Last Sunday, November 2, 2008, my husband and I along with my friends went to a beach party. During the beach party, my friends shared lots of naughty text jokes. I failed to write the naughty text jokes that I heard but I still remember some of the naughty text jokes.

Here they are:

1. Wife 1: (while eating cooked sweet potato) You know, this sweet potato reminds me of my husband’s balls…
   Wife 2: Reminds you of what? Balls’ size?
   Wife 1: No! It reminds me of how dirty are my husband’s balls.
2. Wife: (During sex) hey! I am not enjoying this intercourse. Your penis is too small.
   Husband: Don’t ever tell me that my penis is too small. It’s not my penis that is too small but your vagina which is too big.
3. Husband 1: (with his midwife wife) Where are you going? My wife is here to assist your wife deliver your child.
   Husband 2: I’m sorry, but I will bring my wife to the nearest hospital. Your wife doesn’t know how to repair vagina after giving birth.

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