Just like I told you before, I really have learned few Naughty Text Jokes from my friends. And I think, I can now compose my own naughty texts. If you’ll like these Naughty Texts, then you can copy them and send them to your friends.

Here’re my own naughty texts:

1. Bakit nakatayo ang lalake kung umiihi
   at ang babae naman ay nakaupo?
   Pagkat ang lalake ay may mahahawakan
   Habang ang babae ay walang mahahawakan
2. Ano ang pagkakaiba ng init ng babae sa
   init ng apoy?
   Ang init ng apoy ay nakaluluto ng talong,
   Ang init ng babae ay nagpapabuhay ng talong.
3. Bakit sinasabi na ang lalaki at ang babae
   Ay ginawang isang laman?
   Pagkat kung ipapasok ng lalaki ang ari niya
   sa ari ng babae magiging isang laman sila.

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