Just for the visitors of this blog who find “Cute Text Forwards” for the first time, “Cute Text Forwards” means text messages which are considered cute or beautiful and are just forwarded by other texters to the other texters.

Here are few of the “Cute Text Forwards” that you can also forward to your loveones and friends:

1. Start a new day with a clean heart
   No tears, no fear, no worry
   be happy!
2. The quality of your life depends on
   How you love the things you do…
   How you love the things you love…
   And how you love the one who loves you.
3. A simple text means I care
   Enough to flex my thumb
   Search your name, wait for a “message sent”
   Then think of you and smile as I say …

- Pinoy Text Messages

Here’s the list of the Pinoy Funny Text Forwards copied from my archives:

1. Girlfriend: Ihi sa ko
   Boyfriend: Diha na lang sa daplin. Ngitngit bitaw
   Samtang nangihi, gihikap sa BF ang legs sa GF ug naay nagunitan
   Boyfriend: Hala, nagpasex change ka?
   Girlfriend: Amaw! Nagchange na akong mind! Nalibang na lang ko imbis nga mangihi lang
2. Girl: Padre ako ikumpisal ako uyab. Uwagan kaayo, bisan sa dagat kuanon ko
   Pari: Mura isda
   Girl: Sahay sa taas sa lubi
   Pari: Mura kaboy
   Girl: Sahay sa gilid sa simbahan
   Pari: Jesus, mura ako!
3. FLASH REPORT:
   A teacher wanted to take her own life,
   She ate all the chalks in her room.
   Good news, the principal arrived
   and she let the teacher eat the eraser.
   Thanks God, the teacher shit the blackboard.

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. Because you are my friend
   What ever you want I want
   What ever you say I say
   What ever you hate I hate
   Where ever you go I go
   Where you are I are
2. Son: Dad! I have problem
   Father: What’s your problem, Son?
   Son: Dad, I’m afraid to be circumcised
   Father: Don’t worry son, I will support you even if I am uncircumcised…
3. Pregnant wife awakened from deep coma
   Doctor: You had twins boy and girl. Your brother named them.
   Mother: Not my brother! His an idiot. What’s the name of the girl?
   Doctor: Denise
   Mother: Ok. and the boy?
   Doctor: Denephew

- Pinoy Text Messages

Below are the “funny text messages forwards” that my friends and loveones sent me. They are all of course forwarded text messages which they received from their friends too.

1. Boy: Pal, we just finished taking the exam. Let’s eat naman.
   Jun: Ohh sure.
   Boy: May alam akong mura pero malalaking Siopao!
   Jun: Mura nga! Saang tindahan yon?
   Boy: Sa China! Tara na!
2. Erap: (Singing) MIle away, you’re so many mile away from me…
   Loi: Lagyan mo ng S para maging tama!
   Erap: Smile away, you’re so many smile away from me…
   Loi: Ngi!
3. Wife 1: You know, you’re so very lucky your children are beautiful and handsome.
   Wife 2: Yeah, I know. I really tried enough hard. I just couldn’t rely on my husband or else, my children will be looked like weird thing.

- Pinoy Text Messages

Here’s few of the text forwards or forwarded text messages:

1. Lord, thank you for
   TRUE people who ENRICH my life and
   Make it meaningful by their LOVE.
   Let them live under your care
   And BLESS them always.
2. It’s a beautiful morning
   The sun is up, the birds are singing,
   Your cellphone is beeping with my message
   Of good morning
3. CARE is the sweetest essence in the world
   If someone says TAKE CARE
   It means you live in that persons heart
   Till the last beat…
   Take Care!

- Pinoy Text Messages

So, here’s another list of what you call it, “Forwards for Text”.

1. Be thankful in every morning
   You wake up its a brand new day
   of Adventure in your life
   God knows how to make your day right
   Look yup and say
   “God be my guide”
2. Having a hundred friends in a day
   Is not a miracle
   The miracle is to have a friend
   Who will stand by you for a Hundred years
3. Don’t let your heart and mind
   Be troubled
   before you close you eyes take a single moment
   To put yourself into deep silence
   Calm your soul and have a
   Little talk with God

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. Once a book of friendship was opened
   It should never be closed again
   A living book meant to be read
   And enjoyed forever
   I hope our book of friendship
   Will never be closed.
2. You can’t leave foot prints
   If you walk on tiptoe
   This is what living life means
   You can never get what you want
   If you’re to scared to get hurt
3. Time is the most playful element
   Because it lengthens the minutes
   when you wait, and rushes the hours
   when you enjoy the moment…
   Have a nice day.

- Pinoy Text Messages

One sad
moment
in one’s life
is…

missing your friend

But somehow
texting gives
relief

it’s like saying…
andito pa rin ako
ikaw, ayos ka ba jan?
Inga ka lagi!

Sender: 0926-343-****

Pinoy Text Message # 102

A blessed life is
not being famous
nor wealthy
but one that
faces trials
and troubles but
never loses
sight of God’s
loving presence.

God bless you
always!

Sender: 0926-342-****

Pinoy Text Message # 103

When your feelings
get strong
for someone
it’s always wise
to stop for a while
and give your heart
a time to breath

Sender: Ann

Pinoy Text Message # 104

PAIN…

Yan ang ginagamit
para makakuha ng
isda.

Sender: Ann

Pinoy Text Message # 105

A sad story:

May isang girl na
mas mahal ang guy
na bestfriend niya
kaysa boybriend niya

isang araw
nagising siya na
duguan ang bestriend niya
at may hawak na kutsilyo
boyfriend niya

Tumawag siya ng pulis at
pinakulong ang boyfriend
niya

Nahatulan ng kamatayan
ang boyfriend niya.

Pagkatapos mahatulan
tinawagan siya ng isa
niyang kaibigan at sinabi:

Pinagtangkaan kang
gahasain at patayin
ng bestfriend mo
habang natutulog ka
masuwerte ka
at dumating ang
boyfriend mo
at iniligtas ka.

This is where the start of your lifetime happiness. Congratulation!

Congratulation Message # 2

Two people meet
Two people smile
Two people talk
Two people laugh
Two people love
Two people promise
Forever Happy Wedding Day!
To two very special people!

Congratulation Message # 3

True love is a gift God gives us.
It is a silent link
between heart and mind,
and the silver thread
that ties two souls together.
Bless are those who finds it.
Love and Congratulations.

Congratulation Message # 4

Love is everything.
It is the scent of roses
and the color of two hearts
as they stand together
and make promises.
Marriage is the journey
through time,
a journey born of two hearts.

Congratulation Message # 5

Nothing could make
a wedding more perfect
than good
old-fashioned dancing…
It’s your wedding -
make it memorable!

Congratulation Message # 6

God,
the best maker
of all marriages,
Combine
your hearts in one.
Shakespeare
Congratulations
and Best Wishes
for a lifetime
Filled with Love

Congratulation Message # 7

Wedding Toast
Hope your wedding
brings everything
you’ve dreamed of . . .
or at least
everything you
registered for.
Congratulations!

Congratulation Message # 8

Wishing you
all good things
the world has
to offer
Hoping that
the love
you share today
and the kind blessings
being sent your way
follow you
throughout your years
together to ease
the struggles
and deepen
the joys of a lifetime
Congratulations!

Congratulation Message # 9

sending you
bunches of love…
and a LONG
measure of joy…
hoping
you’ll have
the very best…
for a sunny lifetime
and happy nest!
Congratulations!

Filipino are truly kind, determine, and most of all have trust in God. In spite of what happened they did not forget to give thanks in God for saving their lives. Glory to God also, because some of us did not experienced the disaster. We should always pray God that is the secret on how to be safe in any accident or incident that may happen in our life.

By the way I have here some funny text messages I want to share to lessen your worries….

1. Bawat tao ay may kapaguran
   Pagod umiyak, pagod magmahal
   Pagod masaktan,
   Kaya ikaw, pahalagahan mo
   Ang taong nagmahal sayo
   Dahil yan napagod
   Na! Perti jud itoma… hehehhe
2. Bawat luha ay mahalaga
   Kaya siguraduhin mong
   Bawat pagluha ay sa karapatdapat
   Na tao, dahil ang luha
   Ay di maibalik sa mata
   Dili na sya pareha sa sip-on
   Nga pwede higupon..yakkkkkkkkk
3. Ang alamat ng pinaka-cute na nilalang
   Isang araw ipinanganak ka. THE END!
   Naksssssssss naman………
   Tandaan ang alamat ay kathang-isip lamang
   At malayo sa katotohanan…hehhehehe