1. Since the bureau of census is now fast approaching,
   I’m here now to have an interview about your family,
   Can I begin ma’am?, “asked, the boy…
   Yes, you may,”answered the old women..
   My father’s name is laughing,
   My mother’s name is smiling,
   “Are you kidding,boy?
   “No, that’s my little sister’s name,
   “Because I’m joking……
2. Three guys were introduced to a girl,
   “Hi! I’m Peter, not a saint,”
   “I’m Paul, not a pope,”
   “I’m John, not a baptist,”
   The girl replied,” Well, well,well…..
   “I’m Mary, not a virgin…..
3. A hunter, saw a house in the middle of the forest,
   He knock the door and ask permission to the old man,
   To let him stay for a night in the house,
   The old man agreed but with a condition,
   “You can sleep with my daughter, tonight…
   But promise me,not to touch her”…
   The hunter agreed the condition…
   So, the hunter enter the room,
   As he lay in the bed, he heard a cooled voice saying….
   “Please hug me, please….. please….
   When the hunter saw the owner of the voice, he hug her, without a doubt..
   In the morning the hunter told the old man that her daughter was so cooled…
   “Yes, it’s because she is dead, a week ago….
4. Doctor: Oh! man you have a brain tumor..
   Patient: That’s great doc, because my friends told me, I have no brain,
   But now I have a brain two more……
5. When you feel that the world so dark,
   And you can see nothing,
   I think you must do s0mething,
   Pay your electric bill, in order to see spark…
6. TEACHER: Pedro use among and does in a sentence…
   PEDRO: Among the birds, only parrot does talking….
   TEACHER: Very good! How about you Juan?
   JUAN: When the carabao does mag the tree, na among ang nati..
7. PATIENT: Doc, what should I do in order that I can walk again…
   DOCTOR: Always have an everyday checkup, that’s the nice thing to do.
   After a week of having an everyday checkup….
   DOCTOR: How are you now?
   PATIENT: Well, as of now I have to walk from my house to your clinic.
   Because, I’ve already sold my car, in order to pay my bill…..

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