After sharing you 5 pinoy text messages last night, I have here again another 5 new text messages that I received from the visitors of this blog. They sent these text messages to my cellphone at 09068125959. The text messages can be naughty but funny text message, text jokes or joke text messages, and sympathy text message.

Pinoy Text Message # 6

Sarap talaga
Lalo na kapag sa Kama mo ginawa
Kahit nga sa silya
O sa kotse pwede na
Nasubukan ko na sa School
Muntik pa nga akong mahuli
Hayyyyy!
Sarap talaga matulog!

Pinoy Text Message # 7

Nurse: Nasa isip mo ba ang pamilya mo?

Baliw: Oo naman! Siyempre!

Natutuwa ang nurse…
Nurse: Nasaan ba ang pamilya mo?

Baliw: Nasa isip ko nga, diba! Adik ka ba? Kulit mo eh!

Pinoy Text Message # 8

An elephant ask the camel,

“Why do you have your boobs on your back?”

The camel laughed and replied,

“What a funny question from someone with a big penis on his face…”

Hehehe

Pinoy Text Message # 9

Kinausap ng doctor ang baliw.

Doctor: Magaling ka na pala. Sinagip mo friend mo na nalunod. Ang problem ay nagbigti din siya pagkatapos don sa CR.

Baliw: Hindi siya nagbigti doc. Sinabit ko siya don para matuyo. Basang basa kasi.

Pinoy Text Message # 10

The joy that you give to others
Is the joy that flows back to you
A happy heart makes a cheerful face
May your day be lovely as your heart!

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