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Magnet and Women


Here’s another set of text messages that you can send to your friends and loveones. I checked my archive for more text messages that are naughty in nature but just couldn’t find one.

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Whats the difference
Between magnets and women?
Magnets have a positive side
While women have negative only.

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One afternoon,
I went home from my work
On the way home,
I saw a man jogging naked,
I asked him why he’s naked,
He answered me:
“Because you came home early.”

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Researchers in the US
Found out
That people who do not
Perform well in bed
have difficulties
Texting through the right hands.

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