A set of 5 knock knock jokes that you can use to make your friends laugh or at least smile.

Knock Knock joke # 1

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knock knock
amo: knock knock
chimay: who’s there?
amo: amo mo!
chimay: amo mo hah?
amo: hoy inday! papasukin mo aq tanga!
chimay: ikaw ang tanga! kumatok ka kasi, wag ka sumigaw ng ‘knock knock’, bobo!

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