part of your life?

how to let go a person
you love most?

how to forgive the person
who hurt you?

Simple questions yet
so difficult to answer…

Why? seems like the
only way is to pretend just
like nothing….

Pinoy Text Messages # 68

Sender: Weng Lobo

Life never seems to
be the way  we want it
but we need to live it the
best way we can.

There’s no perfect life…

But we can fill it with
perfect moments…

Pinoy Text Messages # 69

Sender: 090658225**

Your crush texted you
I love you

You texted back
Are you sure?

He said, Yes

Napatalon ka sa tuwa
Then bigla dumating
bestfriend mo sabi
niya “I borrowed your CP
yesterday” wala bang
nagtext sayo?

Pinoy Text Messages # 70

Sender: 090658225**

Simple “Bye” makes you cry
Simple “Joke” make you laugh
Simple “Care” makes you fall in love
Simple “Hug” makes you feel warm

Hope my simple “Hi” makes you smile

Here’re few of the Pinoy funny text. They’re Pinoy na Pinoy and Funny as in Funny!

1. Doctor: Ikinalulungkot ko, you have brain tumor.
   Patient: Pero Dok, they way I have no brain and now you say I have two more!
2. Ang mahal pala ng leather na gawa sa buwaya!
   Kaya dapat mautak ka… kasi mataas na pala ang face value mo
3. Question: What’s the social term for UTOT?
   Answer: Careles Whisper.
   Question: What did the napkin say to the UTOT?
   Answer: You are the wind beneath the wings!

Funny di ba? Ohhh pag di ka natatawa, ewan ko kung anong klaseng tao ka. Baka hindi ka Pinoy kaya hindi mo nafeel ang pagiging funny ng mga text na ito?

- Pinoy Text Messages

Just browse and scan all the pages of this site and you’ll get lots of free text messages. You don’t need to register. You don’t even need to ask permission from me. You don’t need to pay me. Just copy the text messages on this site and send them to all the people you know.

Start browsing the site through the Monthly Arhives:

• October 2008
• September 2008
• August 2008
• July 2008
• June 2008
• April 2008
• February 2008

You can also check the archives by Category:

• Friends
• Halo-Halo
• Joke Jokes
• Long For You
• Love Texts
• Seasonal Text Messages
• Sympathy

Enjoy your stay!

And here are some of the Pinoy Funniest Text Joke in my archive which you can send to your friends:

1. Anak: Bakit po si Itay wala nang buhok sa ulo?
   Nanay: Dami kasi siya isip…
   Anak: Eh kayo po, bakit marami kayo buhok? Wala kayo isip?
   Nanay: Wag ka ngang maingay dyan!
2. Pedro at Juan manonood ng sine. Natigilan si Pedro.
   Pedro: Uwi na lang tayo. Puno na.
   Juan: Pano mo nalaman?
   Pedro: Di mo ba nabasa yun sa pinto? PULL
3. Junith: Hoy! Ang cute ng baboy mo!
   Selboy: Honey hindi ito baboy, pusa to!
   Junith: Honey, hindi ikaw ang kausap ko. Ang pusa mo ang kausap ko!

- Pinoy Text Messages

For those visitors of this website who are wondering what’s the meaning of pinoy text msg…well, Pinoy means Filipino. Pinoy may refer to the people who are citizens of the Philippines. Pinoy may refer to the things made by Filipino.

So, if we say “Pinoy text msg” it refers to the text messages written in Filipino. There are also text messages written in English but are considered pinoy text msg because they are composed by Pinoy and written in Pinoy style.

Here’s some of the Pinoy Text Msg which you can send to your loveones and friends:

1. Pag malungkot ka, text mo lang ako
   Pag natatakot ka miscall mo ako
   Pag may problem ka, tawagan mo ako
   Pero pag masaya ka na, Ikaw na bahala
   Kung maalala mo ba ako
2. Bakit daw ang utak nasa ulo
   At ang puso ay nasa dibdib?
   Simple lang, pangit kasi tingnan
   Pag-inlove ka tumitibok yong noo mo
   Laswa naman na pag-nag-iisip ka
   Hinihimas mo boobs mo.
3. Ano gagawin mo pag ganito grades mo:
   Filipino 68, Science 60, Math 57, English 65
   PE 69, Major 66?
   Wag ka mag-aalala, be proud and say
   at least wala line of seven!

- Pinoy Text Messages

Funny lawyer joke texts are the joke text messages related to lawyers and their works in the court or at their office.

The following funny lawyer joke text are my own composition.

1. Client: Atty, mananalo kaya tayo nyan?
   Lawyer: Akong bahala. Basta magtiwala ka sa akin.
   Client: Anong gagawin ko Atty, para makatulong sayo at nang mapasiguro ang pagkapanalo natin?
   Lawyer: OK! Bigyan mo ko ng 3,000 pesos. Dito tayo sa pinag-aagawang manok, sigurado malakas to, magaling… panalo tayo nito.
   Client: Ngi!
2. Lawyer: Hindi ba’t noong gabi, isang oras bago pinatay ang asawa mo ay magkasama kayo sa inyong kuwarto?
   Akusado: Hindi po! Nasa kotse po ako noon.
   Lawyer: Kung nasa kotse ka noong mga oras na iyon, sino ang kasama mo?
   Akusado: Kasama ko po noon si… si…. si…
   Lawyer: Sino. Sabihin? mo sa harap ng hukuman sino ang kasama mo?
   Akusado: Kasama ko po ang asawa niyo doon sa backseat ng kotse kaya hindi ko po talaga alam sinong pumatay sa asawa ko!
3. Pedro: Kung papipiliin po kayo, sino pipiliin mo: Si Abogado o si Satanas?
   Juan: Sa Abogado ako.
   Pedro: Bakit?
   Juan: Si satanas ay kayang kayang ipapakulong ng abugado at ipapatalo kaso nito para maitapon siya sa empyerno.

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You don’t have gift for them? Then why not send them Graduation Text messages?

Here’s some of the Graduation text messages that I composed for you to freely use it. You can even edit these graduation text messages so that it will suit your preferences.

1. Graduation na!
   Graduation na?
   Graduation na nga rin ba?
   Bro, ilang beses nang dumaan ang graduation
   Pero hanggang ngayon, first year ka pa rin.
   Happy graduation na lang sa kanila.
2. This is not yet the end.
   This is just the beginning.
   You finished your studies,
   But it’s not yet the success,
   It’s just the beginning of hardship,
   That you should conquer,
   Because the real success
   Will be found at the end of your life.
   Congratulation!
3. What is graduation?
   Graduation is the day of giving you
   the chance to finish your course
   even if you learned nothing.
   Nagsawa na teachers mo sa mukha mo,
   Kaya ka pinapasa na lang at ng mawala ka
   na sa harap nila!
   Happy graduation!

- Pinoy Text Messagse

Here’s the list of the Pinoy Funny Text Forwards copied from my archives:

1. Girlfriend: Ihi sa ko
   Boyfriend: Diha na lang sa daplin. Ngitngit bitaw
   Samtang nangihi, gihikap sa BF ang legs sa GF ug naay nagunitan
   Boyfriend: Hala, nagpasex change ka?
   Girlfriend: Amaw! Nagchange na akong mind! Nalibang na lang ko imbis nga mangihi lang
2. Girl: Padre ako ikumpisal ako uyab. Uwagan kaayo, bisan sa dagat kuanon ko
   Pari: Mura isda
   Girl: Sahay sa taas sa lubi
   Pari: Mura kaboy
   Girl: Sahay sa gilid sa simbahan
   Pari: Jesus, mura ako!
3. FLASH REPORT:
   A teacher wanted to take her own life,
   She ate all the chalks in her room.
   Good news, the principal arrived
   and she let the teacher eat the eraser.
   Thanks God, the teacher shit the blackboard.

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. Client: Atty, can you please write an Affidavit of Loss for me?
   Lawyer: Affidavit of Loss? What are the things that you lost?
   Client: I lost my wife Atty.
2. Question: What is the other name of lawyer?
   Answer: Attorney at law
   Question: What do you call the client of lawyer?
   Answer: Financier of Attorney
3. SELBOY: Alam mo, walang makakatalo sa tatay ko
   Junith: Bakit? Ano ba tatay mo?
   SELBOY: CPA Lawyer tatay ko
   Junith: Ganoon ba? Kaya pala nasa pyesta lagi tatay mo.

Sorry, but I think, these lawyer joke text messages that I composed are not really funny.

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Pinoy Text Message # 71

Sender: 0905-766-31**

Every sixty seconds
you spend angry,
upset or mad
is a full minute of
happiness you’ll
never get back.

Life is too short
break the rules
forgive quickly
kiss slowly
love truly
laugh uncontrollably
and most importantly
never regret
anything that
made you happy!

Pinoy Text Message # 72

Sender: 0905-766-31**

letting go
doesn’t always
mean “It’s over”

breaking up
would not mean
“pagod na ako”

instead, it’s as
good as saying,
“mahal kita kaya
ayaw na kita pahirapan pa.
you deserve someone
better!”

Pinoy Text Message # 73

Sender: 0905-766-31**

Alam mo ba
yung pinakamasarap
marinig kapag
nagseselos ka?

Yung sasabihin
nya sa yo na…

“para kang may tuyo
nagseselos ka sa
wala namang laban
sayo.”

Pinoy Text Message # 74

Sender: 0905-766-31**

Ang selos ay isang
Malupit na salita

Pag naramdaman
mo to,
parang gusto mong
pumatay.

Pero ang selos ay
isang malupit na
patunay na
sagad sa buto
ang pagmamahal
mo sa isang tao.

Pinoy Text Message # 75

Sender: 0905-766-31**

Pinoy Text Message # 76

Sender: 0905-766-31**

Love doesn’t
take months to
grow.

It happens seconds
after you meet
the person.

So don’t listen to
people who say
“It’s too early…”

You feel in love…

They obviously
don’t know how it works

Pinoy Text Message # 77

Sender: 0905-766-31**

If love is the
greatest thing on earth

If love can make it
all possible

If love can build
anything

If love combines
everything

If love conquers all

then

Why does love make
my tears fall?

Pinoy Text Message # 78

Sender: 0905-766-31**

“Tears is one of the
most meaningful
liquid”

Wanna know why?

Because out of many
liquids here in the world
only tears can explain
the real meaning of pain.

Pinoy Text Message # 79

Sender: 0905-766-31**

QUESTION

My dalawang lalaki
naglalakad sa gubat

May nakasalubong
na bata na may
dalang pugad

Nagtanong ang
isang lalaki:

“Bata, ano pangalan mo?

Sabi ng bata:

“Kung ano ang
ating pandinig
at kung ano ang
aking dala
at kung ilan kayo…
yun ang pangalan ko.”

TANONG

Ano ang pangalan ng bata?

Pinoy Text Message # 80

Sender: 0905-766-31**

Ayokong ako
ang mundo mo
Ang gusto ko
maging parte ako nito
At kapag wala ako
hindi ka mabubuo.

Yung tipong hindi
mo lang ako nakita
hindi na buo ang araw mo