After publishing my personally composed Funny Lawyer Joke Text, I then found it more interesting to publish more lawyer joke text messages which you can send to your friends and loveones. This jokes text messages on lawyer might not be funny but at least you have something for them to send.

1. Client: Atty, can you please write an Affidavit of Loss for me?
   Lawyer: Affidavit of Loss? What are the things that you lost?
   Client: I lost my wife Atty.
2. Question: What is the other name of lawyer?
   Answer: Attorney at law
   Question: What do you call the client of lawyer?
   Answer: Financier of Attorney
3. SELBOY: Alam mo, walang makakatalo sa tatay ko
   Junith: Bakit? Ano ba tatay mo?
   SELBOY: CPA Lawyer tatay ko
   Junith: Ganoon ba? Kaya pala nasa pyesta lagi tatay mo.

Sorry, but I think, these lawyer joke text messages that I composed are not really funny.

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