Pinoy Joke,Pinoy Funny Text Messages,Filipino Comedy

Kinuha ako komersyal ng MILO,
Pero bagsak ako sa interbyo,
Tanungin ba naman ako,
Ano meaning ng MILO?
Eh, di sabi ko , ….

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Teacher: Alin ang mas madalas gamitin? Period o comma? Pupil: Comma ma’a, kasi ang period buwanan lang. Ang comma, kahit may period ginagamit lagi. -oOo- Naay pari, mipalit ug 6 ka dosenang itlog para ihatag sa mga pobre. Nya, iya gibilin ang mga itlog sa atubangan sa simbahan kay iya abrihan  ang pultahan. Pagbalik niya [...]

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Horror Text Jokes 1 Isang gabi, sumakay ng taxi ang isang studyanteng babae. Papauwi sya sa kaniyang dorm. Ilang metro pa lang ang takbo ng taxi nang biglang bumilis ang takbo nito. Babae: Manong dahandahan lang baka mabangga tayo. Driver: Pasensya ka na eneng. Kanina nang tingnan kita dito sa salamin nakita kong may katabi [...]

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Once again, I want to thank someone with celnumber090576631** for sharing these text messages. Pinoy Text Message # 71 Sender: 0905-766-31** Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad is a full minute of happiness you’ll never get back. Life is too short break the rules forgive quickly kiss slowly love truly laugh uncontrollably [...]

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Got here 5 Pinoy Text Messages that I personally composed. I want to share them to you. You can copy them and send them to your friends and love ones.

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Just want to thanks those who send us  Tagalog text messages, love text messages, and other text messages. Some of those text messages we received will be posted on my future posts and few of them are included on this post. If you have lots of text messages in your archive, please feel free to [...]

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Isang masagana at maligayang pasko po sa inyong lahat. Madalas nating naririnig na iba talaga ang Paskong Pinoy. Nasa loob man o labas ng ating bansa, damang-dama natin ang ngiti at saya tuwing nagtitipon at nagdiriwang ang buong pamilya. Lubos akong nagagalak sa ating pagsisikap na itaguyod ang kultura at mga kaugaliang bumubuo sa ating pagka-Pilipino: [...]

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I have here some text messages I want to share you with. To let your friends and love ones laugh or scare… Bago ka matulog pansinin mo naman Ang matandang nakaitim sa pintuan ng kwarto mo, Ingat sa pagkilos baka madaganan mo Ang batang nasa ilalim ng kumot mo. Kumusta naman ang babaeng Nasa loob [...]

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Collection of New Year Text Messages I received as we celebrate the 2010 new year celebration. 2010 New Year Text Messages # 1 Forget all the things that we don’t need to bring Bring all the things you can And make your 2010 new year 2010 New Year Text Messages # 2 Fill your life [...]

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Bigo Sa Pag-ibig Text Messages and Quotes 6 Hindi mo dapat panghinayangan Kung mawala man siya sa buhay mo Kung talagang mahal ka niya Pagbibigyan ka at bibigyan ng pagkakataon Na maituwid ang mali at maisaayos ang lahat Bigo Sa Pag-ibig Text Messages and Quotes 7 Masakit ang mawalan ng mahal Lalo na kung iniwan [...]

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