Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 1

I don’t give you flower to tell you you’re special
I don’t give you chocolate for your sweetness
I don’t give you teddy bear for your cares
Just look at my eyes and you’ll know how much I love you.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 2

Don’t be sad, don’t be mad.
I’m far away from you now, but I will definitely come
To let you feel the warmth of my embrace and the sweetness of my lips.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 3

Even if you never heard of me saying how much I care, but I never missed the day showing you what I feel. Happy Valentine’s day.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 4

If I will die early I will ask God to make me your angel
So that I can protect you by my wings
And embrace you whenever you feel lonely.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 5

I love you  not because you are beautiful
I love you not because you are rich
I love you not because you have the characteristics that I am looking for
I love you, simply because you are what you are.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 6

My heart is yours, so take it.
Keep it and don’t ever break it.
Don’t ever leave it behind
Please keep it close to you.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 7

I know that:

1 hour is equal to 60 minutes
1 minute is equal to 60 seconds

But now I realized that:

1 second living without you is equal to 100 years

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 8

A lovely day is made up of 24 hours.
A lovely week is made up of 7 lovely days.
A lovely year is made up of 52 lovely weeks

But my life became lovely just because I love you.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 9

My love is getting stronger as the days go by
I’m growing crazy while you’re far away
I’m longing for you and your love
Day and night, my thought is only you.

Valentines Day Text Message Greeting # 10

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
Kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
But you can kiss me darling and you don’t have to worry.
I am fully vaccinated!

- Pinoy Text Messages

Below are Valentines Day Text Messages sent to us from celphone number 0982700****.

Valentines Day Text Message # 11

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.

Valentines Day Text Message # 12

If u wanna know how much I miss you,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones you miss is how much I miss

Valentines Day Text Message # 13

Hope all the happiness will be yours…
May all your dreams be fulfilled…
May all your plans be accomplished…
On this very special day,
Happy Valentines Day My love.

Valentines Day Text Message # 14

I don’t know why I suddenly feel that I can’t take you for granted
Why I’m suddenly eager to see you…
why I suddenly Miss you.
I really don’t know what I feel.
But maybe I already loved you.
Happy Valentines Day!

Valentines Day Text Message # 15

Loving is not how you forgive but how you forget, not how you listen but how you understand, not what you see but how you feel, and not how you let go but how you hold on.

Karon nga magasaulog na usab kita
sa anibersaryo sa imong pagkahimugso
Dili ka man si Cristo pero mo-greet ko nimo
ug Merry Christmas

Bitaw… Happy Birthday

Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 2

Dili man nimo ipangutana
Ako na lang isulti nimo
Nga ako malipayon gayod
nga gidugangan pa ug laing
tuig ang imong kinabuhi
aron naa pay mopalit ug beer
ug sumsuman samtang kami
mag-inom.

Happy Birthday diha nimo.

Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 3

Karon nga imong birthday,
ako nanghinaut nga unga
lugwayan pa ang imong kinabuhi
ug dugangan pa ang imong
mga anak. Ayaw lang dugangi ang
imong asawa kay basin ug
dili ka na makaabot sa sunod
nimong birthday

Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 4

Bisan kami layo diha nimo
Apan dili namo malimtan
ang imong birthday
Labi na karon wala nay
mopainom namo dire ug mopasomsom.

Happy Birthday Pre!

Funny Bisaya Birthday Wishes 5

Bahalag way beer
bahalag way chicks
basta mokanta lang mi
sa mga panghinaut diha
sa imong birthday.

Happy Birthday

1. Selboy: Lo, sa tanang mga lolo ug lola kamo ra jud ang sweet kaayo.
   Lolo: Nganong nakaingon man ka ana dong?
   Selboy: Gatusan na gud mo katuig nag-uban pero hangtod ron honey pa gihapon inyo tawagan.
   Lolo: Ayaw saba dong. Secret lang nato. Nakalimot man gud ko sa ngalan sa imong lola.
2. Junith: Hon, nganong sige man kag tutok sa atong marriage contract?
   Selboy: Ay, gipangita nako hon ang expiry date. Asa man gisuwat?
3. Selboy: Dong, mabaw ba ning suba?
   Bata: Mabaw na sir.
   Selboy: (Milukso dayon) Tabang! kalawum ba ini.
   Bata: Mabaw ra na sir. Mitabok man gani ang mga itik.

- Pinoy Text Messages

1. Today is your birthday
   Another day has come
   Another year has been opened
   Hope, the door of your heart remains open
   Opens for me and? our family.
   Happy Birthday honey.
2. Wish you much blessings
   More birthdays to come
   Happy Birthday
3. When hard times came, I was there beside you
   When good times came, you pull me into your side
   Thanks for the love you had for me
   Hope your love never fades.
   I love you and Happy Birthday

- Pinoy Text Messages

The Funny Bisaya Text Messages:

1. Si Tae Che hapit na mamatay, nagtingatinga na.
   Tae Che: Pedlo, ako kamagwangan
   Pedro: Dia ra ko tay
   Tae Che: Juan ako kamanghulan
   Juan: Dia ra ko tay
   Tae Che: Maliya, ako asawa
   Maria: Dia ra ko sa imong uluhan.
   Tae Che: Ah litsi. Ngano nia mo tanan. Wala bantay tindahan!
2. Selboy: Atty, patabang ko nimo, ako ilisan ako apelyedo
   Atty: Na mahal raba magpailis ug apelyedo. Mas barato kung balihon na lang nato imo apelyedo.
   Selboy: Na samot kung balihon atty.
   Atty: Kay unsa man diay imo apedlyedo
   Selboy: LOBOT
3. Pari: Bishop, mokumpisal ko nimo. gigukod ko ug hubo nga babaye. Midagan ko ug mitago bishop.
   Bishop: ah mao ba.
   Pari: Ikaw bishop unsay imo himuon kung gukuran ka ug hubo nga babaye.
   Bishop: Ay sama sa imong gibuhat, mamakak pud ko.

- Pinoy Text Messages

LOLO: Atay! Giango-ango na mo? Lugaw gani maglisod? kog tulon,

kutsara pa kaha? Duha pa jud kabook!

Ningisi ko niya, nakalit lang siya og kamatay….

Mao to didto nagsugod ang akong ” killer smile”….hahaha

1. One song can speak a moment,
   One idea can change a world
   One step can start a journey
   And a prayer can? change
   Even the impossible one.
   I just pray for you, good night!
2. If you leave something wonderful
   With those who come to your life
   They will find it hard to erase you
   from their heart
   Little things matter most.
3. Each of us represents a star
   in the sky
   Sometimes we shine
   with the rest
   Sometimes we twinkle alone
   And sometimes we fall
   And make someone’s dreams
   come true….sugar sugar dreams

- Pinoy Text Messages

Just always remember that mama and papa is always here, to guide you and take good care of you. We always love you baby…..

I have here some text messages good for morning greetings for your friends and love ones.

1. I hope that ordinary morning
   “Special“, when an ordinary person
   Like me, takes the time
   To greet someone
   Special like you
   Stay happy!
   Take care and good morning…
2. Night was over, new morning is here
   I send my morning greetings
   And hope that your day
   Will be filled, with Gods
   Beautiful blessings…
   Good morning!
3. Ang araw, gumigising
   Kasabay mo
   Ang ulap, kumakaway
   Sa mga ngiti mo
   Kahit anong oras
   Mag ring ang cellphone ko
   Ngingiti ako pag galing sayo!
   Gandang Umaga!

I’m so tired already I don’t know what to write. I just hope you will understand. So much to say, here are some text messages I want to share you with…

1. Si Teroy taga Bohol punta ng city.
   Dinakip, kasi nag jay walk 2 beses
   Nung pangatlo, hindi nakatiis
   Nagtanong sa pulis…….
   Saan ho ba ang tawiran ng mga taga BOHOL?
2. BOSS: Masyadong magulo ang mesa mo.
   Di mo ba alam na ang taong magulo ang mesa,
   Ay magulo din ang isip!
   EMPLEYADO: Ang taong walang laman ang mesa
   Ay wala ring laman ang utak!
3. BISAYA1: Unsay ibig sabihin ng cooling place?
   BISAYA2: Dugay ka na sa Manila tonto ka pa rin.
   Pag naga ring ang fone sabihin mo
   “Hilow, hus cooling place?”