Mother’s Day Text Message # 1

Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly.

Mother’s Day Text Message # 2

Happy Mother’s Day to &
your loving Mom!

it’s because of her love why
you are here today -
sharing your friendship with
me.

Mother’s Day Text Message # 3

Many hugs
Only love never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong

It spells Mother.
Happy mother’s day!

Mother’s Day Message # 4

I love u so much that I can’t bear to part with you even for a second. But there are times that I really need to be far away from you. I really miss you and I wish that I can see you all the time.

But one thing I can promise you: I will always be your little girl no matter what! You are my friend, my sister, my life and my soul! I promise you that this Mother’s Day will be the best one you ever had!!

Mother’s Day Message # 5

Mother, mother, mother, mother,
What can I do without her
Mother, mother, mother, mother,
How can I live without her
Mother, mother, mother, mother,
I’m the only person in your heart.
You’re the only person in my heart.
Mother, mother, mother, mother

Mother’s Day Message # 6

If there was a day for everything you have given to me as a mother, it would be Mother’s Day every day. Thanks for always helping me to remember what is important in life… and today it is you! You’re the best! Thanks for all you do.

Mother’s Day Message # 7

A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine, desert us when troubles thicken around us, still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts.

Happy Mothers Day!

Mother’s Day Message # 8

Richer than Gold You may have tangible wealth untold; Caskets of jewels and coffers of gold. Richer than I you can never be — I had a mother who read to me.

Happy Mothers Day!

Mother’s Day Message # 9

Mother, you’re always there for everyone, no questions asked. You are kind, loving, beautiful. Love you mum.

Mother’s Day Message # 10

You are the anchor of my life. My greatest support. I know that even if everybody leaves me, and there are no friends left with me, You will be there. Your blessings are the greatest asset of my life, with these I can face any hardships, climb every mountain.

May God give you happiness, health and a very long life. We always need you around Mommy.

1. Because you are my friend
   What ever you want I want
   What ever you say I say
   What ever you hate I hate
   Where ever you go I go
   Where you are I are
2. Son: Dad! I have problem
   Father: What’s your problem, Son?
   Son: Dad, I’m afraid to be circumcised
   Father: Don’t worry son, I will support you even if I am uncircumcised…
3. Pregnant wife awakened from deep coma
   Doctor: You had twins boy and girl. Your brother named them.
   Mother: Not my brother! His an idiot. What’s the name of the girl?
   Doctor: Denise
   Mother: Ok. and the boy?
   Doctor: Denephew

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. Once a book of friendship was opened
   It should never be closed again
   A living book meant to be read
   And enjoyed forever
   I hope our book of friendship
   Will never be closed.
2. You can’t leave foot prints
   If you walk on tiptoe
   This is what living life means
   You can never get what you want
   If you’re to scared to get hurt
3. Time is the most playful element
   Because it lengthens the minutes
   when you wait, and rushes the hours
   when you enjoy the moment…
   Have a nice day.

- Pinoy Text Messages

Just for the visitors of this blog who find “Cute Text Forwards” for the first time, “Cute Text Forwards” means text messages which are considered cute or beautiful and are just forwarded by other texters to the other texters.

Here are few of the “Cute Text Forwards” that you can also forward to your loveones and friends:

1. Start a new day with a clean heart
   No tears, no fear, no worry
   be happy!
2. The quality of your life depends on
   How you love the things you do…
   How you love the things you love…
   And how you love the one who loves you.
3. A simple text means I care
   Enough to flex my thumb
   Search your name, wait for a “message sent”
   Then think of you and smile as I say …

- Pinoy Text Messages

This is where the start of your lifetime happiness. Congratulation!

Congratulation Message # 2

Two people meet
Two people smile
Two people talk
Two people laugh
Two people love
Two people promise
Forever Happy Wedding Day!
To two very special people!

Congratulation Message # 3

True love is a gift God gives us.
It is a silent link
between heart and mind,
and the silver thread
that ties two souls together.
Bless are those who finds it.
Love and Congratulations.

Congratulation Message # 4

Love is everything.
It is the scent of roses
and the color of two hearts
as they stand together
and make promises.
Marriage is the journey
through time,
a journey born of two hearts.

Congratulation Message # 5

Nothing could make
a wedding more perfect
than good
old-fashioned dancing…
It’s your wedding -
make it memorable!

Congratulation Message # 6

God,
the best maker
of all marriages,
Combine
your hearts in one.
Shakespeare
Congratulations
and Best Wishes
for a lifetime
Filled with Love

Congratulation Message # 7

Wedding Toast
Hope your wedding
brings everything
you’ve dreamed of . . .
or at least
everything you
registered for.
Congratulations!

Congratulation Message # 8

Wishing you
all good things
the world has
to offer
Hoping that
the love
you share today
and the kind blessings
being sent your way
follow you
throughout your years
together to ease
the struggles
and deepen
the joys of a lifetime
Congratulations!

Congratulation Message # 9

sending you
bunches of love…
and a LONG
measure of joy…
hoping
you’ll have
the very best…
for a sunny lifetime
and happy nest!
Congratulations!

Here’s the list of the Pinoy Funny Text Forwards copied from my archives:

1. Girlfriend: Ihi sa ko
   Boyfriend: Diha na lang sa daplin. Ngitngit bitaw
   Samtang nangihi, gihikap sa BF ang legs sa GF ug naay nagunitan
   Boyfriend: Hala, nagpasex change ka?
   Girlfriend: Amaw! Nagchange na akong mind! Nalibang na lang ko imbis nga mangihi lang
2. Girl: Padre ako ikumpisal ako uyab. Uwagan kaayo, bisan sa dagat kuanon ko
   Pari: Mura isda
   Girl: Sahay sa taas sa lubi
   Pari: Mura kaboy
   Girl: Sahay sa gilid sa simbahan
   Pari: Jesus, mura ako!
3. FLASH REPORT:
   A teacher wanted to take her own life,
   She ate all the chalks in her room.
   Good news, the principal arrived
   and she let the teacher eat the eraser.
   Thanks God, the teacher shit the blackboard.

- Pinoy Text Messages

-from R. Pachuau

Real woman are classy, strong, independent, loyal and Lovable.They know what they deserve and they go for it!

-from: AAN Turpias

Kung mukha lang nman ang titingnan mo sa isang taong mamahalin mo. Ba’t d nlng PICTURE ang syotain mo? Malay mo, Magtagal kayo!

- from: T. Virtudazo

God is in the sadness and the laughter, in the bitter and the sweet. There is a divine purpose behind everything — and therefore a divine presence in everything. (Neale Donald Walsch)

- from J. Real

Kahit gaano pa kaganda, at kabait ang isang baba, kung gago naman yung lalaki… Hahanap at hahanap yang lalaki na yan ng ibang kalampungan.

- from AAN Turpias

Ang mga taong may karapatang magmahal ay yung mga taong handang masaktan para sa kanilang pinamamahal.

- from C. Doplayna

Ang matinong boyfriend:

1: NAGSESELOS – Kasi nga takot na maagaw ka.
2: NAGAGALIT – Kasi may kasalanan ka.
3. HINDI NAGREREPLY- Kasi ayaw niya ng humaba ang away.
4: NAGTATAMPO- Kasi gusto niya ng lambing mo.
5: NAGSOSORRY – Kasi nagsisisi na siya.
At higit sa lahat…
6: INIIYAKAN KA – KASI MAHAL KA NIYA TALAGA.

- from: C. Doplayna

BOY: Tayo na lang ulit oh, please!
GIRL: Bakit may mababago ba kapag nakipagbalikan ako sa’yo?
BOY: Mayroon promise! I swear!
GIRL: Ano?
BOY: Babaguhin ko na ang apelyido mo

- from: C. Doplayna

Hindi sa porma at ayos ng buhok guma-gwapo ang isang lalaki, kundi sa pagtrato niya ng tama sa mga babae.

- from: C. Doplayna

Ang pinakamasarap na feeling ay ang yung maramdaman mo kapag nalaman mong niloloko ka niya, pero mahal mo pa rin siya.

- from: Anon

MASAYA AKO PARA SA INYO, masakit na kasinungalingan na nasasabi mo sa taong mahal mo.

- from: C. Doplayna

Make every day count. Appreciate every moment, and take from it everything that you possibly can. For you may never be able to experience it again.

- from: NR Nakagawa

You don’t need a cupid to have me
You don’t need money to buy me
You don’t need everything to take me
You need only to love me
Have and Take me this Valentine’s Day
Happy Valentine’s Day my love

Loving me means:
… accept what I am and never change me into what you want
… accept what I have and never long for a thing that others have
… take me into your life and never complain
… give me what you have and never leave me.
I love you and Happy Valentine’s Day!

Love is like a business
You need knowledge to operate
You need Hardwork to start with
You need Passion to endure
Knowledge, hardwork and passion really are
the secret to success
Happy Valentine’s Day to all!

Below are the “funny text messages forwards” that my friends and loveones sent me. They are all of course forwarded text messages which they received from their friends too.

1. Boy: Pal, we just finished taking the exam. Let’s eat naman.
   Jun: Ohh sure.
   Boy: May alam akong mura pero malalaking Siopao!
   Jun: Mura nga! Saang tindahan yon?
   Boy: Sa China! Tara na!
2. Erap: (Singing) MIle away, you’re so many mile away from me…
   Loi: Lagyan mo ng S para maging tama!
   Erap: Smile away, you’re so many smile away from me…
   Loi: Ngi!
3. Wife 1: You know, you’re so very lucky your children are beautiful and handsome.
   Wife 2: Yeah, I know. I really tried enough hard. I just couldn’t rely on my husband or else, my children will be looked like weird thing.

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. A simple text means “I’m Here Again”
   Enough to flex my thumb
   Search your name
   Wait for “message sent”
   then think of you and smile as I say:
   “Good Morning!”
2. I haven’t seen you in? a while,
   yet I often imagine all your expressions
   I haven’t spoken to you recently,
   But many times I hear your thought
   Good friends must not always be together
   It is the feeling of oneness when
   distant proves a “lasting friendship.”
3. I may not be not be the one you’d always run too
   Not exactly your best friend
   But if ever you get hurt and you need
   someone to talk to, just call me
   you know, I’d love to hear you say…
   “…nith…” I need you.
4. Blue roses for lovers
   White chocolates for crushes
   Pink balloons for friendships…
   Most of all, for loveless, red…
   “…Red Horse…”
5. Everyone has different impression on me
   Some really hates me while others love me
   But there’s one thing I want to say…
   “Thank you” for what ever appreciation you have for me
6. F – find ways to comfort you
   R – reminds you of God’s love
   I – inspire you
   E – encourage you
   N – never let you go
   D – di ba ikaw yon?
   S – Saka ako?
7. Remember God first before you begin
   the daily games of your life…
   Put him as your weapon in happiness
   in guts and trials in strength and in
   “S-U-C-C-E-S-S,” Good afternoon
8. Good morning!
   Sweet thoughts and prayers
   are sent your way
   to warm your heart
   and bless your day.
9. Angels fly not because of their wings
   But because they have no burdens in their heart
   Lift everything to God and You’ll walk
   through like an ANGEL. Good Afternoon

- Pinoy Text Messages