Note: Text Messages below are considered Naughty, Sexy, Flirting… Text Messages. If disturbed don’t read them.

If I was a flower
Would you pick me?
If I was lolly
Would you lick me?
If I was a sweetie
Would you suck me?
If I asked nicely
Would you f*ck me?

-oOo-

A girl phoned me
The other day and said…
“Come on over,
There’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home.

-oOo-

CONGRATULATION!
A new puzzle game
Has been installed
In your phone.
To play…
Throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….

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