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Pinoy Text Message on Nutrition Month


  1. Kumain ka ng gulay
    Pera’y wag sa baboy ilustay
    Hahaba iyong buhay
    Utak mo’y punuin ng Malungay
  2. Kumain ka lagi ng itlog
    mukha mo’y bibilog
    Titingnan kay malusog
    Puso mo’y sasabog.
  3. Eat banana
    And you’ll become monkey.
    Eat carrots
    And your teeth will look like of that of Rabbits.
  4. Anak: Daddy! Ba’t ka nakasubsub sa pagitan ng hita ni mommy?
    Daddy: Kumakain lang ako ng kamatis anak.
    Anak: Bakit po kayo kumain ng kamatis?
    Daddy: Pampapula kasi yun ng kutis anak?
    Anak: Ah! Kaya po pala namumula mukha mo tay!

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One Response to “Pinoy Text Message on Nutrition Month”

  1. admin says:

    no one commented here…. so i posted one just to test the comment section

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