Naughty Text Messages
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While reading your request to post “Naughty Text Messages” my mind really wonders, what “Naughty Text Messages” means. Is it similar to “Funny Text Messages“? But I already post few “funny text messages” but then you still requested me to post “Naughty Text Messages”.
I even asked my wife and she just answered me that “Naughty Text messages” are similar “Funny Text Messages”. But then if they really have similarities, they should have differences too. So, I define first naughty usingt he Google’s definition feature.
Naughty according to the PRINSTON.EDU is also called blue or suggestive of sexual impropriety. By considering this definition, I found few text messages in my archive:
- SELBOY: Sir, you’re lucky enough to have a cute son. I think, he will be a good driver.
JAMES: Why did you say that?
SELBOY: He’s cute and really looks like your driver. - AGENT ASERO: Ma’am according to my investigation, your husband really is checking in to 5 hotels in 5 days.
LADY Q: And what was he doing in those hotels?
AGEN ASERO: He’s following you ma’am in the hotels that you and your driver checked in with. - SELBOY: Honey! I think you need to learn to cook for us to save 3,000 from getting a maid.
WIFE: Honey! I think, you need to learn how to play me in bed for us to save 5,000 from our driver.
However, the WIKIPEDIA.ORG define it as tending to misbehave. And considering this definition, I got these text message:
- TEACHER: Selboy! why are you using your daddy’s underwear as your hat?
SELBOY: Ma’am, my father told me that his under-HAIR (Pubic Hair) are thick, healthy, curly, and strong.
TEACHER: Then what’s the relation of that in wearing underwear in your head.
SELBOY: I think, this thing makes his under-HAIR thick, healthy, curly, and strong. I just want to have that kind of hair.
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