Everybody is waiting for the day of the fight of Manny Pacquaio vs Oscar De la Hoya. Lots of bloggers are now optimizing their blogs for the “Manny Pacquaio vs Oscar De la Hoya” fight hoping that their blogs will receive logs of traffic from people who wants to know what happened with the fight.

So, I also decided to write few jokes (corny and funny) about the “Manny Pacquiao vs Oscar De la hoya” fight. Who knows you’ll enjoy these text messages. Anyway, you can freely copy them and send them to your love ones:

• Reporter: Manny, ano bang nasasayo ba’t ang tapang mong kalabanin si Oscar De la Hoya?
  Manny: Ah e syempre e yung galing ko at bilis sa pagsuntol. Gawin kong aluminum ang golden boy na yan!
• Reporter: Marami ang nagdududa na mananalo ka sa laban na ito against Oscar de la hoya. Kung sakali matatalo ka Manny, anong gagawin mo?
  Manny: Hayaan po natin sila kung duda sila sa kakayahan ko. Pero para sa ating bayan, I will do my bess. Pero di baleng matalo, basta milyon ang matanggap natin.
• Reporter: Kung meron po kayong sasabihin para kay Oscar De la Hoya, ano po yun?
  Manny: Isa lang po ang sasabihin ko sa kaniya, “Pre! Patalo ka naman. Matanda ka na e.”

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