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Pinoy Funny Text Forwards


Actually, I always received lots of “Pinoy Funny Text Forwards” from my friends. It seems that I became their favorite receipient of their collections of “Pinoy Funny Text Forwards”. So as my way of giving you the chance to send your friends and loveones with funny forwards or forwarded text messages, I will give you few of these messages that I received.

Here’s the list of the Pinoy Funny Text Forwards copied from my archives:

  1. Girlfriend: Ihi sa ko
    Boyfriend: Diha na lang sa daplin. Ngitngit bitaw
    Samtang nangihi, gihikap sa BF ang legs sa GF ug naay nagunitan
    Boyfriend: Hala, nagpasex change ka?
    Girlfriend: Amaw! Nagchange na akong mind! Nalibang na lang ko imbis nga mangihi lang
  2. Girl: Padre ako ikumpisal ako uyab. Uwagan kaayo, bisan sa dagat kuanon ko
    Pari: Mura isda
    Girl: Sahay sa taas sa lubi
    Pari: Mura kaboy
    Girl: Sahay sa gilid sa simbahan
    Pari: Jesus, mura ako!
  3. FLASH REPORT:
    A teacher wanted to take her own life,
    She ate all the chalks in her room.
    Good news, the principal arrived
    and she let the teacher eat the eraser.
    Thanks God, the teacher shit the blackboard.

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